76 lines
3.9 KiB
Plaintext
76 lines
3.9 KiB
Plaintext
_____________________________________________________________________________
|
|
---------------------------- I Bleed for This? ------------------------------
|
|
------05.25.94-----------------------------------------------------#018------
|
|
|
|
Slap My Fro #1
|
|
Introduced by Jason Farnon
|
|
|
|
"What exactly is jive?" you ask. Well it's how a brother talks! It's also
|
|
great fun when you are feeling miserable. Whenever something awful or
|
|
depressing happens, don't despair, jive it! An assignment from your boss,
|
|
an obituary, or statistics on the AIDS epidemic can all be jived! This
|
|
is the first in a series of many, many files converted to jive. This one
|
|
comes one of our favorite posters on alt.tasteless, Trashcan Man.
|
|
|
|
==============================================================================
|
|
|
|
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless
|
|
Subject: Kooky Campus Activists.
|
|
Date: 21 May 1994 04:45:40 GMT
|
|
Organization: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Gang Bang
|
|
|
|
Yes, Columbia University is full of wacko revolutionary types who folly
|
|
in thinking they can actually change the world they live in. One of the
|
|
most ardent of these is one Udit Kondal, who has been censured (and
|
|
nearly expelled) from campus for leading an ill-advised building
|
|
takeover. Anyway, you'd think this guy would be a real bleeding heart, so
|
|
what to my surprise when I found in a campus publication called "Folkus" an
|
|
essay by him titled: "I Sexually Assaulted a Young Girl Our Age..."
|
|
|
|
Here's an excerpt:
|
|
|
|
"On this night, I once again recall the following act of hate: When I was
|
|
13 years old, a friend (Chris) and I sexually assaulted a young girl our
|
|
age. The two of us asked her to come into a small apartment building
|
|
laundry room. When we entered the room, we closed the door and told her we
|
|
wanted "some of her." I held her from behind as Chris grabbed and sucked
|
|
on her breasts through her shirt. I then urged Chris to pull up her shirt
|
|
and bra and "get to the real thing." I remember she did not say a word,
|
|
probably too startled, too frightened to say anything. We then pulled down
|
|
her shorts and underwear. I proceeded to take out my erect penis and
|
|
attempted to penetrate her anus. SHe began to cry. She struggled
|
|
vehemently. I could not enter her so we decided to let her go. She then
|
|
ran out of the laundomat..."
|
|
|
|
This guy's good enough to be a member of Phi Gamma Delta.
|
|
|
|
Not being able to resist, I decided I needed to run this excerpt through
|
|
my jive text filter- and what did it output?
|
|
|
|
On dis night, ah' once again recall de followin' act uh hate, dig dis:
|
|
When ah' wuz 13 years old, some homey (Chris) and ah' sexually assaulted
|
|
some yung goat our age. What it is, Mama! De two uh us ax'ed ha' to mosey
|
|
on down into some little-ass apartment buildin' laundry room. 'S coo',
|
|
bro. When we entered da damn room, we closed da damn doo' and told ha' we
|
|
wants'ed "some uh her. Ah be baaad..." ah' held ha' from behind as Chris
|
|
grabbed and sucked on ha' breasts drough ha' shirt. ah' den urged Chris
|
|
t'pull down ha' shirt and bra and "get t'de real wahtahmellun." ah'
|
|
rememba' she dun did not say some wo'd, probably too startled, too
|
|
frightened t'say anydin'. We den pulled waaay down ha' sho'ts and
|
|
underwear. Ah be baaad... ah' proceeded t' snatch out mah' erect penis
|
|
and attempted t'penetrate ha' anus. SHe began t'cry. Slap mah fro! She
|
|
struggled vehemently. Slap mah fro! ah' could not enta' ha' so we decided
|
|
t'let ha' go. She den ran out uh de laundomat.
|
|
|
|
I cant help but ROFL when I reread this new, improved passage...
|
|
|
|
Trashcan "These Views Do Not Necessarily Reflect Those Of Columbia" Man.
|
|
|
|
==============================================================================
|
|
IBFT: We Break Your Wooden Leg
|
|
|
|
Information, mailing list:
|
|
bleed-request@unix.amherst.edu
|
|
ftp.etext.org:/pub/Zines/IBFT The Eleventh Hour (617)696-3146
|
|
==============================================================================
|