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$$ .d""b. .d""b. HOE E'ZINE #1024
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ss$$ "THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE"
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ by AIDS
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$$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ 2/11/00
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$$ $$ "TssT" "TssT"
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tertiary evidence: Damon Krukowski's Constant Whining
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Date: Mon, 24 Jan 00 12:47:28 -0000
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From: Damon Krukowski <xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx.xxx>
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To: Mogel <mogel@hoe.nu>
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Subject: remove
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I've asked numerous times to be removed from your list --
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REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
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Who or what is Damon Krukowski?
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I asked basehead and that child molesting asshole said, "Damon
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Krukowski used to be in a band called Galaxie 500 with some Asian half
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breed bitch named Namoi and some green kiwi bastard. I think he still
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balls that whore and together they put out retarded books by Surrealists
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and proto-Surrealists on their press Exact Change which is really just a
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tax shelter and money laundering front for the mob."
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Krukowski is also a schmuck who keeps emailing Mogel, that sexless
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fiend, in a pathetic attempt to keep us from spamming him every week.
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Well, that ain't gonna happen. We just *laugh* at your sorry ass, Damon.
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With bellowing laughs and vicious hate in our eyes we see each new email
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and think to ourselves, "hahha, your worthless educated college band
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music won't do anything for you now! Not with HOE on the scene to fill up
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your precious mailbox with an extra 2k once in a while!"
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Then we circle jerk each other and congratulate ourselves on how
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evil we've made HOE. Bitches like Seaya and Phairgirl may make asses of
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themselves in every public forum they get, but that's only because
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they're cock hungry and desperate for attention. And besides, just
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because everything they say is to compensate for their genetic (read:
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byproduct of their sex) inability to write an effective sentence, just
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because of THAT, doesn't mean that we need to throw the message out with
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the messenger.
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They're right, you know. Mogel, myself, and that ruthless slut,
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Meenk, all conspired in one great big circle of pure evil in an attempt
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to figure out just what exactly would /ruin/ HOE. We decided to turn it
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into a cheap little clique and kick out all the fucking proletariat who
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had decidated their years and hard efforts to the factory, and laugh as
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they were crushed beneath the grinding wheels of our own monstrous egos.
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Speaking of meenk, she ate someone's shit.
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Getting back to Damon Krukowski, that race traitor... man, this
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guy just pisses me off. His entire press is dedicated to the truly OUT
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THERE documents of the past 150 or so years, yet he refuses to read HOE?
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Hoe is probably the last living testament to the entire
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Surrealistist/Cubist/Dadaist/Futurist legacy, and this cock chugging cum
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addict can't even read us? This fucking paragon of the written word? He
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can't stoop to read what the KIDS have to say about those familiar artist
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themes his entire pathetic insular little life is based on?
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What an asshole. A real fucking asshole.
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His mom is a cunt, too.
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second evidence: OLDMANMURRAY.COM
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God, I hate these pieces of shit. These guys have benefitted from
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the internet more than probably anyone else in the entire world. You
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might think closeted homosexuals like former CEO of ids.net, Andrew
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Green, or capitalist pigs like Jeff Bezos, whose tricky mixture of stock
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market illusions and employment of nothing but Mexican illegals in slave
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conditions has made him enough money to buy and sell your life fourteen
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different times (I know, he had my retarded Uncle Frank murdered,) you
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might think guys like /that/ are the ones who have benefitted the most
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from the Internet, but no, it's really chet and erik from
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OLDMANMURRAY.COM.
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I don't propound to know what these jackasses actually do to make
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money, but I imagine it involves looking inside computers and slurring
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out in hick Cleveland accents, "Well, that's yuh problem right thair." Or
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maybe using the Perl programming language, brainchild of Religious Zealot
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and Elder of Zion Larry Wall, to count how many times people have clicked
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the banners on cruising4sex.com, but that doesn't matter. No, what
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matters is that these are the guys who, without the advent of trashy
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computer games to slander every which way, would have been making paper
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airplanes in the office and throwing them at your head while wearing
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googly eyes and Grouch Marx glasses.
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Perhaps they serve a purpose, which is to slander the bullshit of
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game designers, who make some of the most awful and wretched products
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ever introduced into an unregulated market, but how many times can you
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call that raging homosexual John Romero a raging homosexual? According to
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OLDMANMURRAY.COM, erik, and chet, roughly fifteen thousand times a week.
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What I'm saying is, perhaps their services aren't necessarily a bad one, just
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slight overdo... Actually, what the fuck *AM* I saying? These guys suck,
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their website sucks, their website design sucks almost as bad as the HOE
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site design, their writing sucks, their sarcasm sucks, everything about
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them SUCKS.
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primary target: girl from mars
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[mogel] This is what GrlFrmARs messaged me earlier
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* i'm really sorry it has to come to this, but I don't
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ever want to see my name in hoe again.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* EVER.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* you know I don't take myself that seriously
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* but i absolutely REFUSE to be somebody's joke.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* hoe #999. I just found out about it.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* and i'm incredibly pissed off. Those were private.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* it's toward the bottom.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* he didn't have my permission at all.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* ok, i'll take your silence as a "you don't care."
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* if i'm mentioned again in a derogatory fashion, i
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will look into a slander suit.
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[mogel] *grlfrmars* goodbye.
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What can I say about Grlfrmars that hasn't already been said in a
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non-legally threatening context? Well, I can start out with her being a
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rancid piece of bloated shit that makes me want to vomit everything I
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think about her. I can mention that she's a shit box full of shit and
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stinks, at that.
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She ain't no June Carter, that's fer sure. June Carter is the only
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person in the world who I won't slander. What a voice! What a hottie!
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What a husband! What a famous family! God damn, June Carter is the
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goddess that we always wanted but never deserved. It's only too bad our
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society is pathetically patriarchal, or else she would have risen to
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destroy us all in a fiery wave.
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Grlfrmars is the type of bitch that will analytically deconstruct you
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before she'll let you stick in it, and we all know since she's stupid as
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hell the only thing that she's good for is sticking anyway, so why would
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you even want to bother? There are lots of easy, stupid girls without a
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college education like that stank secretarial whore piece of Jersey trash
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Ali, and it's way easier to fuck them, because they've yet to be trained
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in the dialectic, so they aren't going to try and play Socrates, who, by
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the by, sucked off Alcibiades, that fucking worthless conspirator.
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Basically, the etymological origins of her dirty cunt are not
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worth hearing when you can just go find some dumb sluts down at the mall
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and give them $10 for blow jobs in the Mens Bathrooms. Or, even better,
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you can just cruise for gay sex in the Mens Bathroom and find some cock
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hungry fags like Damon Krukowski to give up their welcoming mouths for
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free.
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You don't need to listen to Grlfrmars relation of the need for an
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external lubrication (KY or WET?) to the inevitability of The Leninist
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NEP instituted after the Red Army wins the civil war. You don't need to
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hear this bitch's inept shit.
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You don't.
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There are thousand fucking whores in the world.
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Just fuck one of them and avoid this shit entirely.
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It's not worth the heart ache.
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It's not worth the pain.
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It's not worth her tacit acceptance of how WEIRD you are, and
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hearing her refer to your weirdness as being "SILLY" every fifteen
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seconds when there are sluts just as nasty, like crank, who will give it
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up every which way but PUSSIFIED if you ask them.
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[ (c) HOE E'ZINE -- http://www.hoe.nu HOE #1024, BY AIDS - 02/11/00 ]
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