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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #863
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "There Is No Hope"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Kyra
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 10/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I must apologize. In an earlier article titled "help for those in
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need" I stated that there was always hope for teeny boppers. I was an
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idealistic high school student then. Now that I'm an embittered freshman,
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I know better.
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The fact is, there is no hope. The world will always be assaulted by
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prefabricated pop shit, from which there is no escape. Yes, groups will
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come and go, but there will always be more waiting, waiting to prey on the
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stupidity of people. The crusade will never succeed, so I have given up all
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hope of saving the world from this shit some call music. I can only save
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myself from that torture. That's not to say that i won't stop making fun of
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boppers, that's just too much fun. But there is no way to convert them,
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they've already been brainwashed by the backstreet bastards, or nsync fags.
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The same arguments come up over and over, and their only defense is: "but
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their soooo hot!". No, there is no hope after that.
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And if i ever see bsb or nsync or any other wannabes in person, I
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won't hesitate to physically wound them with my swiss army knife. 13
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different ways to cut their limp dicks off, tear out their voice boxes, and
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permanently scar their girlish faces. A catastrophy that no amount of
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sugery could rectify. While i would be personally satisfied by this deed,
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it would only create compassion for the groups, and make me look like the
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bad guy. People wouldn't even realize i was doing them a favor. And it's
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not like it would even make a dent in the production of the boy group money
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machine. There'd be 20 more acts just like them to take their place.
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The world is a hopeless place.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #863 - WRITTEN BY: KYRA - 10/9/99 ]
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