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Loud Lyrix, April 26, 1994, Issue # 6
Addresses
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Internet: lyrix@terranet.cts.com
UUCP: generic!zoo.toronto.edu!terranet!lyrix
ARPA: generic!terranet!lyrix@zoo.toronto.edu
FTP: None
Gopher: None
Usenet: None
Editor-in-Chief: Death Incarnate (Gino Filicetti) <death@terranet.cts.com>
Publisher: Death Incarnate (Gino Filicetti)
Distributor: Death Incarnate (Gino Filicetti)
Mailing Program: NONE! Everything is done by hand.
DISCLAIMER
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Loud Lyrix is not responsible for accuracy of the lyrics, song titles,
album titles, or specific performers of the songs contained herein. All
songs are property of the bands that perform them and/or their record
labels. The lyrics contained herein cannot be used for any purpose other
than "private study, scholarship, or research." If anyone makes use of a
reprinted song for purposes in excess of "fair use," that user may be
liable for copyright infringement. Loud Lyrix is not responsible for any
misrepresentation of the performers of any songs or their respective
lyrics. We reserve the right to reprint inaccurate lyrics if the song's
lyrics were not readily available to the typist. And just remember that
this publication is for the sheer fun and pleasure of discovering the
lyrics of some songs, and we are not out to rip off any bands or put any
words in their mouths.
DESCRIPTION
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Loud Lyrix is a weekly publication dedicated to the spread of heavy metal
lyrics throughout the world. Subscriptions are available at no cost
electronically. Five to Ten songs are published every Tuesday. Along with
the lyrics, a section of the zine is devoted to reactions of subscribers to
previously posted songs. All subscribers are urged to send in lyrics from
their own favorite bands for publication. All requests, submissions or
comments must be sent to the above address.
OUR PHILOSOPHY
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We here at Loud Lyrix believe that the true meaning of a song can only make
itself known through the song's lyrics. It is for this reason that Loud
Lyrix exists, we are committed to delivering all the best lyrics of heavy
metal songs to Cyber-bangers around the globe. Long live metal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Loud Lyrix, #6, 4/26/94
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Well everyone.... how's it hangin' ? This is been a pretty cool week for
me, I had like absolutely no HW at all, and that is always a relief!
Saturday I went to a wicked awesome party... what a bash, everyone was
hammered to hell, headbanging to whatever the hell was on the fucking
radio, I can't even remember if it was the New Kids or what! :-) ... too
bad it was an apartment, we got the neighbors mad, and one called the
cops, that's when we all shit our pants... and dumped all the drinks, (for
those who don't know, you awesome Editor here is a 17 year old 'banger),
but the cops never crashed the party, we just calmed down and the
neighbors were happy. Then a friend of mine totally ruined the fucking
party... he went mental destroying things, it took four of us to hold him
down... fucking asshole, I'm gonna give him his shots at school tomorrow,
(it's Sunday right now), anyways... he was so fucked, he friggin' smashed
his head through a window!! Lucky nothing happened to him... shit, what a
party.... it was so good 'til he flipped out and scared all the girls...
Anyways... I don't mean to bore you with my teenage tales... I just wanted
to write it down... anyways... thanks go out to a cyber pal of mine, Kain
<kain@io.org>, for sending in all the parodies that appear in this week's
Loud Lyrix...
We are STILL fucking looking for a LISTSERV!!! I guess it's useless to ask
you guys anymore... I'm just wasting space... anyways.. I'll get off my
lazy butt one day, and mass post to listserv owners and beg them for a
spot.
C'mon guyz! You can't tell me that none of you are on Usenet out there! So
where are all the newsgroups I asked you all to find for me... I need you
all to find some newsgroups for me to regularly post the 'zine to, make
sure that they won't be flaming me for posting it... choose related ones
pleez! ... c'mon, get cracking.
Well, you guys are pretty sad you know! I am getting absolutely NO readers
responses to any songs I post! You guys are frustrating me, so I said
"Fuck it!" I won't bug you no more about this shit, if you wanna send in
anything, just do it... I'll print it for sure...
I've also gotten requests from a couple of people to expand the mag a
little bit, with interviews, reviews, and concert dates and shit. So I was
thinking, COOL! I'd be willing to do it for you guys, but I can't do it by
myself at all... I could review some new albums, and SOME concerts, but I
ain't too good at writing reviews. However, I'll bet there are more than
one of you out there that CAN write this stuff.. so, if there is anything
you wanna see in the 'zine... any CONCERT DATES, INTERVIEWS OR REVIEWS,
just send 'em to me, and I'll print 'em up.... but remember, I can't do
this by myself, if you want it to happen, ya gotta help, or else I might
forget about this.
Ok dudes... have a good seven days... don't put your head through any
windows, hehehehe... have fun as always, and keep the songs coming!
CONTENTS
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Song 1: "Burn" by King Diamond
Song 2: "Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera
Song 3: "Critical Mass" by Nuclear Assault
Song 4: "Die Hard" by Venom
Song 5: "Possessed to Skate" by Suicidal Tendencies
Song 6: "Evil Has No Boundaries" by Slayer
Song 7: "Fear of the Dark" by Iron Maiden
Song 8: "Fade to Red" by The Dave Man
Song 9: "Escape" by Phillip Wang
Song 10: "I Have Seen The Future" by ktark@src4src.linet.org
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Chapter 3, "The Eye", by King Diamond
********************************** B U R N ********************************
The Inquisition will take her to the hill
Ready for the kill, giving GOD his will
Everybody's there, none of them will care
Not a single prayer
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
Looking at the sky, soon the girl will die
Nobody will cry, hear her screaming "why?!"
The priests are all in line, now they give the sign
Let the fire shine!
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
They say the devil is here tonight
Then let him play his violin so wild
Higher, burning higher, flames will soon devour
Higher, burning higher, the smell of skin turned sour
Higher, burning higher, her legs are scorched by fire
Ashes to ashes, I see a smile on their wicked faces
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
Burn in the night, You're the devil's child
Lightning from the sky, magic's coming by
As her necklace flies right into her eye
The priests are all in line, now they give the sign
Let the fire die
Burned in the night, there are no remains
Burned in the night, just a magic chain
********************** T O B E C O N T I N U E D *********************
Typed by: Death Incarnate
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******************* C O W B O Y S F R O M H E L L *********************
by P A N T E R A
Album: "Cowboys from Hell"
Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
We're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell
Pillage the village, trash the scene
But better not take it out on me
'Cause a ghost town is found
Where your city used to be
So out of the darkness and into the light
Sparks fly everywhere in sight
>From my double barrel, 12 gauge,
Can't lock me in your cage
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Lyrics Archive at ftp.uwp.edu
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*********************** C R I T I C A L M A S S *************************
by N U C L E A R A S S A U L T
Album: "Handle With Care"
The bio-sphere, the place we live
It seems like we don't give a damn
Other species flushed down the tubes
We need another race to rape
The way we live, we will destroy
Every other living thing
Till none are left except our race
And then we will destroy ourselves
Another oil spill
Atomic waste displaced
Another forest dies
Bring on the acid rain
Slightly insane, the type of greed
That makes a world unfit for life
Toxic wastes destroy our seas
While poison gas pollutes the air
A waste of life, while no one cares
The earth becomes a giant tomb
Critical mass will be achieved
And ruins will be all that's left
Another oil spill
Atomic waste displaced
Another forest dies
*groovy solo*
A hell on earth, what we create
Dragging life to death with us
All living things destroyed or used
By shortsighted human beings
We do these things, let them be done
Apathy creates despair
The damage done will be too great
The world wounded beyond repair
Another oil spill
Atomic waste displaced
Another forest dies
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Lyrics Archive at ftp.uwp.edu
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[Hello! I thought that I could contribute with a lyric by Venom. As
everybody should know Venom were the true inventors of Black Metal, Thrash
Metal and Death Metal. Here's the song(!) "Die Hard" It's among my
favourite Venom songs. -- Hellcrusher]
**************************** D I E H A R D ******************************
by V E N O M
Album "{Unknown}"
Satan, Father
Help me from this grave
Demons, warriors
Ever be my slaves
I can't reason with men and mortal fools
They won't die hard, hear the Golden Rule
Die Hard - Legions iron and steel
Die Hard - Men of war revealed
Die Hard - Captors of the brave
Sinner, liar
Guard your Crown of Thorns
Priestess, Parson
Live your lives of scorn
I can raise the fires of Hell and blasphemy
We can grow strong, Satanic Royalty
Die Hard
Evil Angels
Vultures of the night
Ride the wings of Hades' death is on our side
Burn the furnace bright, we ain't getting tired.
Die Hard
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: Hellcrusher <bjarneh@elvebakken.vgs.no>
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****************** P O S S E S S E D T O S K A T E ********************
by S U I C I D A L T E N D E N C I E S
Album: "Join the Army"
Let's skate!
Seemed like such an innocent toy
He was the All-American boy
Got a skate at eight years old
Now the story can be told
Beware he's Possessed to Skate!
Skating takes him up in height
He's a pilot on a modern flight
See him flying through the air
I he don't land then he don't care
Chorus:
Cause he rips-he rips
When he skates-he skates
Cause he never hesitates
He's a wizard on the wheels
Like a modern gladiator ain't got no fears
So skate
He shoots the pool like a launching pad
If it ain't insane than you can't get rad
Skating is all that's on his mind
He's skating radical all the time
Chorus
Beware he's Possessed to Skate!
Looks like a magic carpet ride
Six foot aerials inverts backside
Optical illusion it must be
He redefines insanity
Chorus
Doesn't understand why you'd wanna walk
Ain't got no time to sit and talk
Used to be just like you and me
Now he's an outcast of society
Beware he's Possessed to Skate!
And the skating's getting radical
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Lyrics Archive at ftp.uwp.edu
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************** E V I L H A S N O B O U N D A R I E S ****************
by S L A Y E R
Album: "Show No Mercy"
Blasting our way through the boundaries of Hell
No one can stop us tonight
We take on the world with hatred inside
Mayhem the reason we fight
Surviving the slaughters and killing we've lost
Then we return from the dead
Attacking once more now with twice as much strength
We conquer then move on ahead
(Chorus:)
Evil
My words defy
Evil
Has no disguise
Evil
Will take your soul
Evil
My wrath unfolds
Satan our master in evil mayhem
Guides us with every first step
Our axes are growing with power and fury
Soon there'll be nothingness left
Midnight has come and the leathers strapped on
Evil is at our command
We clash with God's angel and conquer new souls
Consuming all that we can
(Chorus)
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Lyrics Archive at ftp.uwp.edu
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******************** F E A R O F T H E D A R K **********************
by I R O N M A I D E N
Album: "Fear Of The Dark"
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there
Have you run your fingers down
the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you're searching for the light?
Sometimes when you're scared
to take a look
At the corner of the room
You've sensed that something's
watching you
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because you're sure there's
someone there
Watching horror films the night before
Debating witches and folklores
The unknown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have constant fear that something's
always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someone's
always there
When I'm walking a dark road
I am a man who walks alone
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Lyrics Archive at ftp.uwp.edu
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[Just a little sympathetic diddy I came up with to show women, I understand
their strife. -- Author]
************************* F A D E T O R E D ***************************
by T H E D A V E M A N 2 0 9 4
Album: "{None}"
(sung to "Fade to Black")
Menstruation is a pain,
Chemical changes in your brain.
See the box of tampons,
And you know it's your last one.
Better grab the dishrag,
Before the blood drips down your leg.
It's already past your knee,
By your toes, under your feet.
Tampax is pettal soft,
Cardboard can rub you raw.
Refuse to use a pad,
Causes leaks and diaper rash.
Just stained my new panties,
Wash 'em in new Tide with bleach.
If that won't clean them by dawn,
To the trash, they'll be gone.
No one but me can pull the string 'tween my legs.
Push it up there, way deep inside.
These cramps, it seems, have no point for existance.
Take three Advil, and tell the pain goodbye.
goodbye.
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: The Daveman 2094 <daveman.bastich@ucs.usl.edu>
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[I'm not exactly sure who the author of this is, or who exactly typed it,
oh well, that's what you get when you find something on Usenet, if the
original author isn't Phillip Wang, then whoever you are, tell me, and
I'll put in a correction. -- Editor]
[It's pretty bad, but imagine what Hetfield would have written if he had
had a UNIX account? -- Author]
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by P H I L L I P W A N G
Album: "{None}"
Feel no pain, but my life ain't easy
I know I'm my best friend
No one cares that UNIX's so much stronger
I'll use it till the end
To escape from an endless loop
Hit control-c control-c
Can't get caught in the endless circle
Ring of infinity
Stop jobs on my own, hit control-Z
Account information? I just type "me"
"rn" to read things that they say
"e .profile" is e-mail my own way
Rape my files and destroy my data
Found my password didn't you?
I don't care now, sys-op's on my side
But I can't e-mail you
Feel my pain with disk quota standards
You know that that ain't right
Log out in my common fashion
I'll login again tonight
Stop jobs on my own, hit control-Z
Account information? I just type "me"
"rn" to read things that they say
"e .profile" is e-mail my own way
See them try to shut the mainframe down
No damn way a connection can't be found
Stop jobs on my own, hit control-Z
Stop jobs on my own, hit control-Z
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: {Name Unknown} <hoffmala@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>
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[This one ain't a parody of anything, but I still thought it was pretty
cool and funny, hope ya enjoy... thanks to CUD, that's where I got it
from. -- Editor]
************** I H A V E S E E N T H E F U T U R E ****************
Satire by ktark@src4src.linet.org
Album: "{None}"
I want to be a rebel
I want to fit in
in the new-tech revolution
in the new scheme of things
I will read Mondo-2000
and Wired magazines,
I will join a hacker group
and be into that scene
CHORUS:
I have seen the future
It is computers and french fries,
CD-ROMS, 3DO and cryptography
with a little mustard on the side
Crypto-hacker, Compu-rebel
Cyberpunk, yes, those are my names!
I am so bad..
I just can't believe myself
I am such a rebel
I write an electronic magazine..
I'll become so famous and quoted,
you're not gonna believe
CHORUS:
I have seen the future
It is computers and french fries,
Virtual Reality, 500 channels
with a little ketchup on the fly
I am so self assured,
well read and full of grace
that I have the need to wave
my degrees in your face!
I am such an anarchist
the government is after me..
for opposing Clipper
and drinking Chinese tea
CHORUS:
I have seen the future
It is Computers and french fries,
MUDS, Raves and Cyber-Sex
with a little KY-jelly on the side
A philantropist, a writer,
glorified and interviewed
worship me now, before
Uncle Sam gets you fooled
And when I retire
I'll start a consulting firm
In a month I'll make more bucks
than you'll ever earn!
CHORUS:
I have seen the future
It is Computers and french fries,
Interactive TV and desktop video
with a some mayo on the fly
***************************** T H E E N D *******************************
Typed by: CU-Digest
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Ok dudes.. that's it, hope you enjoyed the funny parodies we had, hope
you could figure out which song they are taken from!!
Don't forget to send in all submissions you want me to include in the
'zine... LISTSERV! LISTSERV! LISTSERV! LISTSERV! LISTSERV!!!!! I need one!!
Coming soon! A reader's poll!!! Watch out for it... results will be posted
three weeks after the poll is run, that's PLENTY of time for you dudes...
but what can I expect! From a bunch of bums like you! :-)
C-ya
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