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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #933 -- 12/05/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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If it keeps on rainin', levee's going to break.
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If it keeps on rainin', levee's going to break.
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When the levee breaks, I'll have no place to stay.
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That reminds me of when Charity miscarried. I totally believed
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that I had a Psychic Jukebox in my head, that I would get a song stuck in
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my head, and then something would happen related to that song. It was
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creepy.
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I wrote about it on my homepage. Gawd, my homepage is utterly
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ridiculous. 22 megs of space, and it's almost full. I pay $6 a month
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for the space with no ads.
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And I'm taking HTML class this spring at school. Retarded easy
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grade.
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UGH THAT ANNOYS ME WHEN THEY SAY POKE-EE-MAN instead of
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POH-KAY-MON. IRRITATION.
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I sang "The Silent Man" in my head when I was in the shower. I
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hummed the whole thing out loud, mostly on key, too. I can reach some
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really low notes for a girl. When I was in choir, I wanted to be a
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tenor, but they wouldn't let me, I was stuck with the fucking alto
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bitches that kept saying I was calling them niggers but I wasn't. Marsha
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was such a bitch. I think she has a kid now.
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Like Jenny has a kid. I haven't heard from Jenny in ages, and I
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can't track her down on internet searches, which is funny since she's the
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first one to introduce me to the internet and all. I could call her mom,
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but her mom's this gold-digger and I don't really want to talk to her,
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she might be interrupted by a ride in her boyfriend's silver corvette or
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something.
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In the summertime, da na na na na na. I keep singing that song,
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and I don't know any words after "In The Summertime." Fucking hippie
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music, fucking Mungo Jerry and his addictive retarded hippie melodies.
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My mom was a hippie. That's why my name is Summer. She wanted to name
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my sister Fame, but my dad wouldn't let her. Instead she got named after
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a Van Halen song, "Jamie's Cryin'". At least it was a David Lee Roth-Van
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Halen song.
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We should get mail on Veteran's Day. I want my eBay stuff.
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Why does my vent shoot out cold air when the heat is on? And why
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is my left asscheek itchy? Shit, I forgot to change the cat litter. I
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should do that before my mom gets home. She'll be pissed.
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I need to move out again. I just need some responsible friends
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that can hold down jobs and pay bills so that I can have a roommate. I
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would rather live alone, but I work at a fucking fast food restaurant.
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AND FUCK, I HAVE TO WORK THERE FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND A HALF, because my
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FUCKING SCHOOL isn't offering half the classes for my major this spring
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and summer, so I can't finish school after the fall like I planned. I
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have to wait until SPRING 2001 and even THEN hope that the fuckers don't
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toy with the program so much that I'll be there longer. Sarah said,
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"Yeah, that sounds like NICC." Sarah likes Sailor Moon.
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When there is reason, tonight I'm awake.
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When there's no answer, arrive the silent man.
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If there is balance, tonight he's awake.
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But if they have to suffer, here lies the silent man.
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I have such an evil pathetic obsession with Kevin Moore. I think
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he's married. I think he's about 10 years older than me. I feel like
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I'm 14, I want posters of him all over my walls. I don't even know
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really what he looks like, it's not a looks thing, I just love the words
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and the music that he paints. Obsession. America the video.
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What's with the strength levels in Dragonball Z? They're as
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absurd as the points they give in Whose Line Is It Anyway. And just for
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the record, Drew Carey is a shitty improv comedian. I want the British
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version back.
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My car isn't working right, and I somehow have to come up with the
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cash to pay for it. When I get it fixed, that is. It's just fine if I
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don't have to make frequent stops at various places. But today I got a
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lot of shit done, and it only died once. It'll probably cost me a
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million bucks to fix. Go figure.
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And I really, truly wish my father dead. I can't say that about
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many people... wait maybe I CAN... but I just can't believe he was the
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source of half my genes.
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I'm color blind, three-way tragedy.
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Pantone memory, grayscale eyes.
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Maybe I'm paranoid, yeah that's my problem.
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You almost have to be, when you look like me... yeah yeah.
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I hear doors slamming, I wonder if it's my brother coming home
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from work. They called for him earlier. Yep, it's him. And he's going
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to work. And he wants me to buy and advent calendar. We're a good bunch
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of atheists around here, yeah.
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I wonder where my mom is. Probably slaving away at Wal-Mart.
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Shit, I almost feel like my life has meaning because I don't work at
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Wal-Mart. But hey, nothing like a 10% discount to keep 'em coming back
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for more bullshit.
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I'm really sad, but for no reason. I just dislike so many people.
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They make me want to run away from the comfortable, familiar things I
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actually care about. I don't know why I care about these things, or why
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I bother wasting my time thinking about these people... it's an
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obligation now.
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Cloth tape doesn't hold very strongly. Sure, they sell it to tape
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up gauze wraps and things, but that's about all it's good for. Don't let
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anyone kid you otherwise or fool you into thinking that it will hold
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paper bags together. Nope.
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HAHAHAHAHA some kid just came here looking for cans for poor
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people. WE ARE THE POOR PEOPLE! But I gave him a bunch of cans anyway.
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I hope the other poor people really like mixed vegetables and chicken
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broth. They can make soup!
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Oh oh oh, she's my cover girl, oh oh oh, oh oh oh.
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Ever notice that when you itch something and you think about it
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too much that suddenly you feel little itches EVERYWHERE? I hate it
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when this happens, because now my pointer finger and my kneecap itch.
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Kneecaps are not allowed to itch.
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Wow, I can't think of anything else. My mind is blank. Heh. No
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surprise to anyone else, I'm sure.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #933, WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 12/05/99 ]
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