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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #837
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888 888 888 888 888 "AnonGirl's Academic Career"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by AnonGirl Teachers
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Elementary School - Charles A. Kirkland (1985-1991)
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Madame Belleau, kindergarten
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"Audrey seemed very bright. The way she stayed inside the lines
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while colouring showed me she had an enormous amount of insight. I knew she
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would go on to be very successful in life. I don't know what happened."
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Madame Normandeau, grade 2, French
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"She was one of my favourite students, although I never showed it.
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Sometimes I wish I had, but I was worried the less-adequate students might
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get upset. She was a perfect student, except for her little stealing habit.
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I thought it was cute, though."
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Mrs. Doyle, grade 5 English, Art
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"All throughout the year I taught her, I never noticed anything
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abnormal about Audrey, until the creative writing project I assigned to the
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class. Instead of writing a happy, normal story like a boy, his dog, and
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their wacky adventures, she wrote of a suicidal lion and his human
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girlfriend, who was addicted to heroin. She claimed it was just a story,
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but I believe, to this day, that it was much deeper than that."
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High School - Pierrefonds Comprehensive High (1992-1997)
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Mr. Pellegrino, grade 7, English, Geography
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"I used to throw chalk at kids who would talk during my class. Most
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grade 7 students fear this tactic like they would The Devil, however Audrey
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was different. She was very agile, and always managed to dodge the chalk.
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I played football for 15 years, I know how to throw. I don't know how she
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did it."
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Monsieur Jacques, grade 7,8,9, French
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"I always thought Audrey was bright. She could've been a lawyer or a
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doctor, if it interested her. Sadly, her only interest, when I taught her,
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was drugs. I had no proof, but I knew she was on the pot, and other
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narcotics. She was a sad case."
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Mr. Moncalieri, grade 10, Math
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"Audrey who? Tyler? Yeah, I think I taught an Audrey Tyler. I
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never saw her, though."
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Mr. Civitella, grade 11, Introduction to Computers
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"Audrey was definetely one of those, how do you say.. 'hackers'. She
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was always up to no good, like installing Doom on the computers and changing
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her screen saver. She even tricked innocent students by sending them
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network messages, telling them to reboot their computers and to kill their
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parents. She was dangerous, but, unfortunately, she excelled in my class
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assigments. It's people like Audrey who make computers unsafe, unenjoyable
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environments."
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Miss Jacek, grade 11, Mass Media
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"Audrey did very well in my class. She understood much more than
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most of the other students. Plus, she was my only student who liked Pink
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Floyd. I thought that was pretty neat. I imagined she'd become a
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journalist or photographer, but I don't know. Something went wrong."
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College - Dawson College (1997-1998)
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Mr. Ring, 1st semester, Formal Logic
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"I didn't think she was very bright."
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Mr. Seymour, 1st semester, Guitar
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"I think Audrey showed a lot of talent. She learned the notes and
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chords within a day of the course. It was very unfortunate, though, that
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she was tone-deaf. I gave her a good mark for effort, though. Can't blame
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a kid for trying."
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Mrs. Arbess, 2nd semester, Satire
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"Whenever Audrey was in class, she was asleep. She managed to do
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very well on her creative project about Hogarth, however. I was quite
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shocked."
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Mrs. Johnson, 2nd semester, Media & Youth
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"Audrey was a decent girl, although her overwhelming excitement she
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expressed when we watched _The Breakfast Club_ was rather odd, to say the
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least."
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Mrs. Kingsley, 3rd semester, Film & Social Issues
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"I felt kind of sorry for Audrey. She was always going through a bad
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time. She would show up to my class and tell me about how she was expected
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to be in court, had to go to the hospital to visit her great aunt Wilma, or
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having to bring her kid brother to youth protection. It was a real shame
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she always had to be somewhere other than my class, for she seemed bright...
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I just couldn't help but feel bad for her."
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Mr. Donovan, 3rd semester, Self Defense & Streetfighting
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"Man, could that girl pack a wallop."
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #837 - WRITTEN BY: ANONGIRL - 9/20/99 ]
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