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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #797
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1)"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Aster and Mogel
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/22/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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On top of a big hill there is a very pretty park with a lot of books.
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Whenever a book is published, a copy of it is sent to this wonderful, huge
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park so that the little animals of the park can constantly be reading new
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literature. There is also a billboard over top of this fine park which
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reads "THIS WAY TO LEROY" and has an arrow pointing west.
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If you travel west, you find a pretty field full of red and yellow
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flowers who dance and sing all day long. In the middle of the field is
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Leroy, the wisest of these flowers. Leroy tells stories about his past.
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one day leroy decided she needed to change her name so she chaned it
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to sadik. she got it out of a ood book she had read.
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so one day a little aster flower asked her to tell her a story,
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because some mysterious outside force insisted on there being stories
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inside this story.
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so sadik began, "one day when i was a little flower a very long time
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ago, a door-to-door salesman was passing through our village selling a
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tupperware takeoff."
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"The saleman had large pinchers and he wasn't very much of a
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saleman at all. In fact, he was a terrible and mean beetle that wanted to
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eat me!" Sadik told very dramatic stories. "The tupperware contained...
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dead flowers in it!"
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"Oh no!!@" the little aster cried out. "What did you do, Sadik??"
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"Well, the first thing I needed to do was calm this mean beetle
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down. So I decided to tell it a story!"
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"i told him the story about a ship that was sinking, sinking fast.
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the captain had said to me 'tell me a story, son', so i told him a story
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about a ship that was sinking, sinking fast. the captain had said to me
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'tell me a story, son' so i told him a story about a ship that was sinking,
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sinking fast. the captain had said to me 'tell me a story, son' so i told
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him a story about a ship that was sinking, sinking fast. the captain had
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said to me 'tell me a story, son' so i told him a story about a ship that
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was sinking, sinking fast. the captain had said to me 'tell me a story,
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son' so i told him a story. by this time the little flower became very
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sleepy and drifted into a deep sleep. she started to dream.
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first she dremt she was in a strange land and everything was funny
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because when she tried to run she could only move in slow motion like it is
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in dreams and she danced but she could only dance in slow motion and then...
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She fell into a intergalactic vortex, which sent her tumbling
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through space, time, and thouands of generations of people. She met an old
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wizard there. He was very chubby but he held his belly with great pride
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and said "ho ho ho" like Santa Claus and he had a special machine that made
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books real and told the little flower about it in great detail.
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The flower had an idea!!@ If she borrowed that machine she could go
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to her special park nearby and use it to make ALL!!!!!! the books real in
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the WHOLE!!! park and she'd be happy with ALL!!L!!!!! the books so she got
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rilly! rilly! excited and said "oh can I please borrow this machine kind
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wizard sir oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" but the Wizard was not particularly
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friendly and did not want to give his special invention to this young
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little flower. She needed to figure out a way to convince him to let her
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borrow it!@#
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but then she realized that the other writer was editing things that
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had been written and became cross. so she flew in the cloud.
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please go to the store for some milk, sarah, and eggs, we need eggs.
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please hurry! before it rains! and wehere your coat! please dear!
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so sarah ran down the road and on her way she met a fox named dot.
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dot was a happy fox. she had just eaten many chikens and had to explain to
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sarah that there was to be no eggs at the market and not to bother to go
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there. he promised that she would have lots of fun where he took her. so
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they went skiping down the road into the sunset but it was the middle of
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the day which was very silly.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #797 - BY: ASTER AND MOGEL - 8/22/99 ]
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