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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #828
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Cousin Fuckers"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 9/20/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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DANIML was the licence plate.
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Yes, I think we all know who this story is about, yes a man who's
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life is nothing. Danimal, the Animal. (ref. http://users.ids.net/~danimal).
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A man who resorted to stupid little jokes and screming out loud kid
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riddles and "fuck!!! FUCK!! SHE FUCKED! UP SHITY!!!" when his paycheck
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got fucked up because he forgot to clock out. He also fucked his cousin,
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anyway possible. That's right, Dan was a animal, a DANIMAL.
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I remember the day, I was leaving work and he ran out the door and
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wanted to shake my hand. Not once, but twice becasue he was leaving the
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state tonite, becasue of the restraining order he got on his lunch break.
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That is right, his wife left in the middle of the night and left no note,
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was gone for a week and then sent him a restraining order. Yeah. He told
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me that day about how his wife's mother killed his pet rat and about how
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his wife tried to tell the cops how he beat his kid, when he ran into a
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wall. Well, back onto the story, he wanted to shake my hand and say
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goodbye. A week later he came into work to get hisk check, he was
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supposed to be in Denver and said "HEY! I LIVE NEAR YOU NOW!!" and left.
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I freaked.
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Now Danimal is living with another woman and is never off line.
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he keeps updating the all mighty "DANIMAL KINGDOM" and is soon to setup
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the Danimal Designs homepage. (www.danimaldesigns.com). Dan is now
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moving onto 'greener pastures'.
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I remember Dan for a few reasons, he would yell at me and flip me
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off constantaly becasue I wasn't making instruction booklets for the
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CDROM's or Disk Sets. He would also write on the 'supplies needed' list:
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Blow up doll for chris.
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Platform Shoes for Chris.
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etc.
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That was cool! hrmm. wait a minute, it wasn't. He would also make
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alot of stupid jokes and riddles and if you make fun of him, he would get
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mad.
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In conclusion: I am fucking glad that guy got pissed on. Jeezus.
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He really fucking pissed me off with all his stupid shit. He would never
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listen when you would say somthing and be mad if you didn't listen to him.
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He would also spend all of his time on his webpage and get mad if you
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didn't goto it or fucked around it. Damn, Burn in hell Danimal.
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Look for part 2 of Cousin Fuckers soon.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #828 - BY: GOLDEN BOOGNISH - 9/20/99 ]
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