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"Anarchy is the basis of today's society.
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Without it, we would be in chaos." - Anarchist
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//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
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|| PURE ANARCHY!!!!!! /| SATAN |\ BOMBZ HARDCORE!! ||
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|| ___ ___ | | IS LORD | | _______________ ||
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|| |$$$| HOE 1011 |$$$| \`\ !!!!! /'/' |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| ||
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|| |$$$| 01/30/00 |$$$| \ `---------' / |$$$|~~~~~~~~~~~ ||
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|| |$$$|__________|$$$| / /\ /\ \ |$$$| LOTSA BOOM ||
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|| |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| | '' `` | |$$$|___ 2 FUCK ||
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|| |$$$$/~~~~~~~~\$$$$| \ ` ' / |$$$$$$$| YA SHT ||
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|| |$$$| TRUE |$$$| `\ <o> /' |$$$|~~~ UP!!!! ||
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|| |$$$| TERORISM |$$$| 666 `\ /' 666 |$$$|___________ ||
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|| |$$$| INSIDE!! |$$$| ___/'`---'`\___ |$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$| ||
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\\ ~~~ ~~~ HOGZA DA ENTROPY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ //
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\\ YEAH BOYEE@#! H/P/A/V/C IN DA MOTHAFUCKIN HAUSZ#@!@$ //
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\\--------------------------------------------------//
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\\ "How To Make An Atomic Bomb" //
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\\ by AltRocketz //
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\\______________________________________//
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*********DISCLAIMER*********
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This file is intended for use by assholes who are actually dumb
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enough to try it. If you, the party reading this, try to do what is
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described herein, then you, my friend, are one of the assholes previously
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referred to. Thank you.
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*****END OF DISCLAIMER******
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You ever have one of those days where everyone just seems to piss
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you off. You want to get back at them, but you don't know how ? Well,
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this file will clue you in to what hundreds of terrorist organizations
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already know.
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HOW TO MAKE AN ATOMIC BOMB!
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Materials Needed:
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40+ lbs. of Weapons Grade Uranium
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10 oz. of Radioactive Beryllium
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4 Jars of Play-Doh
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10 lbs of C-4 plastic explosive
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1 Box of Aluminum Foil (DO NOT USE REYNOLD'S WRAP!!!)
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2-5 ft. lengths of wire
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Car Battery
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1 DC Timer
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Roll of Duct Tape
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1 Cardboard Box
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Elbow High Rubber Gloves and Protective Glasses (For Safety Purposes)
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Here's what you do:
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Wear the rubber gloves and protective eye wear at all times. Mold the
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uranium into a ball and cut it in half. A steak knife works well. Mix the
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contents of 1 jar of play-doh with the beryllium and then place the
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mixture between the two halves, making sure they are evenly spaced all
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the way across. Take the contents of 2 jars of play-doh and cover the
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entire ball with it, evenly. Make sure you know where the top and bottom
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of the halves are. You'll need that later.
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You now have a nuclear core.
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Cover the core with 1 layer of aluminum foil. Divide your C-4 in half and
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place each half over opposite ends of the core, on top of the places you
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marked as the top and bottom of the core. Wrap it in aluminum foil. Take
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both wires and strip both ends of the wires. Stick one end of each
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stripped wire into the blocks of C-4 at either end of the core. Use the
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4th jar of play-doh to seal the wires in there. Cut one of the lengths of
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wires in half and connect the 2 new shorter pieces of wire to the timer
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circuit. Connect the wire without the timer to one terminal of the car
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battery. Connect the only other exposed wire end you have to the other
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terminal of the battery. If the bomb goes off at this point, then you
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connected the wires to the timer wrong. Make sure you do it right next
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time.
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This is your bomb.
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Now you need a case. I prefer to use a cardboard box because it is
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inconspicuous, unlike ICBM's which are hundreds of feet tall. Place the
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bomb in the box. Do not seal it yet. Take the bomb to where ever you want
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to set it off at and leave it some place where no one will find it. Set
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the timer for however long you think it will take to get out of the blast
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area. Say 4 hours or so, just in case of traffic. Seal the box and get
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the fuck out of there. Don't run or anything, but don't go window
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shopping either.
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When the timer goes off, so does the bomb.
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Get you revenge. Trick your friends. Start Wars. The fun never stops.
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ANARCHY SHALL RULE!
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[ (c) HOE EZINE! WWW.HOE.NU! A-BEWM-BEWM! #1011 -> BY ALTROCKETZ - 1/30/00 ]
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