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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #896
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "Really Bad HOE Article"
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~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ by Metalchic
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okay so the story starts with me walking up the street and i see this
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big red penicil laying on the corner of the street almost falling in the
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gutter so i kind of feel bad and pick it up as i picked it up it turned into
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a really funny frog this frog turned out to be my best friend and everytime
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i would do something for him he would grant me a wish at first it was little
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things like make him balonga because everyone knows frogs like balonga DONT
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THEY!!!!!!
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then one time he asked me to go in ms. campers draw and steal all her
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underpants then walk around the city with all of them on my head and make
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funny noises and i did he said what do you want for your wish so i really
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wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so thats what i wished for i
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thought to myself that i should have wished for something more important but
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to bad i'm fucking hungry so anyway one time he told me to throw paper at
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people walking down the street for his amusement so i did and he didn't
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grant me a wish then i was like... what the fuck you dumb ass fucking frog
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fuck you broken piece of shit so i kirbed the fucking ugly green thing and
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he was in squished up little gutty pieceses all over the road then i smiled
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and got a baloon and a lolly pop
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and everything was allright.
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #896 ~ WRITTEN BY: METALCHIC ~ 11/7/99 )
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