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DISCLAIMER: THIS MAGAZINE IS NOT REAL LIFE.
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_ __ _______ _______
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| | / / / __ \ | __ \ We're cool
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| | / / | / \__| | [ ] | because WE
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| | / / | | | [ ] | got a group
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| |/ / | | | [__] | of friends
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| / | | __ | _____/ 2-gether
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| \ | | | \ | __ \ and a cool
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| |\ \ | | | | | [ ] | acronym!
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|_| \_\ \_______/ |_______/
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K-RAD GNUZ & BULLSHIT
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A N D
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|____| | | | \____ \____ |____| |____| ##, |
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| \ | | | | | | | | | | #P # |
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| \ \____/ \_____ \____/ \____/ | | | | # 0[ |
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# # #oo. |
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# #' ##./' |
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R O Y A L O R D E R O F T H E L E S S E R _# `## o." |
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j# o.. |
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S P O T T E D S O U T H A F R I C A N .## () o*... |
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Narq! ##" o.. |
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A A R D V A R K Narq! #^ j##,+.. |
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\ _##? .####<`#*o* . |
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Founder: UNiQUE ## _.###^ ##.'_ |
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Mascot: Zwobeley _J#####' #" |
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THE OFFICIAL MAGAZINE THAT MAKES U4EA PUKE
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GR33TZ GO OUT 2:(some old, some new)
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ParadoX................................Congradulations. You set up
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the first meetme that DIDN'T
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suck. Can't believe how much
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stuff was talked about.
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pug guy................................Welcome to KGB.
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Heretic................................Loved hearing the stories on
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your 'past'. What a complex
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operation...
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CyberLink..............................Hey, glad somene else remembers
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the MoJo line.
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Shenana from Oncor Security............Y00 G0 Gurl! (oh great, I'm
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trying to imitate BoW again.
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I'm a bad boy)
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Baccahbar..............................Still need that cool voice
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program ware.
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UNiQUE.................................I still need Doofus.
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OPP....................................I'm glad someone* has
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dungeon.zip. Too bad I
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haven't found an IFF player
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yet.
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Trexer.................................Thanks for the k-rad VMB.
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Too bad it died along with
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all the other ones. oh well.
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Z-N0TE.................................Love that Dial-A-Porn Time
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hotline. Thanks for the
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.VOC files.
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xtactic................................you are obnoxious and funny.
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You've got to get on more
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conferences..
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Shatter................................h0pe Ka0s doesn't kill you. heh
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Neophyte...............................is this better?
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Dr Menace..............................long live PfA, and ABC :)
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If you want to get some issues of PfA(which is probably a lot better
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than this magazine), you can get them at etext.archive.umich.edu
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/pub/Zines/PFA. Enjoy.
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********************** --- New GNUS --- *******************************
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*************************************************************************
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For a while now, PaX has had his line disconnected for reasons
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unknown. His parents might be narqs, so look out. HE wanted us to have his
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parents line turned into a payphone, so only he could use it, using a redbox.
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But then again he msged me when I was /away so who knows. SO I'm stuck
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writing KGB on my own for a while. In fact, I haven't seen many KGB members
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at ALL around. So lonely, so lonely.......
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Well, since the release of KGB 2, we have gotten some reviews(well,
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just TWO) that are not so wonderful. U4EA said this magazine makes him puke,
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and that it's not even funny. Coming from BoW's phearless leader, that's a
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compliment :). U4EA of course has had to drabble
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(10 PRINT "on and on and"
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20 GOTO 10)
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on how much he hated
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KGB/ROLSSAA. bUT who the Phuck CareZ? I don't Care if some d00dz thInk this
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is an IMitation of BoW. Geez, what about CDC? For the record, your mag wasn't
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the first parody of existing zines out there. Hell, WHO KNOWS OR CARES who
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parodizes what? If you've ever seen LameNESS(from 612), their magazines are
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a total takeoff on existing warez pirate magazines. Better yet, check out
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Pizza Underground Digest. That was yet another parody magazine. BoW is not
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serious. Maybe they should accuse YOU of imitation!! KGB is not sErIoUs. IRC
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is not R3al LiFe. Life is not SeRiOuS. All this magazine is a bunch of
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electrons. If you hate this magazine, just delete it off of your hard or
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floppy drive so you can make room for warez. If you like this, you must be on
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something. Can't you tell I'm not being serious with the articles I write(but
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hey, watch out for ******) or the way I even edit these damn things? It's all
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just for fun, and for the fact that I am bored as hell.
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CaN't We All JuSt GeT aL0/\/g? KanT We b33 all In One Gr00p,
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PreFrably 0n3 that D0ez ANS33 art?????
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W3ll I'm writing this shortly after KGB 2, cuz it's never too
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late to start off on a new issue.
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I admit before you all, I don't know much about phreaking or hacking
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or what not. So far, technology hasn't made a metric guage that measures
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just how much Hack/phreak knowledge one has, and there will never be one.
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I'm only interested in this hobby(R E P E A T : H O B B Y ) because it
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gives you a chance to explore around without leaving your house in this
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growing world of technology. I'm not planning on making it a career, or
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anything.
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So you might think to yourself "Wait a minute. This kid admits that
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he doesn't know much about H/P, but he decides to write a magazine?
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I fail to see the logic. Pass the nachos." Well, there's absolutely no rule
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saying I, or anybody else CAN'T write an ASCII magazine. I've seen a lot
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of h/p related mags out there, and a lot of them are alike, but they
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have their individuality. You know what? I haven't seen 'em, but there are
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also a lot of porno movies out there. And just as you'd expect to see
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fucking, butt-fucking ,titfucking, blow jobs, eating out, and plenty of other
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neat things, you'll expect to see how-to's on hacking, phreaking, news,
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updates, blow jobs, and lists of neat numbers to dial and systems to telnet
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to. Well, maybe not blow jobs, but you get the point. So if you're saying
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this is just another magazine, you're absolutely right. You win a cookie.
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So go on and read any magazine you like, even this one, and have a good
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night.
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So you also might think to yourself "Why did this guy start a group
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anyway? Where are those nachos I asked for?" Why not? NO really. There was
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probably a better reason. Well, how about they have a group out there that's
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FRIENDLY and greetz you with open aardvarks. THere is yet another reason
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why, but I'll tell you that later.
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Oh, this doesn't matter to you, but there's a lamer that insists on
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using my nick, even though it's >>MY<< nick. heh. I'm the REAL D-FENS dammit!
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He doesn't even capitalize it right. He uses D-Fens. Most of the time
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his little IRC buddies message me in some foreign tongue. Maybe I should
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message back "adlfkajiju vnapsnfpn vnvnyyuknuyknyuk lukku" or "leave me
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alone. fuck off" in whatever language he/she uses. I fingered his account
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and here's what I got.
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Whaddaya wanna know..?
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Jani 'JayK' Kanala EMail: kajami@math.jyu.fi / kajami@jyu.fi
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Orakkaantie 22 For real-time-voice-chat dial: +358-41-243229
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40640 Jyvaskyla Radio: OH6LJN located on the square KP22TF
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FINLAND - EUROPE Packet: OH6LJN@OH6RBW.FI.EU
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It's SOmeTimes juSt LiKE sLeePing
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CuRLing up iNSiDE mY pRiVATe TortUReS
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I NeSTLe iNTo pAin
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HuG sUFfeRiNG
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CaREsS eVeRY aCHe
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I pLay deAd
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IT StOPs tHE huRTiNG
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Neet, huh? I g0t the d00d'z inpho, at his effort!(no wait, what
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if it's a 911 backdoor or something). But who cares.. IrC is
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lame anyway....
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********************* 1. #PhReAk has reached GNU lows *********************
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(or, The Great Op Wars of '94)
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Alright, things are REALLY getting bad on #Phreak. I mean,
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it was bad since the beginning of the new year(when BoW took
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over. ha j/k), but now it's hit a new step of lameness. The channel
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has now degraded to #warez, where ops to them are their life-support-
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systems on cyberspace.
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1. Well, for starts, bots have infested #phreak. Hell, the channel
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was already too lame withOUT bots on it. PhReQbOt was the first
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and most annoying bot ever. BadS in the UK runs it, and insists
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on keeping it up. Of course, he doesn't care or doesn't know
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that it gets phucking kicked/banned on a daily basis. The only
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time it gets ops is when BadS gets on, which is usually in the
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morning, USA time. When PhReQbOt gets kicked, he comes back on.
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Kick him again, he comes back on. It'll keep trying to get
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in until it's not banned, which is rare. You ask for a help
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file on the damn thing, and it claims there's none installed.
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I also had werd that there was a list of PhrEak d00d'z #s
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on a filename called 'Dudez'. It was supposedly on for four
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days. Were you on it? who knows. but it wouldn't be cool if
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YOu were on it, eh? Bot Wars! WHO WILL WIN!??!???!?!?!?
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(there are no winners. only losers.)
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(and god is this badly edited)
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3. SCRIPT WARS. WHO WILL WIN?????????
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Well, for starters, anyone running TextBox will
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get someone nick collided if they change their nick. That's really
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phucking pathetic. Wow. It's funny to watch entire channels
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fluctuate since everybody's scripts are fighting with each other.
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Yeah, gotta get those zero day scripts. It's no different than
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#warez, #warez2, or #warez90210. And nothing's more informative
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than having a PAGE full of script messages saying someone's hacked
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those precious ops on the almighty #Phreak channel. And then someone
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will have a script to kick those d00dz who are running TextBox
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and are recovering netsplitters who originally had ops since it
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would accuse them of being Neo-Nazi Netsplit Ops Hackers.
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You can't hack ops man, you must earn them, sonny.
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You know, watching the op wars go by is like that old
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computer simulation called Life(no, the board game). Each op is a
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dot, and then they op their friends, and then THEY op their friends,
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and so you get a little loose web of ops. Then you get two
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people who hate each other, and then A deops B. But then A gets
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deopped by C, who is friends with B. Then he reops B and then
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kicks A. Then D deops A, B, and C just because he feels like
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being an ass, and so on and so on.............
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4. YOUR C0DEZ OR YOUR LIFE!
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SOme dude and a few others took over the channel, and only would
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give ops out to people who gave them k0dez. This is the most
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malicious act of IRC terrorism we've seen since the BoW take0vers.
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(just kidding :) Plus its simply pathetic. How dare you guys take
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our life-giving ops away and only would give them back if G1V3n
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K0DEZ!!!!? HAVE YOU N0 DECENCY??!?!?!?!?
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Okay, calm down. Just keep saying to yourself "It's just IRC.
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It's Just IRC." Whoa. okay. I feel better now. WHAT IF YOUR
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M0THER FOUND OUT ABOUT Y00 DOING THIS ON IRC????? NOOO!!!
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Hi, this is Kentucky Phreaked Chicken breaking in...
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D-FENS is a little upset over that whole ordeal so I'll
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wrap up this artikahl for now. Later. ANd be sure never
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to fuck with those mode changes on #phreak.
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- K. F. C.
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BUt remember:
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1. It's just a god damn letter combonation
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for a channel on IRC.
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2. And as y00-four-eee-ahh says,
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"IRC is not real life" or something like
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that.
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3. Who cares? IRC is the ultimate time
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killer, but it is the ultimate waste
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of time (and aych dee space).
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******************** 2. The first meetme that was cool ********************
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Note: This just came hot off the press, and this has probably already been
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distributed alone by now, but who cares. ParadoX asked me to put it
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in KGB 3, and I was so overwhelmed that I did. This also might be
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the very phirst artikahl on KGB that's actually worth reading.
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>> THE ParaDOX File'z! <<
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--By : Xtactic, Shatter, [LurKer'z]
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:DATE & TIME'z Aprox :> 5/11/94 at 5p.m. thru 5/12/94 ending at 7a.m.
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TELCO AbuZed := Connex
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We'll call this one the Paradox files since it was our faithful
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pal -Paradox- himself that started this devious c0nf. to begin with... ;)
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The c0nf was set up in "Meet-Me" style. For the record, the number
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is/was "800-237-0767" and the c0nf pin number is/was "3461" the c0nf's info
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was distrubuted to the regulars on IRC around 5pm on the date of May 11th,
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1994. Of course plently of lurkers were about as expected on any Meet-Me style
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Alliance.. The c0nf was your pretty basic lame B.S. type o pattern till
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around 10 or 11pm that night when we decided to call up random SCC stations
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and see what we could achieve. We didnt use the normal get some krad info by
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posing as an SCC offical. We changed the rules to the game and for some reason
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most likely of pure boredom invited the Michigan SCC coordinator to join our
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Meet-Me.. This fellow seemed more like the janitor type for an SCC station.
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Instead of being some pompus ass he just almost acted as though he didnt
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know what the hell we were doing trying to force feed him the 800 dial up to
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the Meet-Me and then when we gave him a pin for it that seemed to fry his
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brain for sure..;) Anyhow after that we waited for the SCC to arrive (if they
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did they never informed us of their Lurking nature).. So as we again went into
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a hybernating state I (xtactic) got the hair brain idea to mess with the
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"American Justice Federation" (some private org. based out of Indianapolis,
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IN).. Here's their info before I go into detail:
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American Justice Federation
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3850 S. Emerson Ave., Suite E
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Indianapolis, IN 46203
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VMB :(317) 780-5200
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Fax/BBS :(317) 780-5211
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Orders :(800) 749-9939
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Note : Linda Thompson is the person to chat with.
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Ok now, we first called the Voice Mail Box number which is quite a
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blast to listen to. It's has radical information about some type of hidden
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cover up about the WACO Texas incident and something about a MILITIA they
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say will intervene at Washington, D.C., Monday, September 19, 1994 armed and
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in uniform to deliver some type of Ultimatum? Well we're just going to have
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to get more info about this radicalist group of people. We did hassle their
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Interview Option on the VMB trying to get them to join us on our Meet-Me as
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well but they never publicly arrived. Almost forgot, we did send a complete
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sent of Videos to some CC holder about what this group does.. ;) Cost damn
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near $200 for a set of 4 videos! (Woah!) All about some WACO cover-up... We
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did call the local FBI in IN, but they could neither confirm nor-deny having
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any knowledge of this org. ( right ;( )....so ppl go check THEM OUT!
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Now back to the Meet-Me other than the [WWP] = WACKY WACO PEOPLE ;)
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Shortly after hastleing the VMB and CC Order number we got a unique fool
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claiming to be an official of the telco comp. we were using (this in the end
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proved to be true)... Anyway the tactics this sucker used were incredibly
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stupid!... First we asked for their supervisor which in turn they seemed to
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reply with... We know this is a Fraudulent Conference and that we were all
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busted and has better well, the way he put it, "Fear for our Lives!" After
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that, Shatter jumped in and rambled off that he was the conf controller and
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that he was in question to this operators accusations. The operator requested
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that Shatter, now callling himself John Gliberson (something stupid like
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that) and gave off some random phone number and Company name which in turn the
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conf. operator replied to us with a laugh and "Nope sorry son, that's not
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correct!" We all stayed silent for a few mins after that and I swear you could
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hear it seemed like three to maybe even five people in a conf. room that
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forgot to hit mute on their ATT speaker phone ;) ... We heard them laughing
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and parading about how we requested to talk to a supervisor... Then we just
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decided to forget whatever our weird and wacky conf. operators were doing and
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cont. to chat about what the fuck was going on!! We got most excellent
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comments from, we'll call 'em the GUY, since it was always this one
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mellow-toned operator or tech (dweeb) that chatted with us (chatted ='z
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directed ;) ).. so GUY comes on and says "We GOT U GUYS!" Our reply was "Oh
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no! We're all dead for sure now! NOT!" This seemed to upset GUY.. He just shut
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up and this time from us commenting on how the phone seemed to not be mutted..
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He successfuly Mutted the phone. So now knowing that he was contemplating what
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to do next, we just couldn't figure out what was up... Any other company would
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have just booted us off! Or at least prevent others from joining the conf. but
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nope it only being about 11pm/12am CST people could still call in and join the
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Meet-Me that btw was supposed to end at 11pm EST that night! So we started to
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get the idea this operator was a poser. Just some fool that called in. (just
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for the rec. he was really an operator) We started to come up with all types
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of senarios on how this guy could be posing... I mean c'mon it was a Meet-Me
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without any form of tone in when a person added in... LurKer'z had it MADE! ;)
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The only thing we couldnt figure out is that GUY was the only person that
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sounded clean and clear! Crystal CLEAR! .... This kept us on guard... So we
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thought now that we have an audiance we might as well toy with it! ;)... We
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started rambling about ANI for a bit when guess who pop'z in with a comment?!
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Why GUY of course!.. GUY: "We got All U Guys! Once U hang UP we GOT YOUR ANI!"
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then he shut up again!... Now we all knew that ANI didnt work the way this
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operator seemed to think it did...But we definately had to be pissing this
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GUY off since we instantly came up with the conclusion that these guys have a
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real shitty system that has some type of weak CALLER ID type system that would
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log when the CALLER came IN and LOGGED OUT but only after we disconneted. What
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was funny was this GUY confirmed our suspitions by saying GO ahead HANG UP!
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We'll call ya right Back "WE GOT YA GUYS!" This didn't prove to be so true
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since they only would call back a few of us LineNOISE being one of them.
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He called the Meet-Me back to tell us that some guy did call him but all they
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said was "GOT YA!" and LineNOISE said it sounded just like this GUY dweeb...
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Hmm.. now either someone was playing a killer prank on us and knew some of our
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phone numbers from past Alliances...or these GUYS were pathetic!
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Well Its about 2am/3am now and the conf. is still wide open, no bars
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whatsoever! We couldn't figure out still why these supposed operators didn't
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just cut the power or something! We started to mention different ways to get
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rid of pheakz and sure-a-nuff shortly afterwords we started getting TONE
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BLASTED by 2400Hz and 2600Hz tones... They did kick a few of us off since they
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must'a had some shitty bridge system.. or thought we might be on something
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sim...That lasted for oh maybe tops 15-20 minz...But we being determined now
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stayed on and some of us jumped on IRC to invite the WORLD! We jumped on every
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channel with 15+ people online... It was about 4am/5am CST, not many people
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publicly said anyting but you could tell we had a new bunch of LurKerz
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online. By now we were all pretty worn out and I myself started to lag away,
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shit its been over 12hours with this sucker! ;)..The c0nf was quite calm at
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this time since all the tone-boyz and lurkers were silent to say the least...
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Ahhh, Damn let me rap this story up for ya ppl'z! ;) At about ohhh
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6am/7am the c0nf went manual: every time someone called in it was now operated
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by a receptionist. but we could still get it ;)... around 7am/8am the c0nf
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was finally terminated! (w0ah!) and still right now as I'm finishing up this
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text file being : 5/13/94 at 1:30pm CST... the "800-237-0767" Connex place
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is still in manual receptionist mode but there'z no receptionist! ;) Hmm...
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I just wonder what that TELCO'z Bill'z Gunna BE LIKE!!! L8r'z! g'night!
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-- xtactic
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Yeah this was a great conference. I got to meet CyberLink. About
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3 years ago I managed to get his VMB #, so I left a msg. I wasn't really
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into H/P back then, but it was a start at least. HE remembered the MoJo
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line, which was one of the coolest code lines ever. Trust me, this was
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professionally made. Sounded EXACTLY like a disc jockey was doing it.
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Obnoxious voice, sound effects, everything. When I called it, the message
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left was mainly about not giving away codes, since they will instantly die
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from overuse. I even taped it for kicks. Who knows, I might be able to
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find it and put it to a .VOC file. Another code line I called was your
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plain-jane average Joe one. It was some guy named Dr. Dre(I think), and
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he left about 20 'greets go out to' and some uninteresting numbers.
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That was nowhere near as cool as the MoJo line.
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CyberLink also mentioned the "I hate Touch Tones" code line. He
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said that some drug dealer(who was interested in H/P) named Raoul(whatever
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its spelled!) ran it. Some other guy knew all of his inpho and mentioned
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that if you fucked with him, he'd send some of his guys out to get you.
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Heh. Why does that sound so phamiliar? OHH I know why! Ka0s threatened
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Shatter once and wanted to shoot him dead. Of course, trying to instigate
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the whole matter was hilarious. They both didn't live in the same state,
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and ka0s was trying to make travel arrangements. "okay, I think I can
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make the 2 o'clock flight next Thursday then, then I'll FUCKING SHOOT
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YOU DEAD!!!!! Will you be free that day?"
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Haha. OH boy.
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- D-FENS
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******************** 3. Some things we should know about ******************
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As you may have read my artical in KGB#2, I was aliased PotHead, but I
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decided to come out of the closet. My last artical was lame, but thanks to
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the superb editting (boot-licking action) it came out really funny. This is to
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more of a serious tone, so, read away.
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-Solctice
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Lately, I've been voice talking with a few people who work for the
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Telco and who've been busted by AT&T. If you've been doing ANY type of
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phreaking lately, there's a chance you'll get a call down the road (the
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general idea is NOT to get caught, but). But don't fret, my pet, because there
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is much hope in sight. They can call you, harass you, and down right
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threaten you to confess, but don't. I repeat, do NOT confess to ANYONE.
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Recently, a good IRC friend of mine (if you're an aardvark, you know him and
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what he did) got busted for third-number billing to a loop in Canada. They
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wrote him a letter, and he called them up and complained. Somehow, they got
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him to crack, and they posted a logging machine on his numbers that log all
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incoming calls, and all outgoing calls. According to another IRC friend of
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mine, (a telco employee, no less) they have no proof that you did it, and
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their only chance of catching you is to get you to confess.
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DON'T CONFESS-
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They can harrass 'till they're bl00 in the face, but remember these
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all important things if you are interrogated:
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A: You have rights, don't let them bully you around. When they ask you a
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question, put it right back in their face.
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Ex: (PHED) Why did you bill to that company?
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(PHREAKER) Ask AT&T, they billed them.
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B: Don't act like you know what ANI is, or how ESS works, because then they
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know you did it, and it makes them push harder to make you confess.
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C: Even though they have your number in the logs and other phed stuff, those
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are not admissable as evidence in a court of law, for there are millions of
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miles of phone lines, and literally millions of boxes (not the red ones, the
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silver ones used for beige boxing) out there.
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D: Don't give in. If they bill you(which they won't), sue them
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E: Make friends with lawyers, and have the lawyers harass the telco for
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harassing you.
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F: Don't be scared, okay, I know, that's easier said than done, but don't
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ACT scared.
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G: Corporate Security is a joke. They have no authority. Do not let them scare
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you.
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H: If they take up your time (which they will), say, "I have homework to do,
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leave." or, "I have go to work." or, "You're wasting my fucking time."
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--Solctice
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****************************[4. Instant Therapy ]**************************
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I found this cool pamphlet that has this 800 number for all these k-rad
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messages for us teens to go by. Now surely I can't keep this to myself,
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especially with all the problems going on in #phreak, so here are some,
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just in case if #Phreak gets bad, or whatever. Some I've put some
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unfunny comments on, some I haven't.
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1. First, call 1-800-642-6408.
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HEre are some categories to punch in:
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JUST SAY NO
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110: JUst say no to Weed
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111: alcohol
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112: Cocaine and Crack
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113: Tobacco
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114: Stimulants
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115: Inhalants
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116: Depressants
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117: Hallucinogens
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128: Just say No Clubs: I want to Join(BOw?)
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SELF-ESTEEM AND ROLE MODELING
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105: Ways for a Young adult to say no
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106: saying no is the adult thing to do
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121: I'm a winner(Hey, I should call that!)
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122: Being a Role Model
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124: but NOt everybody's doin it(you mean running something other than
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Textbox?)
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WEED
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129: Weed: Fact and Fiction
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130: Is Weed Harmful to my Body?
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131: Weed: the mental effects
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133: Weed: the High lasts longer than you think
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OTHER SUBSTANCES
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137: Can I spot a Drug User?
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303: Anabolic St3R0iDz
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304: Inhalants..Sniffing and Huffing(and blow your house away!)
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305: Speed Still Kills(run Windows!)
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306: PCP.. It really is THAT bad
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307: Barbituates and Other Downers
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308; Valium, Librium and Sleeping Pills
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309: LSD and other hallucinogens
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310: Heroin and other Opiates(no relation to OpiB0t)
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311: Cigarettes, pipes, and snuff. it's all the same
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312: designer drugs aren't fashionable
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313: anabolic steroids and teens
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321: ICE(no, not the group)
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325: Crank or Crystal Labs
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(666: Scrambled eggs, the hidden truth! -PaX)
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ALCOHOL
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314: alcohol facts for young people
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315: drinking and driving, the deadly combination
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316: how to be a responsible host
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317: alcohol and drugs dont mix
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318: what is AlCoHolIsm?
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319: alcohol and health
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320: alcoholism: a family disease
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322: drinking while pregnant: effects on a baby
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COCAINE
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134: facts about cocaine
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135: Crack("I'd never do a drug named after a part of my own ass. - Dennis
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Leary")
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136: Your MOney or your life: cocaine takes both
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SELF HELP
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118: Date Rape
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119: is there a chemical problem in our house?(no, not lead levels in your
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drinking water)
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120: what to do if your child has a drug problem
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125: Drug abuse infomration for parents only
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126: Self Help options (/QUIT. There's one option...)
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127: Am I Hooked? (Try this if you're on IRC for more than 4 hours a day.)
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138: pregnancy, drugs, and your baby
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142: acquaintence rape
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324: what to do if sOMEOne YoU CaRe aBoWt Has A DrUg PrOblEm
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SUICIDE, STRESS, AND DEPRESSION
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104: Helping Someone Who is Depressed ("They banned me from #phreak!!!")
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301: stress management for young people
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326: suicide: facts and myths
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327: t33n suicid3
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328: Suicide: Helping those left behind
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329: Stress: What is it?
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331: Understanding Stress in Adolescence ("C'mon!!!! I GOTTA GET WING
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COMMANDER 5!!!!")
|
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334: Drepession -
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336: Depression in Children and Adolescents (same as 331)
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AIDS INFORMATION
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139: Aids information for teens
|
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140: What is AIDS?
|
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141: What is ARC?
|
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143: Am i at high risk for AIDS?
|
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144: Symptoms of aids
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TAKING CHARGE
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101: Friends: People I'm Proud of ("Hey, my friend can hack ANYTHING!")
|
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102: Building Self Esteem ("you're a lozer, D-FENS")
|
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103: Descision Making ("Hmm, should I megadeop the channel again?")
|
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323: Gangs or Groups? The Descision is Yours (Try this next time you're
|
|
pressured into joining BoW :)
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COMMUNITY MESSAGES
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302: Services for African-americans
|
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(667: How to stop those pesky Lesser Spotted South African Aardvarks -PaX)
|
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339: Sexual Abuse of Children
|
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341: Where to go for help
|
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342: Services for hispanics
|
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343: servicos para Hispanios
|
|
344: Services for American Indians
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|
I apologize for this REALLY bad arikahl. I mean, even I think it
|
|
sucks, but I had to fill this issue with SOMETHING. But at least
|
|
you can call it if you're hooked on drugs, or whatever the like.
|
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|
|
(This artikahl has comments by D-FENS in the parenthasis unless signed by
|
|
another editor of KGB... -PaX)
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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***********************[ 5. Notes from Andy Rooney ]***********************
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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|
- Have you ever noticed that the K-rad Warez you download
|
|
NEVER work? Why do they waste my time? Is it just for
|
|
upload credits?
|
|
|
|
- Why is it that the only mail that the president at
|
|
president@whitehouse.gov only responds to are death threats?
|
|
I wanted to talk to him about world issues, but he
|
|
never wrote back!
|
|
|
|
- Why is it every time I get on an AT&T meetme, there's always
|
|
those people who absolutely have to hit the touch tones
|
|
on the phone?(most of the time it's zero. Freud might conclude
|
|
it as a sexual inadequacy problem, with 0 representing the
|
|
amount of times he or she has had sexual contact. Who knows).
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PaX iMPeRiaLiS(d00d!)
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___________ ___ ___ _________
|
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/ ________/ / \ / / / _____ | {Looks like this is }
|
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/ / / | / / / / / / {the end! But tune }
|
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/ /____ / / | / / / / / / {in next week for }
|
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/ _____/ / /| |/ / / / / / {another KGB episode!}
|
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/ / / / | / / / / / / {- The Under Dog Show}
|
|
/ /_______ / / | / / /____/ /
|
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/__________/ /___/ |___/ /__________|
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