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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #885
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "I Am Becoming A Teenybopper,
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( 0*~*~*0 ( ) 0*~*~ oF ) Please Shoot Me Now"
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~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ By: Hermy
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* 0 0 * * 0 * 10-23-99
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I recently went to see 98 degrees in concert. I have no idea why,
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but I did. I mean, I like their music. They can sing. They have pretty
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ballads, which I like. I figured one concert wasn't gonna kill me. I
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looked around at the concert and laughed. My friend and I were like the
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only people at the entire concert that didn't have a curfew that night. Any
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person over 12 was with their parents. I found myself feeling sorry for my
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mom, b/c when I was about 12 I dragged her to a New Kids concert. Now I
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know how she must have felt, being surrounded by screaming 12 year-olds. We
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left early.
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I figured I could keep my awful secret forever, but I can keep it no
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more. I own a Backstreet Boys CD. I also have N Sync and 98 degrees, a
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Jordan Knight single, two Ricky Martin CDs and I find myself contemplating
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buying the Britney Spears CD.
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?? I even watch TRL now! ughhhh I am
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regressing!
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Is there really anything wrong with these groups though? They can
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sing. They can dance. They entertain. Why must they be met with constant
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criticism? Maybe all the critics are just jealous. This is good music too!
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Oh, and by the way, Ricky is not gay, and Britney's boobs are real.
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #885 ~ WRITTEN BY: HERMY ~ 10/23/99 )
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