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$$$$T""P$$$ba, ,gd&P""T&bg. ,gd&P""T&bg.
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ggggggggggg $$$$ $$$$$b d$$$$ $$$$b d$$$$ $$$$$b ggggggggggg
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""""""""""" $$$$ $$$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$bxxP&$$&P """""""""""
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$$$$ $$$$$$ T$$$$ $$$$P T$$$$
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$$$"""""" " """" $$$$$$ "T&$bxxd$&P" "T&$bxx$$$$$' " """"""$$$
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""" """""" """
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ggg "Ballard of Kelly" ggg
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$$$ by -> Isaac $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #966 -- 12/16/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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fuck fuck Fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck Fuck fuck fuck fuck
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I fucked my mother
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I fucked my father
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I fucked my sister
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I fucked my other sister
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I fucked my brother
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I fucked the dog
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I fucked all five cats
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I fuck my girlfriend
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I fuck my girlfriend's mother
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I fuck my closest friend
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and I fucked my other friend
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I fucked my friend's mother
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and I fucked my friends little sister
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and I fucked her little doll
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and I fuckered her little brother
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then I fucked your mother
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and I fucked your aunt sue
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I fucked my hand
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I fucked my foot
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I fucked my car
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I fucked my bike
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I fucked my bed
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I fucked my bean bag
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I fucked my chair
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I fucked my tv
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I fucked my computer
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I fucked my Alan Parson's Project CD
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I fucked my carpet
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I fucked my own giz
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I fucked the midget at your school
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I fucked that retard that needs help walking
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I fucked my own ass
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I fucked my teacher
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and I fucked her daughter
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I fucked her daughters boyfriend
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and I fucked my teachers apple
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and I fucked my teachers book
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I fucked a rock
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I fucked a fat kid
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I fucked Sir Thomas Malory
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I fucked the keyboard
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I fucked a five dollar bill
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I fucked a credit card
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I fucked a duck at the park
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I fucked a squirl at the park
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I fucked a family visiting the park
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I fucked another duck while on a swing
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I fucked the big ass in the sky
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I fucked a dead possum
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I fucked a dirty mexican
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I fucked a lego man
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I fucked the lego man's little lego dog
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I fucked the lego man's house until it caved it and killed his whole lego
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family then my penis was all cut up and bleeding because legos are really
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hard and have sharp edges
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God Damn
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I took out some more legos and built a little house
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"I am sorry lego man"
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"I am sorry lego man's wife"
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"I am sorry lego man's little dog"
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The lego man had a smile on this face
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but I knew better
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here he was trying to make a life for himself in his new lego home and
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BAM BOOM
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I come along and fuck it to the ground
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God Damn
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I know you will not cry, lego man
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you are too strong for that
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so I will have to cry for you
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a tear roles down my cheek
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"Fuck you" says the lego man as he leads his lego wife into the new home
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and fucks hers the little lego dog follows them to get in on some of that
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fucking action
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"Fuck me dead!" I say
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #966, BY ISAAC - 12/16/99 ]
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