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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #860
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "A Testament of Attitude"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Big Daddy Bill
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/28/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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You know what? FUCK THIS CURSOR! IT CAN BLINK AT ME ALL THE GODDAMN
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TIME I DON'T HAVE TO TYPE SHIT!!!
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GrrrrrraAAAAAAAHHGHGHGHAHSDFKJALSDF!~~!!@
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Everything is mocking me, everything hates me, everything wants me
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dead, how I love to bitch.
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I'm so seperated, man, all I know is that I don't know and shit like
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that. I have TWO mothafucking personalities, Mean Bill and Nice Bill. Lets
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hear from both.
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MeanBill: I LOVE STOMPING ROSES AND KILLING PEOPLE
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NiceBill: Bad. Smell roses and help people.
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MeanBill: I LIKE THE COMPANY OF DRUG DEALAZ AND THUG KILLAS.
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NiceBill: No-Limit? More like No-Talent.
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MeanBill: SUCK MY BIG 'OLE SLOPPY TESTICLES.
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NiceBill: .. please stop..
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MEANBILL: KICKING SHIT IS FUNNY. ESPECIALLY ANIMALS AND OLD PEOPLE.
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nicebill: why does everything happen to me?
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You see my problem? MeanBill killlllllllllz people, and NiceBill
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WHINES WHINES WHINES
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You know what? I need to take a pottery class so I can feel some
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shit like demi moore in that fucked up movie GHOST. But i HATE POTS. That
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scene is so blatantly homosexual anygoddamnway
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Sometimes I actually wondered where *I* went wrong. ITS YOUR FUCKING
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FAULT. Everyone else can type FUCK a lot in their TEE FILZ so why cant I?
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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I am so done.
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I don't want to be done yet, but your making me. You've made me.
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"I think she likes the guys in tights, though, personally"
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SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU SHITBAG. YOU BAG OF SHIT.
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What the hell am I talking about? Should I even publish this? I'm
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not even intoxicated. Fury is a beautiful thing. So crisp and whole and
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hot and
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I'm such an asshole.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #860 - BY: BIG DADDY BILL - 9/28/99 ]
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