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$$$$DRUG$ $$$$$$$$A$
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$$$$$U$$$$ HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSUMPTION $$$$$$$$$I$
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$SUPPRESSED$ *N*E*W*S* $$$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$O$$$$$ $$$FEAR$$$$$
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$$$HATE$$$ Issue #21: Approved by government mass-murderers $$$$$I$$$$$
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the best things in life are F R E E
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Holy Temple of Mass Consumption F R E E
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PO Box 30904 SLACK@ncsu.edu
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Raleigh, NC 27622 Finer BBS's everywhere
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NEWS since the last time:
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"BoB"'s head is clearly visible in Dave Letterman's new CBS stage art!
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When Dave's standing up for his monologue, look behind him, at the panels.
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BoB is clearly visible below a large red "E", in the vicinty of Dave's right
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shoulder... [noticed by Britain Woodman--bwoodman@emunix.emich.edu]
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HToMC is now lashing out from its All-New UNDERGROUND BUNKER which is now
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100% operational, but munitions are still being unpacked. Same sacred PO Box.
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STANG SEZ: Buy Tapes - $6 each: THE HAIRS IN BOB'S EARS (60 min. of latest
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church music by many "bands"), BOB'S MEDIA POLLUTION (60 min. of even more
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recent Church music, of all flavors), HOUR OF SLACK (many titles available)
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$10 SPECIAL: HOUR OF SLACK 400 & 401: Lonesome Cowboy Dave in Hell - special
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improv with Stang, Mary^2, Brain Rot Radio Theatre (Cleveland) $10 for 2 tapes
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New Video, $20: CLUB NO NEW YEARS DALLAS DEVIVAL - Bulldada special effects
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master St. Joe Riley barrage-edited (ARISE-style, with billions of weird clips)
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the footage from this spectacular multi-media show starring Sister Mary^2,
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Rev. Ivan Stang, Sister Suzy the Floozy, St. Janor Hypercleats, Sternodox
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Hackhaver, the Heavenly Morphodite and Band of One. Much livelier than the
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Rant & Rave devival video. ORDER FROM: PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75124
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BIG FUN - HToMC was present in Denver, CO during the Pope's visit last Aug.
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12-15. The event was World Youth and S/M Day, with 200,000 people attending
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the big "Pope-stock" event on Sunday. An estimated 20,000 people required
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emergency medical services as they were
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sunburned, heat-exhausted, stung, broken
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ankles from gopher holes, hypothermia
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at night, fatigue from the all-night
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vigil after a hellish 15-mile hike
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"Conehead" during the heat of the previous day, "Popebusters"
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PLUS hour-plus long waits for the
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Pope toilets. All this to hear from a Picture
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man that even most American cath-
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Picture olics don't agree with, which only Here
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proves Dobbs' rule that "You'll
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here PAY to know what you THINK"- even
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with your sweat and blood. Best
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protestors include American
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Atheists all over the place
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with on-target satire, and the
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Lesbian Avengers downtown.
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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Bill Clinton wants you to read these comics:
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*** Bad Habits - The biker adventures of Sister Mary Missionary, as she
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satisfies the needs of a violent prison ward. Cum-drenched adventure on par
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with the Horny Biker Slut. Eros Comics, PO Box 25070 Seattle WA 98125
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*** Daimons - Companion book to their "Offerings" series, this deals with an
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apocalyptic society gone mad, the psychic who absorbs and transforms it all,
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and the attack on him. Wild story, but hard to read. Cry For Dawn Productions.
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**** Demi The Demoness #1 - Adventures of a rare and beautiful female demon
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who is being pursued by the evil males. Wild sex-fantasy comic unlike any
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other. Rip Off Press, PO Box 4686 Auburn, CA 95604
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*** Duplex Planet Illustrated #3 - nice collection of comics from David
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Greenberger, Doug Allen and others. Overall, somewhat tame, although the
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most angst-ridden, and best one, is "Whats the Worst Job you ever had..."
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** Duplex Planet Illustrated #4 - more stories from real life, as told to
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David Greenberg, with art by Crabb, Hensley, and others. Nothing stands
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out in this one, although "The Pledge of Allegiance" is interesting.
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Fantagraphic Books, 7563 Lake City Way NE, Seattle WA 98115 - ask for catalog
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**** Eightball #11 - collection of great stories by Daniel Clowes,
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including the Happy Fisherman, The Party, and more, in his unique lurid style.
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Don't miss this one. Fantagraphic Books.
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*** Fat Freddy's Comics & Stories #2 - More short comics with Fat Freddy
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and his cat. Plus, driving tips with Gilbert Shelton. Rip Off Press.
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*** Hate #13 - The continuing adventures of Buddy Bradley heats up with a
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zine war, plus "I Left my Stash in San Francisco". Pure angst by P. Bagge.
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**** Horny Biker Slut #6 - Slut contests, live sex act auditions, porn
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movies, biker gang wars, weird perversions, and more in this action-packed
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and cum-drenched issue. Last Gasp, PO Box 410067, San Francisco CA 94141
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*** Lowlife #3 - After a protracted absense, Ed Brubaker returns with his
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tales of life in the slacker culture. This one has him working in a bookstore
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with the hippy manager, how he steals from the store and later deals with it.
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Deep stuff. AEON 5014-D Roosevelt Way NE, Seattle WA 98105
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**** Negative Burn #1 - Anthology of short stories for mature audiences. Great
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stuff from different authors and artists. Main feature is Flaming Carrot vs.
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The Flapping Head by Bob Burden. Caliber Press.
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** Night Vision - Another vampire mini-novel; after destroying a pair of
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monsters, the vampire falls for the sexual power of a vampire-wannabe
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stripper/singer, but won't make her a vampire. Tundra.
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*** Post Brothers #32 - The snuff video party at the Cocteau warehouse is cut
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short by armies of lawyers attacking and suing Ron. When he fights back, he
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ends up destroying the entire building. Rip Off Press.
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*** Real Stuff #14 - Dennis Eichhorn's true-life adventure series continues
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with the story of his encounter with Wild Man Fischer, plus other several
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other stories, with different artists. Fantagraphic Books.
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** Ren & Stimpy #10 - Bubble Bath - Ren and Stimpy exterminate bugs by
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stomping on them, then sell the bug juice for refreshments. TOO MANY TSR ADS!!
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*** Ren & Stimpy #11 - Ren completely flips out and takes a stress
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management course, but only finds true satisfaction by beating up Stimpy.
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**** Ren & Stimpy #12 - The best R&S in a while. Cadet Stimpy clones himself
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so he can take care of all the work, but it takes as many Cmdr. Hoek clones
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to keep him in line. Plus, Teacher Bingo and Organs of Doom stories. See
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if you can find the subliminal drug and sex humor in this one. Marvel comics.
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*** Ripley's Believe It Or Not - Cruelty #1 - Remember those little BION
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cartoons? They've started grouping them together now by topic, and making
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comic books out of them. This stuff is still gruesome, even by today's
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standards. Schanes Products, 786 Blackthorne Ave. El Cajon CA 92020
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***** Tank Girl 2 #2 - Summer Love Sensation (in color!) Tank Girl and Booga
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go off on a summer holiday to visit relatives, and end up searching for the
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fountain of youth. Plus, a great 'Starsky and Hutch' parody with Booga.
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***** Tank Girl 2 #3 - The wildest, most psychedelic and insane issue of
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Tank Girl put out to date. She finds the fountain of youth and escapes with
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Hewlett & Martin. Plus, drugs & aliens on the beach. Dark Horse Comics
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[Rumor has it that MOVIE rights to Tank Girl are being discussed.....]
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**** Too Much Coffee Man #1 - The first full-size from the mini-comic series
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has TMCM fighting an evil lawyer who copyrights the coffee cup on the head,
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plus more short stories. Adhesive Comics, PO Box 5372 Austin TX 78763
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***** Zippy Quarterly #3 - How Zippy the Pinhead put Bill Clinton in the White
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House, plus the usual barrage of disturbing absurdity. Unfortunately, this
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current administration might as well be one long Zippy strip. Fantagraphic Books
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*** Weirdo #28 - International issue, with work by foreign artists, plus work
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by Bill Griffith, Peter Bagge, and the most offensive strips ever by Robert
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Crumb. Blatant left wing/communist slant in some stories, but overall, a
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great issue. Last Gasp Eco-Funnies, PO Box 410067 San Francisco CA 94141
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ACID IS GROOVY, KILL THE PIGS
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Shot In Trippy Violence!
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FATAL-vision A Movie by Joe Christ
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Remember that army captain and his family?
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Well, this is THAT hippie cult
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Lysergic Also available
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Madness! Staring JOE CHRIST
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4-song 7" e.p. or cassette
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Now Available on VHS: $15.00 ppd "ACID IS GROOVY KILL THE PIGS"
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Send check or m.o. to: soundtrack by JOE CHRIST &
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BIGGER THAN GOD Features
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JOE CHRIST guitar legend Chris Spedding
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151 First Ave. Box 77 Covert art - Joe Coleman
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New York NY 10003 $5.00 ppd
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Jim Morrison: Space Ranger part 3
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by T. Rev <hin9@midway.uchicago.edu>
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"Is this Los Angeles? I'd like the number of Robert Krieger.
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Yes, I'll hold." It was a gamble, assuming Robbie still lived in
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LA, albeit not much of one. "It's unlisted, you say. Well, thanks
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anyway. Peace."
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So Robbie was still in LA. He could go there, with the money he
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had. But there were probably too many people who would recognize
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him there. Once again, Morrison reviewed his condition. Whatever
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he'd been through, it hadn't all been hallucination. The money he
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was living off of, and the police report he'd gotten his hands on--
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detailing the investigation of the murder of one Jeremiah Cornelius
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aka Jeremiah Cornell aka Cornelius Brunner--were proof of that. The
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report was interesting in its brevity; the Philadelphia police had
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been taken off the case, forced off by the FBI and Interpol. Bob
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had referred to an 'archetype', apparently meaning Jerry. Maybe
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Jerry was the key. Or had been, at least; maybe now that he was
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gone, Morrison could go on the offensive. If only he could identify
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a target.
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It had been a long time since Morrison felt this way. Maybe not
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since the early days, playing at the Whisky-a-Go-Go, drinking all
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day, dropping acid at night. He felt in control of his life again,
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for Heaven or Hell, it was his life, and nobody was pulling his
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strings again.
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The door to Morrison's suite opened.
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"Hey, man." It was Hendrix. He was wearing a white suit, with a
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straw hat perched on his shaven head.
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Quietly cursing the agents responsible for the latest of a string
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of unjustifiable coincidences, Morrison resolved to take this one in
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good grace.
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"Jimi!" Morrison jumped to his feet. "Good to see you. I've
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been looking for you."
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"I've been looking for you, man." Jimi looked around the hotel
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room. "You've been a lot louder than me."
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"Were you...?"
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"At the warehouse? Yeah, I think so. I'm a little blank on what
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happened, you know? They did something to my head." Hendrix pulled
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off his hat. His scalp was marred with old, healed scars, and new
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stitches. Morrison shuddered.
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"I pulled out all the wires I could get at, then I went to see a
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doctor. He finished the job. I'm feeling a lot better now."
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Jimi sat down on a couch and stretched out. "So what do we do
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now?"
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"Not sure. I've been thinking about calling Robbie Krieger. Did
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you see Jerry?"
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"No, uh, when?"
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"Just at the warehouse."
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"No. Don't remember it, man."
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"Here. Read this." Morrison tossed him the file on Cornelius.
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Hendrix read it. "Shit."
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"I found him first. That's where I got the money from."
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"Don't, like, waste any time, do you?"
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"Didn't have many choices. What I really want to do is track
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down this Bob guy's operations and waste them. Make sure he doesn't
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come back and do this to us again."
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"He did save your life, man."
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"For what? He wanted to make a slave of me. I say he gets it in
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the neck."
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Jimi stroked his temples thoughtfully. "Yeah, okay. Count me
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in, man."
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Morrison smiled. "I thought you'd agree."
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Jimi sat in silence for a few seconds. "Still don't explain what
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we're going to do."
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Morrison's face fell. "True. Well, money won't be a problem for
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at least a few more days. I want to follow two leads. I want to
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find out who this Bob is, and where his operations are centered.
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That's going to be a bitch. I also want to know who the hell 'Jerry
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Cornelius' really is."
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"Just some dead guy."
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"Bullshit, Jimi. He was important to Bob in some way we don't
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understand yet, and maybe can't understand at all. But we just
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don't have the information either way."
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"So?"
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"So we start finding it." Morrison stood up and started to pace.
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"Interpol is probably too hard to crack. Same for the FBI."
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Morrison thought. "Jimi, where did they grab you from? Bob's
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people."
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"London. And I wasn't grabbed, exactly. I signed up, man."
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"Excuse me? You signed up?"
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"Yeah, well, I was so bummed, you know, and..."
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"Don't tell me. You were tired of your life, you felt you needed
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to feel something real, they said they could supply it."
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"Yeah."
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Morrison chuckled. "Always the same story, isn't it? They
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always say they have what you need, and the price comes low." He
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turned toward the windows, overlooking the city. An explosion lit
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up the sky, out towards the projects. Morrison ignored it. "If you
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count souls as cheap, that is."
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Hendrix started to speak. Morrison cut him off. "Who got you
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in?"
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"An old roadie of mine. Lemmy Kilmister."
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Morrison smiled again. "The hell with Jerry. We find Mr.
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Kilmister."
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They sent out for music industry papers from the last twenty
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years, and found the information they needed. Lemmy had gone from
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being one of Hendrix's roadies, to part-time procurer to the stars,
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to bassist for a group called Hawkwind, to fronting his own band,
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Motorhead.
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"Yeah, I'd like to leave a message for Lemmy. Tell him Jimi H.
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is back in town, have him meet me at the old house in three days.
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Yeah, he knows where. Thanks."
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Hendrix put the phone down. "Okay. That should get him, man."
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"The old house?"
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"Neutral territory. House has been there since the sixteenth
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century. Lemmy used to do all his deals there, you know?"
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"Where?"
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"London, where else?"
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Three days later, they were in Ladbroke Grove, waiting in the
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foyer of a shabby cottage squeezed between two scarcely more
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pleasant cinderblock council flats.
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Morrison shifted in his seat uncomfortably. "Sure he'll show?"
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Hendrix nodded calmly for the fifth time in two hours.
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Morrison stood up and walked to the hearth. In the weak sunlight
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from two dirty windows, he could make out the anonymous scratchings
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of decades of graffiti smothered uneasily beneath a new coat of
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thick black paint. The light shifted, and Morrison turned to see a
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shape walk past the window. Lemmy.
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The cottage door opened, and in he walked. He was tall, rail-
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thin, and as ugly as if he'd just been found underneath a rock. He
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wore his hair long and stringy; a Gengis Khan moustache narrowly
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missed a huge mole on his cheek. His eyes were concealed behind
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mirrorshades. He ignored, or didn't notice, Morrison.
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"Jimi," he stated in a gravelly baritone. "How was your trip?"
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he continued, without apparent interest.
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"We've seen better," Morrison replied, stepping from behind the
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hearth.
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Lemmy looked from one to the other, surprised. "You mean, they
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put you on the same bus? Oh, Jesus. Fucking incredible." And he
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started to laugh.
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"Enough jokes, fuckhead," grated Morrison. "I need information,
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and I've been through enough shit to turn your hair white and burn
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the grease off it. Do you want to talk or do I put some fist sized
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holes in that pretty leather pajama top of yours?"
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Lemmy stopped cold. Then, slowly, he straightened up. "So
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what's the deal?" he said, again to Jimi.
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Jimi blinked, then, slowly, he outlined what had happened to him
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and Morrison, and how.
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"What do you want from me, then?"
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"We want to know where Bob's organization is," said Morrison.
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"You're our last link to them. We want you to take us to them, so
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we can trash them."
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Lemmy pulled out a pack of Marlboros, took one, lit it, put the
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pack away. He still hadn't removed the mirrorshades. "Right. I
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can do it. It'll cost."
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"How much?"
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"Five mil UK. This is a big one, mate."
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"Haven't got it. Let's go, Jimi."
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"Now, wait a minute. Eh...did you lot have anything to do with
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Jerry Cornelius washing up dead in the States last week?"
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Morrison sighed, and reached down to his ankle. "Does this
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answer your question?" he asked, producing Jerry's air pistol.
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Lemmy stared in silence for a moment. "Right. I'll do it for
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that. For the needle gun."
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Morrison was surprised. "Why for this?"
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Lemmy shook his head and chuckled. "Old times' sake, mate. Old
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times' sake."
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Eighteen hours later, they were in Los Angeles. Bob's
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organization, as it turned out, was based in Colombia now. It would
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not be easy to get there--and harder to get out.
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"I'll take you up to the last five miles," Lemmy was saying.
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"You're on your own after that."
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"Fine with us, man. All I need is one clear shot at Bob."
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Morrison had used the past few days to experiment with the gun
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he'd been given on the Luck Plane. Hendrix gave it to him then, but
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claimed not to remember doing so. A lot of his memories had gone
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with the circuitry. So Morrison practiced alone. The gun was all
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blue-white crystal, with small chrome plates spaced irregularly on
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the barrel, and shot through with green wire; a ruby red button at
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the base of the barrel was the trigger, next to a unmarked dial of
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no apparent purpose. It was a particle beam weapon of some sort;
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inert targets shattered in its sights and living ones, what was left
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of them, blackened and crumbled within minutes. Quite an effect for
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something that looked like an Uzi crafted by Waterford.
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"He'll be paste."
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Lemmy favored Morrison with a glance over his mirrorshades. "If
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you say so."
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They left Los Angeles the next day, heading for Bogota on a small
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chartered airplane, piloted by a Jamaican in dreadlocks. He never
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spoke, though he looked around in surprise every time they mentioned
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Bob. The plane was met at the airfield by a Jeep; after a quick
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conference, Lemmy sent the driver away with a small satchel, and
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took the wheel himself. "I'm handling this as quietly as I can,
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guys--I can't risk this coming back to haunt me. Get in and let's
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go."
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They left Bogota and within half an hour were headed through
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thick jungle into the mountains. Just like Vietnam, Morrison
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thought. In another hour, even the bumpy dirt trail ended.
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"The coke manufacturers don't like to come around here. Too
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risky. It's got to be on foot for the last twenty kilometers."
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Lemmy leered. "If a couple of dead guys are up to it."
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"Better than you, motorhead. Let's do it."
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...stay tuned for the last thrilling episode.....
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(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)
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SPOT GOES TO SCHENECTADY
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With a sigh of relief, Spot ascended from Hell. Then he discovered he
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was in Schenectady. He whined liquidly, like a leaky balloon in a
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bathtub of Vaseline.
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"Hey, little puppy, swell metaphor!" said a passing man. He was Mr.
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Spudkins, a Remedial English I teacher at Schenectady County Community
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College. "Or was it a simile maybe? Me can't remember. What kind are
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the sort what has the `like' in it?"
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Spot ignored the pseudo-professor, who was soon sucked into oblivion
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by a passing street-sweeper. It was a combination Hoover and Zamboni
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which was cleaning up the broken glass that littered the streets, as
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last week had been the Mardi Gras parade, and the General Electric
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employees had been throwing light bulbs. Spot liked General Electric,
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because their TV sets made every show look gray and blurry and flickery,
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just like "The Honeymooners", his favorite.
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With a start, Spot realized that something was missing from
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Schenectady. The Wonder Burger, the world's worst eating establishment
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(certified), had become a used car dealership! Spot wept for his
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favorite anti-restaurant. Their hamburgers had tasted just like Alpo,
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only mushier!
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Spot finished exploring downtown Schenectady five minutes later.
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Then he was bored for the rest of his life. When he died, he went back
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to Hell, and breathed a sigh of eternal relief.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: By now, anyone from Schenectady, NY has noticed the
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fatal flaw in the story--it does not even mention that if Spot had gone
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down the road to Troy, NY, he would have seen that it was much worse,
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and made Schenectady look like Heaven by comparison. So it goes.
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C O N V E N T I O N S
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September 17-19, 1993 (Idaho)
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MOSCON 15. University Inn Best Western, Moscow, ID. GoH: Barbara
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Hambly; AGoH: David A. Martin; FGoH: Steve Fahnestalk. Info: Moscon 15,
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Box 8521, Moscow, ID 83843; (208)882-0364.
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September 18, 1993 (Texas)
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TREKFEST 1993. Houston, TX. Emph: Star Trek. Info: Trekfest 1993, c/o
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Starbase Houston, P.O. Box 981701, Houston TX 77098; (713)527-WARP.
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September 24-26, 1993 (New York)
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CONTRADICTION 13. Hyatt Regency, Buffalo, NY; rms $74/$79/$84/$89.
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GoH: Nancy Kress; SGoH: George Alec Effinger. Memb: $17 until 7/17/93,
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$21 until 9/7/93, $25 after. Info: Contradiction 13, Box 2043,
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Newmarket Stn., Niagara Falls, NY 14301; (716)285-2290.
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September 29 - October 2, 1993 (Ukraine)
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UKRAINE NATIONAL CON 3. Kiev, Ukraine. Info: Ukraine National Con, c/o
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Boris Sidyuk, Poste Restante GPO, Kiev 252001, Ukraine; (044)228-2434.
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October 1-3, 1993 (Ohio)
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CONTEXT VI. Hilton Inn North, Columbus OH. GoH: Frederik Pohl. Info:
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Context VI, Box 2954, Columbus OH 43216; (614)263-6089.
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October 1-2, 1993 (Virginia)
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RISING STAR 2. Salem Civic Center, Salem, VA. Guests: Hal Clement,
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Lisa Cantrell, media guests. Memb: $7.50 until 8/1/93, $10 after.
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Info: Rising Star 2, 545 Howard Drive, Salem, VA 24153; (703)389-9400.
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October 1-3, 1993 (England)
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FANTASYCON 18. Midland Hotel,Birmingham UK. GoH:Peter James; AGoH:Les Edwards
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Info: Fantasycon 18, 46 Oxford Rd., Acocks Green, Birmingham B27 6DT, UK.
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October 8-10, 1993 (California, Southern)
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Con-Chord 9. Burbank Hilton, Burbank CA. GoH: Dave Clement; TM: Molly
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Bennett. Filk convention. Memb: $30 until 9/7/93, $35 after. Info:
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Con-Chord 9, c/o Rick Weiss, 13261 Donegal Dr., Garden Grove, CA 92644;
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(714)530-3546 (before 10 pacific).
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October 8-10, 1993 (Iowa)
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ICON (IA) 18. Westfield Best Western, Coralville, IA. GoH: Suzette
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Haden Elgin; FGoHs: Martin & Nancy McClure. Memb: $18 until 8/1/93, $20
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until 9/15/93, $25 after. Info: Icon 18, Box 525, Iowa City, IA 52244;
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(319)377-5929.
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October 8-10, 1993 (Maryland)
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FARPOINT. Marriott's Hunt Valley Inn, Cockeysville, Maryland. Guests:
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George Takei, John de Lancie, more. Memb: $30. Info: Farpoint, 5657
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Utrecht Road, Baltimore MD 21206; (410)866-5516.
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October 8-10, 1993 (Tennessee)
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CONCAT 5. Holiday Inn Cedar Bluff, Knoxville TN; rms $60. GoH: Octavia
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Butler; AGoH: Pat Morrissey; TM: Wendy Webb; SGoH: Mark Maxwell. Memb:
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$25 until 10/1/93, $30 after. Info: ConCat V, 805 College Street,
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Knoxville TN 37921.
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October 15-17, 1993 (Florida)
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NECRONOMICON '93. Airport Holiday Inn, Tampa, FL. GoHs: Lois McMaster
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Bujold, Peter David. Memb: $15 until 9/15/93, $20 after. Info:
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Necronomicon '93, P.O. Box 2076, Riverview, FL 33569.
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October 15-17, 1993 (Massachusetts)
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NOTJUSTANOTHERCON IX. University of Massachusetts, Amherst, MA. GoHs:
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TBA. Memb: TBA. Info: RSO 116, Student Activities Office, UMASS,
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Amherst, MA 010002; (413)545-1924.
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October 15-17, 1993 (Minnesota)
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VALLEYCON 18. Madison Hotel, Moorhead MN; rms $54 sngl, $57 dbl. GoH:
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TBA. Memb: $8 at door. Info: Valleycon 18, Box 7202, Fargo ND 58109;
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(701)280-1445.
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October 15-17, 1993 (Canada, British Columbia)
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ICON (BC) 3. Harbour Towers Hotel, Victoria BC, Canada. GoH: Dave
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Duncan; AGoH: Julia Lacquement; FGoH: Betty Bigelow. Memb: C$25. Info:
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Icon 3, Box 30004, 3995 Quadra St. #104, Victoria BC V8X 5E1, Canada;
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(604)477-2258.
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October 28-31, 1993 (Minnesota)
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WORLD FANTASY CON 1993. Radisson Hotel South & Plaza Tower, 7800
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Normandale Blvd., Minneapolis MN 55439-3145; (612)835-7800; rms $75
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sngl/dbl, $85 tpl/quad. GoHs: Poul Anderson, Roger Zelazny, John
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Crowley; AGoH: Tom Canty; SGoH: Basil Copper; TM: Neil Gaiman. Memb:
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$75 until 8/1/93, $100 after; $40 supporting (membership limited to 750
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paid members). Info: World Fantasy Convention 1993, Box 2128, Loop
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Stn., Minneapolis MN 55402.
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October 29-31, 1993 (Washington)
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Dreamcon 8. South Everett Quality Inn and Conference Center, Everett,
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WA; rms $60. TM: Nevin Pratt, Jr.; AGoH: David Cherry.
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Memb: $25.00 until 10/16/93; $30.00 after. Info: 10121 Evergreen
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Way, Suite 103, Everett, WA 98204; (206)643-7027 (Rick Lewis, chairman)
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before 9PM only (Pacific Time).
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October 30-31, 1993 (Ireland)
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OCTOCON '93. Royal Marine Hotel, Dun Laoghaire, Co. Dublin, Ireland.
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4th Irish National SF Con. GoH: Storm Constantine. Comics GoH: Steve
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Dillon; guests: Diane Duane, Peter Morwood, Katherine Kurtz, Morgan
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Llywelyn, Anne McCaffrey, James White, more. Info: Octocon '93, 20
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Newgrove Avenue, Sandymount, Dublin 4, Ireland.
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DragonCon '93 - July 1993 Mini-Review| the children's chewable space ship party
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SHORT VERSION: worthwhile, but not as | Sat Oct 30 Lexington, KY 606-282-1661
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fun as last years. MANY snafus in | $5/8@door LexiCon IX Rave
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running it- absolutely nothing started|
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on time, insufficient A/C, legions of | University of Kentucky
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butthead security guards ruining any | Old Student Center Grand Ballroom
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chance of harmless fun, WAY TOO SMALL | Lexington, Kentucky
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video room for RHPS performance, |
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dealers room on concrete floor, etc. | Admission free with convention badge.
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I've also heard some nasty (and so far| valid college ID required
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unsubstantiated) rumors that the |----------------------------------------
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DragonCon people are trying to kill | Rumor has it that
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every other convention in town, plus | the PhenomiCon
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they are trying to drive out the party| convention in
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crowd in favor of the more profitable | Atlanta, GA is [PhenomiCon
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commercialized fandom events. But, | now DEAD and will planet Earth
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even despite this, a fun time was had-| not be held any with gigantic
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the LAST Betty Page Look-Alike contest| longer. Has screw stuck
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was great (next year is a generic | anyone else who through it
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beauty contest-BIG mistake), the Club | was there last logo]
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Camarilla and Club Hell vampire events| year received
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were fun, plus all the usual gaming, | any info in the
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videos, and events. BEST EVENTS: | mail about this?
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Soliton Rave Front party, Clifford | Too damn bad, if
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Stoll talk, RHPS, Joe Christ video | its true.
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"Acid is Groovy, Kill the Pigs" |
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