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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #871
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "the death of ibbs.com"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Jester
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/16/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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NOTE: this file is not in reference to ibbs.com, a bbs that went
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down in february. yeah.
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february 2, 1999
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the plans are made. the total capture of illusions should take
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place by at the latest the fourth. we plan on breaking in to steal the
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mainframe, we being myself, pheeez, and nuggetwarez. we will steal the
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mainframe to put up the final bbs.
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the mainframe is located in the house of one of the 3 sysops,
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hereafter known as bob. bob is a guy in his mid thirties. breaking in
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should be a breeze. no security systems. no dogs. nuggetwarez is a
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champ at cracking dog codezzz. "dude, i could hack that dog." and he
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could if necessary. i put my complete and utter trust in nuggetwarez, as
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well as pheez. if we plan to carry out this project in the next two
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days, it will require our complete faith in one another. we cannot fail.
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here is the plans for our route into the house.
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_mainframe here!
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------\ _____ |
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\______ |
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/\
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use the flame thrower here
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so, basically, just run in and steal the computer. yeah. but
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nuggetwarez must prepare the computer for stealing. pagan rituals at the
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stealing of a mainframe are almost a commandment.
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tonight we must make threats to steal the computer if our freedom
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fighting power rangers are not unsuspended. of course they will not be,
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but that is almost a good thing. the mainframe must be stopped. it must
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be used to promote warez. it is almost another pagan commandment.
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february 5, 1999
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we posted our demands on the grafitti wall. here is a brief
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capture.
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I like ibbs.com! Yeah!
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does anyone else here want PORN!#!#??
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IBBS.com, you have two days to free our freedom fighting power
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rangers. or else your mainfram is going to be stolen.
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tonight we prepare our supplies. here is a brief capture of us
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in chat.
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you said: dude, what do we have/needd?@#?@!
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nuggetwarez said: dudee, we have flamethrower, crowbar, 4 twinkies, 3
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bikes, 3 bottles of tapwater, 1 supersoaker 50, a bottle of acne
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medicine, and nyquil.
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pheeez said: dude, you aren't going to use my acne medicine to kill
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these peeeple are you?!#
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nuggetwarez said: dude, we have to be prepared.
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sysbob just walked in.
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pheez said: so basically, we are breaking into his house at 11:45 pm, at
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**** coastal road, then taking him and his family out, stealing his
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computer, and riding our bikes off into the sunset?
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sysbob said: Hey fellows!
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pheez said: oh shit.
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pheez just hung up.
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nuggetwarez just hung up.
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you said: freeeeeedom$!@$!
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you just hung up.
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little does bob know that those 4 asterisks is his house. we are
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fully prepared. i have turned a shopping cart into a trailor on my bike
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to provide a means to return the stolen computer to our secret hiding
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spot until it is safe to sneak it into my room.
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here is a new capture of the grafitti wall.
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what are freedom fighters? - sysbob
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you have one day sysbob. then you will face the music, or
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rather, the computer will.... muhahaha#!
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february 6, 1999
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it is a little chilly out tonight. tonight pheez and nuggetwarez
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are at my house. we are getting our supplies prepared. my mother is
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suspicious of our shady activities. flamethrowers are generally not
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accepted by my parents, but i convinced them we were working on a science
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project.
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a science project of breaking and entering, and grand theft
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computer.!@@ muhahah! if all goes well tonight, tomorrows file will
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look like this.
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heheee. we stole the mainframe.
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february 7, 1999
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nuggetwarez fell asleep at 9:30. he says he took nyquil but i
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just think he is a 12 year old geeeeek. heheheeh.
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tonight we attempt again. the mainframe will be ours.
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february 8, 1999
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oh my god. we actually got away with it. here is what happened.
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we broke in with the flame thrower. we ran in the room, yanked
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all the cords out of the wall, and ran. no one even woke up. we just
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ran and ran and hopped on our bikes and i don't believe we have a
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mainframe sitting in front of us.
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thus ends the tale of the downfall of ibbs.com, which did _not_ go
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down because of majormud, it went down because of the freedom fighter
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problem.
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so please, whatever you do, look out for the signs of someone joining
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a freedom fighting power ranger group.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #871 - WRITTEN BY: JESTER - 10/16/99 ]
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