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DDDD RRRR OOOO PPPPP PPPPP IIIII N N GGGGG SSSSS
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D D RRRR O O PPPPP PPPPP I N N N G GGG SSSS
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A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE
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M00SE ILLUMINATI
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Issue #22| Disclaimer: The Editors will place almost anything | Mar. 2, 1988
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---------- in this newsletter out of a frantic desire to fill ---------------
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the issue, so don't blame them for the quality or content of the submissions.
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Excepting those they may have written themselves, the enclosed items do not in
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any way represent the Editors' opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say
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that as far as this newsletter is concerned, they have no opinions at all. OK?
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The Index
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EDITORIALS AND LETTERS An Editorial.
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EVENTS AND NEWS Various & sundry items of [dis]interest
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FICTION AND POETRY Romance, Quantum Cat's ID, The Lemon
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M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE Love is Hell
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ASK THE ORACLE More Answers to Life, the Universe, & Spam
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MEET THE M00SES Alacrity, SalmonM00se
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M00SE LIST UPDATE The complete list...
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"Nice computers don't go down!"
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Greetings All & Bl00p to Ya!
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Well another (how many?) rotations of the Earth, and M00se Droppings
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did not get out as planned. :( The reason for this, to be honest, is lack
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of submissions. We need lots of submissions to have this on-going madness
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continue... So please, send send SEND submissions...(droool, wimper, beg..)
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Enough of that. Our very first issue came out and we were quite pleased
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with it. We hope you were all as pleased. :*) We included page headers for
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those who like to print MD out, but due to incompatibilities amongst host
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machines, this didn't work out as planned. Oh well... we tried.
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About the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Th0n, we still would like input: suggestions,
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scribblings, mad ravings, whatever... The idea still sounds like a good
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one to us (Pickle, SalmonM00se and Goblin). We will try and help things along
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by making suggestions or guest appearances (hint hint...*grin*).
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We've still included an index, but without page numbers it'll be a little
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harder to find things. (Hmmm, we could always do it by line number...) 8)
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Goblin & SalmonM00se
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Just A short note: Please, PLEASE include your name/nick with Submissions.
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We WANT to give you credit for yer submissions!
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According to our sources, *nothing* officially happened recently. The well-
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known (or not-so-well-known) publication, _The_National_Enquirer_, is really
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subsidized by Reaganomics.
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According to the #@%^! woodchuck, the USA will be having a longer winter than
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Canada... (A Bavarian plot?)
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Anyone owning a Macintosh: Have you seen the "Talking M00se" Desk Accessory?
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It is VERY am00sing. If you're inactive for a specified time, the M00se
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will pop up and say something irreverent to you. It is also possible to
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add phrases (such as Bl00p) to its vocabulary. For info, ask LEE_JES@CTSTATEU.
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According to our sources, the Mega-Thr0ng-A-Thon will occur at the next
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planetary conjunction. M00ses wishing otherwise should elect a MTaT
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co-ordinator in their area. The co-ordinators will then be able to discuss
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the MT-a-T with each other. Other suggestions are welcome as well.
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***************************** FICTION AND POETRY *******************************
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Spaceman Biff ....
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Yo, hey, hey!
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Thanks for all the help rendered on the subject of mollusks and,
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in particular, scallops (oooh). I now feel much more secure in accepting
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them as valid critters in their own right, but I'm not sure I'd want one
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to marry my daughter. If I had a daughter, that is. Anyway, that's not
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what I'm writing about tonight. I'd like to address a matter closer to
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the heart of much of the human population.
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Several years ago a friend of mine and I were discussing what it
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is that causes some men to be attracted to certain women, while others
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were not, and we worked out some of the mechanics thereof. While the
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treatment may seem involved, there are actually several easily
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understood fundamentals that m00ses might find of interest.
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Basically, despite outward appearances, men are discrete when it
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comes to romantic attractions. It is only on the macroscopic level that
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they appear indiscrete.
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To treat the problem correctly, it is instructive to consider each
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man an operator. Then it follows that each of these operators has a set of
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women, his eigenwomen, if you will, upon which the operator operates, returning
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the same woman, times a constant. Note that men must be hermitian, as these
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constants are never complex.
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Then, it may be said that every woman to which this operator is
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attracted may be represented as a linear combination of his eigenwomen.
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"Smoothness" is that quality of having a basis set of eigenwomen that
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spans all possible women (the dimension of which set may possibly be
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infinite), or to put it more succinctly, such a man is a "smooth
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operator." That some peanut butter appeals to all humans serves as an
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example; everyone likes smooth peanut butter, but only some people like
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chunky. (What are those chunks made out of, anyway?)
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Other quantized values, for example, charm, beauty, and
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strangeness, have but minor importance, but then, we all have our little
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quarks.
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I hope that I have shed some light on a topic which causes no
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end of confusion to the human populace. I recognize that I will most
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probably get a good deal of heat for having couched this entirely from a
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makAle standpoint, and in my own defense I should like to say that an
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analogous system exists for women and their respective, if not
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respectable, eigenmen. However, despite concerted efforts to discover
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the nature thereof, I have failed to discern the logic of this
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sister system. Perhaps other m00ses might take up here, where I
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must leave off.
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Fondly,
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--Spaceman Biff!!!!!!!!
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Here's the latest from QuantumCat the Quintessential (Bl00p!) :
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(We liked the ID so much we decided to print it all..)
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------====== Quantum Cat ID V2.0.1 ======------
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<ST5616@SIUCVMB>
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Of candle, book, the bell that rings,
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Of time and tide and other things
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The Teacher and Creator sings
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In darkest night of Earth's new age
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Call Him forth to show the way
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Through woods where traps the shadows lay
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And lead us safely into day
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And through the gate to Earth's new age...
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I'm a cat of many names
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Quantum, Quoter and others
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The cheshire dares to call me mad
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Of course he knows his brothers...
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Give me but a moment
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... yes, one or two, should do
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Shall I tell the secret of my trade?
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... you really want me to?
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Maybe but a little hint---
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Acrostics CAN be fun
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Can YOU appreciate the joke?
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How could anyone?
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Music is a wond'rous thing, J.S.Bach to some is God
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and I could quite agree
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But Gil and Sully take their fling, Mock the first, forget the last...
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whatever's left is me
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/\ /\
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\ \/ / Now take the cross of Andrew
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\ / It's the cross of Patrick too
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/ \ Add a Thompson to the list
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/ /\ \ And there you have me too!
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\/ \/
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Saluki they call my school's mascot
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In all the world, this place I chose
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Under the rule of Illinose...
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Can Avon Ride Beside Orac? No? Did Abraham Leave Eliza?
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I'LL Inspire No Ominous Irish Song
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But... APT to some IS This
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Still.... The Urgency Does Entail No Time
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Consider.. Every New Tenement Entered Remembers
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What happened on the Nile.. 0 +
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Where Livingston would be found -
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Who months had been a-seeking -
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When Stanley came around? R -
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How did they finally meet? M +
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Why did I even write it? -
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Should this verse be fed to the sharks? +
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'tis not clever, but I'll not spite it. 7 +
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Ah, poetry gives the mind repose
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or feeds the flames of base desire
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Makes us fear the lovely rose
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and love the fearful raging fire
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Yes, poetry will be forever
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Though poets all must pass away
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Yet once the pageant of life has ended
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The poems remain and recall today
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(Submitted by R0b0p0pe ??)
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The Lemon. A soliloquy delivered in the produce section
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O Lemon!
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You round
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(well maybe not round but kinda funny-shaped)
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thing
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tell me in your simplicity
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about life.
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O Lemon!
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Surely you know about life
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about love
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about happiness
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You sit on the astroturf stuff in the fruit bin
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and look wise.
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O Lemon!
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Surely if I pick you up
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and hold you
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I can feel wisdom in your funny bumps
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and if I hold you
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under my nose
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I can smell your knowledge
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or if I hold you
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next to my ear
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I can hear the sounds
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of the fruit grove
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that was once your home.
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O Lemon!
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Why do you not answer me?
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Well.
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Perhaps if I taste you
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I can gather your understanding through absorption.
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O Lemon!
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(burp)
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This Submission is from Pickle :)
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Excerpts from Matt Groening's book _Love_Is_Hell_. The book is a collection of
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his cartoons, called "Life In Hell". Highly recommended, especially if you can
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get the boxed set, "Box Full Of Hell".
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WHAT THE GREAT PHILOSOPHERS HAVE SAID VIS-A-VIS LOVE
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"Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell." -- Bertrand Russell
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"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry jig and then suddenly he turns on you with
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a miniature machine-gun." -- Kierkegaard
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips and
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pins you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -- Nietzsche
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Watch out for these early warning signs of love:
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1) Bouncy step
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2) Goo-goo eyes
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3) Babbling
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4) Bored friends
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Avoid sharing affection with people wearing desperate t-shirts.
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"Will you be my friend?"
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Forbidden conversation topics in bed:
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1) Local elections
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2) Septic tanks
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3) Chores
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4) Your partner's shortcomings ("Did anyone ever tell you you grunt
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amusingly when you make love?")
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When getting undressed with a new friend for the first time, do not try to
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break the tension by gesticulating wildly and making comical throat noises.
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"Geeba geeba geeba."
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Warning signs your lover is getting bored:
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1) Passionless kisses
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2) Frequent sighing
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3) Moved; left no forwarding address
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Advantages of heartbreak:
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1) More room in bed
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2) Time slows to a crawl
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3) Opportunity to get in touch with your weeping
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When in doubt about how to proceed in love, heed the advice of your closest
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friends.
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"Don't let yer meatloaf!"
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Be considerate. After mesmerizing your friends for hours with details of your
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love miseries, be sure to feign interest when they start babbling about their
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insignificant problems.
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"So I go, 'Oh yeah?' and she goes 'Yeah!!' So I go--"
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If you're going to argue with your partner at a restaurant, make it a cheap
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one, because you won't be tasting your food anyhow.
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"How's your duck l'orange, stupid?"
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"Shut up and eat yer truffles."
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Do not make jocular marriage proposals if you don't want to get clobbered.
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"Will you mar--"
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"Oh, yes!"
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"--inate this steak for me?"
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When hanging up angrily on a lover, watch those fingers!
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"Go to hell!!" SLAM! "OW!!!"
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Do not write and publish any books while in the midst of complete and utter
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heartbreak.
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_They're_ALL_Sons_Of_Bitches_ (vol. I)
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Do not take love advice from cynical, embittered, sarcastic cartoon strips.
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"Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?"
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"Him?"
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Here, from Hal Eisen, is more "Ask the Oracle"...
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What does the Oracle do after it gets off from work?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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What any other good oracle does...chill out...have a beer or 3...
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play games....watch tv...see his gal... ;-)
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If deer are camouflaged by being brown, why aren't cows camouflaged by
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being green?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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It is obvious that the cows' camouflage has worked exceedingly well.
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In fact, it has worked so well that nobody has ever seen a green cow
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around, as they are too well hidden. By comparison, the brown
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with white splotches which deer refer to as their 'camouflage' is nothing.
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Hey Oracle - -
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What do signs that say "Proper Identification Required" mean?
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Is there such thing as "Improper Identification?"
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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Such signs mean different things in different countries:
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In Britain: You will be escorted out of the area if found within.
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In the U.S: You will be escorted out in handcuffs.
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In Germany: You will be put in jail for a month.
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In Italy: You will be put in jail for a year.
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In Russia: You will be sent to Siberia for five years.
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In Turkey: You will be shot by a guard.
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In Bulgaria: You will be tortured on the spot for five days, then
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shot in the head at close range.
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Improper identification is such an item as a driver's license, say, when
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a Cosmic Top Security Nato Clearance Pass is required.
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How did humankind ever get along without computers?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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This is a very brilliant question, on the scale of questions to the
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Oracle. The answer is: paper. There was a strange and arcane art, now
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lost to mankind, but once known as "writing," which allowed humans to
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record data and even perform simple calculations on a sheet of "paper."
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Paper was a very thin, white substance, the art of whose making has also
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been lost to mankind, but which was created, by a secret but subsidized
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process, from old-growth rainforest from the Tongass National Park.
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Perhaps the reason this substance fell into disuse was that there is now
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no plant life taller than six feet existing on Earth today. Paper was,
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of course, in the Oracle's unbiased opinion, a far worse medium than
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silicon, but was far superior for wiping the rear end.
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Are there really people who just won't ever be rational?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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yes...in fact, you can count them.
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there are exactly pi of them.
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Explain the American electoral process, using only vocabulary and phrasing
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which the average American would understand.
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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screw the middle class...
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What would the world be like if 12 wasn't a prime number?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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The world would be vastly changed for the worse. Individual countries
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would be in about the same place, but many things would be changed:
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- There would be a new nation, about where the junction between
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Spain, Italy, and Germany is now, called "France". It would
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be populated by the most obnoxious people in history.
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- The country "Russia" would be governed by a weird and bizarre system
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known as "Communism". Despite having failed economically for 60
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years, their leaders would be trying to spread "Communism", most
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often by invading their neighbors.
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- There would be many so called "religions", spread about the world.
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They would involve the idea that, rather than being dead for good,
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a person goes someplace after death. Why anyone would think that
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is a mystery to the Oracle.
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- The almost unknown (in the present world) bug called the "mosquito"
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would have an appendage solely for the drinking of blood from animals
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while still living. It would spread horrible diseases by this
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method.
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These are just a few examples. No one would want to live in a world
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where 12 was not prime; in fact, there would be many suicides.
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How long can you tread water?
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The Oracle has answered your question as follows:
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WEll, let me put it this way.
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say an evil scientist captured me and brought me to his
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evil laboratory and strapped me into an
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evil machine that went
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WHIRRRRRR
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and
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BUZZZZZZZZ
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and whose sole evil purpose was to evilly create and
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an exact copy of myself whose very essence and being
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down to the last atom was identical to me in every way.
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I would be able to tread water as long as he could.
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THE REVISED M00SE ILLUMINATI SHORT-FORM ID FILE
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<Since we've received a few ID's which have been rather voluminous, we've
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decided to send this out again (with an addition made by Pickle). If you
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want your ID printed in one of the following issues of M00se Droppings,
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please fill this form out and send it to WITHALL@CTSTATEU. To those of
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you who *have* filled one out and sent it to us: we're kind of out of space
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in this issue, so we'll print yours starting with Issue number 22.>
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The short form..
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FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD
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The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
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Chapter Name: ____________________________________________________
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Nickname(s): ____________________________________________________
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Life Form: ____________________________________________________
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Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___
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Net Address: ________@________ Purity Quotient: _______%
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Description: ____________________________________________________
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Favourite Saying: ____________________________________________________
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Other Stuff: ____________________________________________________
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Here in Our latest meet the m00ses is Alacrity's ID...
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The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
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Chapter Name: John P. Bankert_____________________________________
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Nickname(s): CHAOS Engineer, Alacrity, Expletive Deleted_________
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Life Form: Intelligent potted palm_____________________________
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Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other XXX
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Net Address: jbankert@sunrise_
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Description: about 5.5 feet tall, kinda tree trunkish except for_
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these leaves on top_________________________________
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Favourite Saying: If it works, fix it, if it doesn't, don't___________
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Other Stuff: I enjoy being watered about once a week and am______
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seeking an attractive fern for a meaningful_________
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relationship with possible long term commitment_____
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Since Goblin thought my original introduction to this part wasn't right,
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here's her introduction:
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The ID file of one of the well.. well lamebrained editors of this here magazine:
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The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form
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Chapter Name: Jeff Lee
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Nickname(s): Godfrey de Shipbrook, SalmonM00se, Nodefinger
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Life Form: Random, though usually humanoid
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Sex: Male XXX Female Hermaphrodite Other
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Net Address: LEE_JES @CTSTATEU Purity Quotient: 48.8%
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Description: Usually about 5'8", blond, hazel eyes (3), 120#.
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Usually wears black.
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Favourite Saying: Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are
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subtle and will piss on your computer.
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Other Stuff: Heavily involved in the SCA, computers, music. Also
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involved in art (drawing), writing, and other stuff...
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SCA activities: Fighting, fencing, archery, heraldry,
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mead brewing, calligraphy/illumination, crossbow,
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music (singer/lutenist), armouring (mostly chainmail),
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garbmaking, cooking...
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*************** AND, OF COURSE, THE UBIQUITOUS M00SE LIST UPDATE ***************
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This week, for all those of you who have lost, deleted, folded, bended,
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spindled, or mutilated your old copy of the M00se List: A fresh new one!
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Notes about the New List: Wolverine is now known as Lord Trelf, and both
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he and Lord Sabre now have new net addresses.
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TOTAL CHAPTERS: 132
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THRONG/CHAPTER USERID NODE NAME
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Alaska thr0ng FSDEM2 @ ALASKA Mugwump
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FSJBK @ ALASKA G00se
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JSJPC1 @ ALASKA Jonathan
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RECS012 @ ALASKA Josh VanDyke
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Binghamton thr0ng FR0130 @ BINGVMA Pig Dung
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FR0250 @ BINGVMA Red Rock Mud Puddle
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Boston University thr0ng CLXLAUC @ BUACCA Rorshach
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ENLDC8C @ BUACCA Paladin
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LAN @ BUCSF.BU.EDU
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Larry Nathanson
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Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede
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ERIK @ BROCK1P E-Rock
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MW2440 @ BROCK1P Mark Weiland
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Bucknell University chapter SHAFFERJ @ BKNLVMS James Shaffer
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Buffalo thr0ng V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto/PacifistM00se
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V123P62M @ UBVMSC Lorelei
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V047KFZ7 @ UBVMSD Roachm00se
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V056GZPK @ UBVMSD BritM00se
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V065L4KV @ UBVMSD Donald Duck
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V067LUFD @ UBVMSD Riff, DeathM00se
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V068GZ8E @ UBVMSD Evil
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V068KY46 @ UBVMSD Ineedanickname
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V068MVHU @ UBVMSD Brandy
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V078QM32 @ UBVMSD F00nels
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V083PBXV @ UBVMSD Sindar
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V085PWPZ @ UBVMSD Valerie. :)
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V096NHDQ @ UBVMSD Chris M00spaw
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V097NQQG @ UBVMSD EXPL0RER 01
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V098PZJD @ UBVMSD Cardinal M00se
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V101PYRW @ UBVMSD Villager M00se
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V110JQ34 @ UBVMSD The Reverend M00ster
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V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se
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V133NNUW @ UBVMSD BigBadM00se
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V291NHTP @ UBVMSD WarM00se, DangerM00se
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IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU"
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ChickenM00se
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Connecticut College chapter IJDIC @ CONNCOLL Scub
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Connecticut State U thr0ng CLAFFEY_JOR @ CTSTATEU Indiana Joe
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COLANGELO @ CTSTATEU Ken Colangelo
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CRAMER @ CTSTATEU Scopus
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HENNEQUI_WEM @ CTSTATEU Anonym00se
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LEE_JES @ CTSTATEU SalmonM00se
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PHINNEY_AVK @ CTSTATEU Phredde
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WITHALL @ CTSTATEU Goblin
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Cornell thr0ng CBRY @ CORNELLA Ladykate
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ZEMANIAN%CHEME.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU
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Spaceman Biff
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CUNY chapter P02QC @ CUNYVM Mike
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Drew chapter MHEAD @ DREW Drewid
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HABiT (H0use 0f Ap0stles DB06103 @ UAFSYSB M00se Man
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0f Biggles Thr0ng) DB06103 @ UAFSYSB Ms. M00se
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JC06081 @ UAFSYSB Nemesis Milph
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SH06078 @ UAFSYSB Dave T. Dead/R0b0p0pe
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Hartford thr0ng AHRENS @ HARTFORD Wrangle
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BEAUBIEN @ HARTFORD Sindex
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DICKSON @ HARTFORD Pickle/MOON ROACH!
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MELINOSKY @ HARTFORD Slick Jones
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ROSSI @ HARTFORD The Chairman
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SZIMMERM @ HARTFORD Greymalkin
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WEIMAN @ HARTFORD Rhiannon/Sushi
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Haverford thr0ng K_KRAVITZ @ HVRFORD Q.
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S_BLINN @ HVRFORD Sean Blinn
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JHU (??) chapter INS_AHJE @ JHUVMS Spocko
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Lansing, NY thr0ng B45J @ CORNELLA Lord Sabre
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B45J @ CRNLVAX5 Half-Elf
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B45J @ CRNLVAX5 The Innkeeper
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TQMY @ CRNLVAX5 Lord Trelf
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Loyola thr0ng FRANK @ LOYVAX Spank
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GAIL @ LOYVAX Sybil
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KEVIN @ LOYVAX
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Mr. Sparebuttonssuppliedwithhisshirt
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MARKUS @ LOYVAX Markus
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MARY_BETH @ LOYVAX Mary Beth
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PAMELA @ LOYVAX Mommydammit
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STASA @ LOYVAX Phoenix
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TERESA @ LOYVAX Teresa
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VANIDOR @ LOYVAX Vanidor
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Maine chapter IO80222 @ MAINE Rainmaker
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North Dakota State U. chapter UD140680 @ NDSUVM1 The Anachronist
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Northeastern U. ACM_MDB @ NUHUB The_Sage
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Nova Scotia chapter 01GORF @ DALAC Terry Grignon
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0ber0n Trading Thr0ng ST5616 @ SIUCVMB QuantumCat
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ST6344 @ SIUCVMB Black_D0G the pirate
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Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown)
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MRH100C @ ODUVM Frizbog Gordnik
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SAB100C @ ODUVM Sandi Bedford
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Penn State thr0ng JLA @ HOGBBS.FIDONET.ORG
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James L. Anderson
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MSP @ PSUECL Mark S. Pfaff
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WCF @ PSUECL Bill Fenner
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Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri
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IP75004 @ PORTLAND Blazer
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IP85014 @ PORTLAND qwerty
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IP85033 @ PORTLAND Mitsya the Red M00se
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Siberacuse thr0ng CRUSSELL @ SUNRISE GypsyLynx
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DPFLINT @ SUNRISE Sandman
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JBANKERT @ SUNRISE CHAOS Engineer
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RABEELER @ SUNRISE Beez
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RETANTS @ SUNRISE Scamp
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VASISON @ SUNRISE Vince Sison
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LIBISU2 @ SUVM Guardian Angel
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LIBLJR @ SUVM Niniane
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Stony Brook thr0ng BOWIEDEB @ SBCCVM But_You_Can_Call_Me_Maude
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FNORD @ SBCCVM Fnord
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JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein
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RRKHAN @ SBCCVM Romel
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WALL @ SBCCVM Wall
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Sweden chapter ICE @ SEQZ51 Ice
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Towson State U. chapter S76NING @ TOWSONVX Paul
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Trinity thr0ng CWELLER @ TRINCC Din0m00se
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FANTASYG @ TRINCC Trinity Fantasy Guild
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OPER3 @ TRINCC Razz
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REWING @ TRINCC Slick Rick
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U California Riverside chapter WATKINS @ UCRVMS Kevin
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UConn chapter WALLFESH @ UCONNVM Sande
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University of Missouri chapter C482529 @ UMCVMB Count_Zero
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U of New Hampshire chapter J_BUTMAN @ UNHH Oliver
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U of Vermont chapter DZUCKER @ UVMVM dzucker
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Villanova thr0ng 054649739 @ VUVAXCOM Satoru Ushiyama
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188622462 @ VUVAXCOM Kamikaze
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580074787 @ VUVAXCOM Fiben
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59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream
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SWORD05 @ VUVAXCOM Ford Prefect
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WATER @ VUVAXCOM The Doctor
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Washington State U. thr0ng 24945863 @ WSUVM1 Bard
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23480853 @ WSUVM1 Ishtar
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90289872 @ WSUVM1 Cthulhu
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Wesleyan thr0ng AG @ WESLEYAN Damsel
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EAUBRY @ WESLEYAN ED
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JBLUESTEIN @ WESLEYAN WabeWalker
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JVINCENT @ WESLEYAN Lord Rassilon
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JDOTY @ WESLEYAN The Keeper
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LBURKA @ WESLEYAN The Heresiarch
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LGREENSTEIN @ WESLEYAN Pope Atheist I
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LMARR @ WESLEYAN His Serene Randomness
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RSIMON @ WESLEYAN Roanic
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Xavier chapter BRUGGMNJ @ XAVIER the WILD ONE!!!
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