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MACR0EZ 0F DISTRUKSI0N
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**PRESIDEN T 0F THE 0RGANIZEZASI0N:**
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**AMADEUS**
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Issue n0mbar 3 ! ! !
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VISE PRECEDENT!:
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BLACK PLASMA!
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0THER VISE PRECEDENT EHEHEHEHEHEEH
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the emperer 0f flame
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SEC0ND UNIT JUNIAR APRENTISE AUXILYARY VISE PRECEDENT:
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baseHead
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JUNIAR TREASURAR
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BULLwinkle!!
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this is nambar issuz 3 (three)!! that is s0 far that y0 it menas 3 isuze
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0k lissenn up y0! ! ! ! i am ritting this issuez n0w but if u want t0 c0ntrib00t t0 it u
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bettar d0 it n0w hehehe
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we haven't g0t many applicazi0nz f0r getting y0u're .txt philez published in this!! but
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u bettar c0ntib0te cuz the newslatar will n0t g0 0n if u d0 n0t but yes i said it wil n0t
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g0 0n if u d0 n0t d0 it s00n.
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but we have sum speshal itemz this ishue! this is the 1st 1!
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the st0ry c0rnR!!!
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this is a knew sedkti0n that is c0ming in al the isuez and u wil read
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in it is a st0ry tha t a membare r0te himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
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billy's everyday life.
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part 1 0f seven (7).
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0ne day there was billy and he wanted to play baseblal real good. so he went and saw that but
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so you are sayign Y not and so i'll tell u now. it was becuz he didn't know how ot make it
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good. so hhe went to the best one around, georghe, and said well hey dudez wher can i learn
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how t o play that game real awesome he said. the answer was join the BETS bawsball groop
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namley hte PoWERFULL HITTARS oF BASEBALS. welll he said but i am afraid that i own't
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know how to do it. but its easy gorge is now saying t o hime. okay then billy siad. how do i
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do it. and gorge said just walk up ot a memver and ask them if yopu can join but i dont know
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any members billy said yes u do i'm 1 heheh said georhg. billy yelld SLYK ! ! ! ! so /<an I
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join. georg said no u loser and punches him i n the face and lafs a really terrifying evil way.
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look 4 part 2 (to) coming so0n ! ! ! !
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the story cornR!!!
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this is a knew sedktion that is coming in al the isuez and u wil read
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in it is a story tha t a membare rote himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
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billy's everyday life.
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one day
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oh shit man i messed up
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the story cornR!!!
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this is a knew sedktion that is coming in al the isuez and u wil read
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in it is a story tha t a membare rote himselve! This is the 1st 1 hehehe!
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billy's everyday life.
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one day
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man what the fukc is going on
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shit why did it do that
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ok anyway staritng this isue we have a special sefl help secstion where
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we tell u how to do stuff. the
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first is this-----____---->>>>>>>^^^^^hhee
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AMEDEIS PR0DU/<SI0N S PRESENST THE F0L0WWING:
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this is H0W T0 MEET H0T BABES!!!!
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=== == ==== === =====
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and its als0 h0w T0 MAKE THEM MAKE LUV T0 U ! ! !
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==== = ==== ==== ==== === ==== = = =
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amadais r0te it he
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0/< i /<n0w that y0u are reading this cuz u n0 but u cant and li/<e
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I was the same way just li/<e u r n0w. this is the wya t0 meet the
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girl i0f u yur drams.
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sec/<si0n 0r patr 1.000 (one point zeiro ziero zeroi)
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wher the girlz r heheheh
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0/<. g0 t0 a bar. u see the girls. and u watn THEM!!!~! but d0
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they want U!!!!! theat is Y u read his yes n0w hehhe. wal/< up
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2 1 0f thme say 'u r h0t babe!@!!!' s0 duz sh e slap u n0 she d0s
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n0t. heheheh. u g0t her n0w. hehehehe. hehehehe. heheheheh. grap
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her titities. shell say 'yum yum.' at least she sh0udl if she
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slapz u then say 'bitch i'm g0nna wac/< u u dum h0!' and then
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slapz her 2!
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but h0pefully theat w0nt' hapne. sya 'Y d0t'n we g0 2 my
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playse.' and then if seh says n0 then as/< 'Y'n0t. and then but
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yes if she says but wayt d0n't i n0 u say n0 but u can heheh n0 but
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yeah heheh. hehehehe. hehehehehe. eheheheheh.
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sec/<si0n 0r partz 1.0001 (one point zero zeiro zeero one)
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what 2 d0 n0w ehhehe
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0/< s0 n0w u have her at y0u're place. s0 u bring drinx t0 u b0th.
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and m8/<e it exxxtra al/<0h0l heheh!!! and when she drin/<s it n0w
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is y0u're chans! u /<an get her n0w heheh.
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sec/<si0n 0r patrz 1.0002 (one point ziro zeiro zroe 2)
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s0 she is prb0b0ly drunker than i d0nt n0 wha t buy n0w hehehe. and
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s0 u sya Y d0nt we g0 and sea what mY bedr0am is lik heheheheheh.
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and sins shes drunk as shit u n0 i mean she says t0 u 0/< and then
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u mkae y0u're big m0ve hehehhehehehehhehehehheheheh.
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sce\<ti0n/ pabrtz 1.0003 )1 p0int zeroe zerow zieroew trhee()
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in eth bedr0em and h0w tu realy get ehr ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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-- --- ------- --- --- -- ----- --- --- - - - - - - -
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say t0 her u have a real rela g00d b0d baebe and hten she will
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bluzsh. say b0y it is h0t in hear. and she sayz the same heehe.
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then say i bet it isnt as h0t with n0 and fi i t8ke my jacket nd
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cl0z 0f. and say u will be c00ler if and then but then s0 u tak u
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0f her cl0ez 2!!!!
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u n0 the r4east with when she has n0 cl0ez!!!s!!!!! heheshdgegshmmh
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hehsehsehsehehehhekfeeheehdfsheehehghee
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>>>>>>>>>>>> TIP 4 the MOnthe <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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the tip for this month is.........
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............go into where the BBs says d's or on my bbs it says d (defalts.
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because i know how 2 mod things good THAT"S Y!n ok now get out of it b-cause
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u don't need to do nothign in there b-casue weaaare using PRO KOMM that is the
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best comm program in the univierse!!! and the erly verzons R >>>D BEST<<< if u
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kethc my dritf!!! ok now hit hte btton that make s u changu you're mackroez.
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now change it, adn voo-aalla it workz unless u mes'd it up like an yidiot. but
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1 way theat i make them good is by when u r m8king it/them u us e the crtal and
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numbars that corespande wiht them so u can get them blinkign.
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heres a GREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAT (tony the tigger heheheheh) macor
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its our >>>>>>>>>MAKROE<<<<<<<<< OF THE MONHT!!!!!!!!
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\-----------------------------| \==========
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>>>>>>>>> leTTAR of the monTHE!! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Dear Amadeus:
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This past year has been of the most stimulating kind, a quasi-Descartian
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infusion of administrative accountabilities, with their own respectively
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manipulative acquisitions, and naturally the visionary enthusiasm which are by
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all means begetted during the normal course of our Wittgensteinian existence.
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If this be the pium desiderium by which we are ennobled, then certainly an
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abrogation shall never materialize which would end our propadeutically benign
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schedules. And, just as in previous years, our big, furry eyebrows serve
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their presuppositional determination to do their little ol' Anaxamanderian
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duties!
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Yours truly,
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John Witcomb
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REPLY: ok thank u john whittcomn 4 that gr8t letar!
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The >>>>presidnets<<<<<< cornR
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Amdeus is the prsesdint of corse.
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Okay this is him. Amadeus, thats who!!!!!!!!!! Every issue has theis s
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sec
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section where i tlak to the readars about what us >>>HIHG<<<< randking
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officars R doing and it is 4 YOUR benefit so LISSEN UP HWEHEH!!!!!! So this
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is what i have tosay aobut us and it is very impertent becaus i considar
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it 2 b a democrassy and u can get info, if u nowhat i mean. so here goes...
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....sorry folks no precedents cornR this month. U will half to wate until
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next month so just chill th fuck out u godddam nbeitch. hehehehe. hehhe
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hehhe no but seriouslly
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wiat oh nevarmin
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nevrmind u can
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can't do shit i messd up agian1111111
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OOKAY THIS IS THE END OF ISEUE HTREE.
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I HOP E U LIKD IT I SHOAR DID BUT WE'LL
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BE BACK NEXT ISSUR WITH SOM E FUNCKY
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FRESSH NEW --SEX--TIONS HEHEH SO DON'T
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GO AWYA WELL BE WRITE BEACK!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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