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Welcome to the first, and certainly not the last, of
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an ongoing series of captures from IRC. If you don't know what
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IRC is, delete this file and shoot yourself in the foot. All
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of the releases from this zine will be various IRC captures,
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stories, or whatever else we want to put (irc related). These
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are meant to be fun, amusing, and a great way to spread lamers
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info. :)
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The general theme of this zine will tell people to 'go
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the hell away' and not IRC at all if they haven't. IRC is
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basically a fun waste of time, and a great source of amusement.
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If you are an IRCer already, read and be amused. If you have
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never heard of IRc, never used it, and want to know more, let
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this be your argument NOT TO DO IT. IRC is evil. Of course the
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founders of this zine are evil so we hang there quite
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frequently. Do as we say, not as we do dammit. Grrr. Phear Us!@!
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We want you to know that none of us like IRC. We hate
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it. We only do it because we are self destructive elite people
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that want to set a shining example of what not to do.
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The founderz: DeMoNiKa <email@evil.hamster.com>
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DisordeR <damien@oppression.nsa.gov>
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Mogelian <mogel@hoe.org>
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Our objectives: To show you what kind of bizarre shit
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exists on various IRC channels. To show you how lame people
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can be. To show you what experienced users have to put up with
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while they IRC (yes, we suffer). To show you how we (the elite
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people) see you (depending).
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How to read our files: Most will end up as edited IRC
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logs. We will clean them up so they are readable, and take out
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excess crap. Sometimes, we will put our comments in [brackets]
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to voice our opinion on something.
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Where to get new files: Find one of us on IRC and we
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can DCC it to you. If you don't know what DCC is, delete this
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file and shoot yourself in the foot.
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Who can contribute: Anyone who has something neato for
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us to put in this zine. Any interesting log, 'whois info',
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conversation, takeovers, or whatever else. Basically, anything
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funny/neato but IRC related.
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Warning: These files may be- long, rude, insulting,
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boring, stupid, lame, cool, intense, or whatever else word you
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want to put there.
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Disorder/Demonika/Mogelian
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