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---------------------------- I Bleed for This? -------------------------------
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------03.09.94-----------------------------------------------------#001-------
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Fuck You #1
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by Jason Farnon and Snarfblat
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Cool, you're reading our file. Now you must die. _I Bleed for This?_
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is a Quality Product put out by two pathetic fucks from somewhere near
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Boston. It is not remotely cool in any way. It's just something we have to
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do, a way to pass the time until we die. We wish our lives could be more
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like a Mentos commercial, but in reality our lives are so dull we could be
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extras in a Morrissey video (except that we hate Morrissey).
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We're bored a lot. This is because we have absolutely nothing to gain
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from the mainstream of most peoples' fucking lives. Instead of sitting
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around and complaining, we thought we'd record our thoughts and see if anyone
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can relate. Chances are, someone out there will know what we're talking
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about. Or maybe we just suck.
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Rules for Joining: You can't fucking join. If you have a text file to
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release and you think it's so damn cool that everyone will want to read it,
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upload it to a local BBS or post it to our newsgroup or recite it at your
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weekly church meeting. What we're saying is, there are much better ways of
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getting yourself heard than by joining IBFT. If you want prestige, join the
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cDc. If you want girlies, don't ask us for help. You think we'd be doing
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this if we had a life? Two unwashed losers hunched over a stolen laptop in
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Dunkin Donuts at 4 A.M. is *not* something you want to be a part of.
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Who we are: IBFT is Snarfblat and Jason Farnon. Snarf is 19, on leave
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from college because he hated it. His hobbies include sleeping, eating and
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being pathetic.
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Farnon is 17, but he might as well be 80. His age is irrelevant,
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because he will always suck. He doesn't go to High School. Instead he
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harasses people on irc from a remote location in hopes of feeling better
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about himself. He aspires to be arrested so people will think he is cool.
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IBFT was started by Snarfblat's and Farnon's cats, Clawdia and Kiesa,
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respectively. Although they sit on their asses all day (they have been
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fixed) and only move to defecate and ingest more material to defecate, even
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they were appalled by our sorry selves. So they carded us computers, warez,
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(QEdit registered) and told us to start a zine. All the money in the world
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could not buy us a life, so we have taken a break from sitting home,
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twitching and quoting Nine Inch Nails.
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In addition to their e-mail addresses and mailing list, you can mail
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real stuff to Kiesa and Clawdia at their P.O. Box:
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I Bleed For This?
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Box 1511
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Cambridge, MA 02238-1511
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IBFT is: Farnon's cat - kiesa%tacobel@merk.com Home Board: (508)371-9849
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Snarf's cat - clawdia%tacobel@merk.com Pulsating Temple of Stan
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ftp:141.214.4.135:/docs/ibft ---><--- gopher:ftp.etext.org:/Zines/IBFT
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mailing list: bleed-request@unix.amherst.edu
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