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ggg "There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s" ggg
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$$$ A very old t-file, originally rejected for dto #3, by Eerie $$$
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$$$ $$$
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$$$ [ HOE E-Zine #924 -- 12/01/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ] .,$$$
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`"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
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there's that gnu game i wanna code, it will be called operation pc.
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yeah, it's gonna be a pc game. well, pc as in politically correct. okay,
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okay, pc = lame, we all know, but this game will be _special_ because it
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will display explicit violence. however:
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arab bases? russian missiles? princess rescuing? get in the
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nineties, dude. the whole thing will take place in the u to the s and to
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the a, like, land of the free, and a random procedure will decide of the
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victim's skin color, sex, and sexual orientation. there will be no
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specific mission, it's only gonna be a shoot-them-up type game where you
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kill whoever you see, uh, almost whoever actually.
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for example, there's gonna be a special trick starting from level 3:
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there will be a big lack of white men in the enemies camp, so you'll have
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to _find_ them. or else, you'll lose a lot pc-points. equality for
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everyone, dude! that's what the game is gonna be for.
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actually, white men will give you more points than any other kind of
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enemy. killing some specific kind of people could even be harmful to you!
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for instance, killing a black Muslim lesbian would make you lose 100
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pc-points. also featured, every time you'd kill someone, there's a ten
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second break showing his/her family crying, so you can have a little
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culpability crisis. i mean, killing is a bad thing to do.
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everywhere in the game there will be bonuses, like: carrots,
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broccoli, soda, etc. beware of the meat! if you eat meat, you will lose
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points! MEAT IS MURDER MOTHERFUCKER! ahem, sorry.
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there's four ways you can win at operation pc:
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a) you get 100,000 points.
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b) you find the skin paint and you dye your skin.
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c) you bomb the mc donald's company head quarters.
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d) you use the "z" button to change your setup to "gay".
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fun for the whole family! and the kids love it!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #924 - WRITTEN BY: EERIE - 12/01/99 ]
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