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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1045
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "SUM SHIT #1"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by Kaotik
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 3/21/00
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[-- $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ -- ------------------------------------------- --]
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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"And the Next Man Wuz Him : The Black Jesus Story"
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by kaotik.
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So Jesus wuz down the block a bit in the next mans town. He wuz chillin
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and shit with the boyz from down the block in his home town, seen. Now
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Jesus and his crew where tryin to datch drift from some ho's that some of
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his oldschoool sons were dealing with. Now Jesus was like fuck dis, cause
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shit tight, can't be rolling game on tha sons, that shit wack. Jesus
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decided that the crew should cruise pon the east park, cause they gotz
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alot of skits that wanna fuck, the boys were down with that shiznit.
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Jesus be like damn niggaz lets ride. So them niggaz start rollin pon the
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next town, when po-po just be riding Moses' ride.
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"This jewish guy downtown."
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by kaotik
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I was at work dowhntown today. I decided to walk around the streets and
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check things out on my lunch. i was waiting at mcdonalds for a whopper
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and fries cause i have been straving all day and need some good beef to
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fill me up. i am waiting in line with this guy, he's screwing around
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with his wallet, shit, he dropped a $500 bill, i picked it up and put it
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in my pocket.
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Quotes.
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<kaotik> i can't wait for defcon
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<kaotik> i wanna fuck fat ugly irc chix from #hack
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<kaotik> and my boyz can take piktures
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<kaotik> i can live the american dream!
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<kaotik> ugly fat bitchez are sending me pix like if this is the worlds
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ugliest broad ballot box and they're trying to win a life supply
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of twinkies!
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<kaotik> toronto male seeking really sexy model like bitch for hardcore
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sex and possibly a relationship. Must like kindney shots, doggie
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style, and to be punched in the face with a roll of quarters.
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<kaotik> i hope she gets fucked in the eye with a screwdriver when she
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goes in to work today at McDonalds
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<kaotik> haha
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<kaotik> i'm an international spy
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<Cindy16> k'
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<Cindy16> clubber?
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<kaotik> no
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<kaotik> i use a gun
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<Cindy16> k
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<kaotik> clubs are too big to carry around
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<|joker|> hi
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<|joker|> are you german ?
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<kaotik> no
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<kaotik> are you?
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<|joker|> yes
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<kaotik> ok
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<kaotik> germans make some pretty nice cars though
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<|joker|> yes
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<kaotik> the whole nazi thing, sticking ppl in ovens wasn't nice though
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<kaotik> but then again...you guys made up for it with the BMW M3
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<kaotik> so i guess..well it's even now
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<kaotik> i be like don't touch me..you ain't my baby fadda!
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<kaotik> this club was so depressing
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<kaotik> fat chicks trying to pick me up like
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<kaotik> "here's my number, call me sometime"
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<kaotik> yeah...maybe when standards go outta style
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<tOv> i dont FUCK crackheads.
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<kaotik> i fuck crackheads, all you gotta do is give em a little bit of
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flour in a baggy
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<kaotik> and you're hooked up
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<kaotik> works everytime
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<Breigh> stop it you're makin me horny
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<kaotik> everytime u touch me down there it feels like i have to pee
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<Breigh> hahaa
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<kaotik> i eat tuna from the can
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<kaotik> without a fork
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<kaotik> i just wiggle muh tounge around
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<Breigh> you're a sicko
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<kaotik> letting the love juices get in muh eye
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<kaotik> hahaha
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*** Obese has joined #2600
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<kaotik> obese
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<kaotik> you fat bastard
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*** Kate15 has joined #2600
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<kaotik> gimme a rimj0b kate
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<kaotik> like back in the dayz
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<kaotik> like m0mmy used t0 d0!
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<kaotik> cause i am special
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<Jen-_> well im special too
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<Jen-_> my mommy told me so
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<kaotik> yeah
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<kaotik> but 'special olympics' is different
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"Life sucks when your clutch is broken"
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by kaotik
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KILL ME!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS^%!##! TAKE ME#!!! LIFE IS ENDED!@ I CAN'T
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HANGOUT WITH MY DOG FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND#!$JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST^%#!$#
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"I'm Stoned"
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by kaotik
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urm..
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"Chinese Rappers"
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by kaotik
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What would Chinese rappers fuckin rap about? Eggrolls? Acuras? Rice?
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Mercedes Benz? Chinatown? Kung Foo Fighting? I dunno...I live Chinese
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people, but I don't think rap thing will work. <- This thought was
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converted for this article by [The Kaotik Foundation For Catholic
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Schoolgirls]
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"Old People Pt. 1"
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by kaotik
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Why do old people drive so fuckin slow when I need to go somewhere, and
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they always travel in little packs. AND they hit shit. I saw when I get
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elected, we will export the old people to Russia, where they can't afford
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cars. and eat bread and potatos. <- [Paid for by the 'Kaotik for King of
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Canada 2001 Campain']
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I need food now
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by kaotik
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I am stoned. this article is finished cause i need food and shit.
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peace
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1045, BY KAOTIK - 3/21/00 ]
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