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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #779
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8 "Reason Number 92347 Why Never To
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888 888 888 888 888 Drive A Thousand Miles To Have Sex
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 With Someone: You Get To Fight With
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888 888 888 888 888 " Them For The Next Two Years"
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o by Phairgirl
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8 8/2/99
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[Captured at one of HOE's free advertisers, Infinity Chat, located for your
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enjoyment at http://chat.ultracure.com]
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#2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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oh...its phairgirl. how...disappointing.
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#17: hello, it's me again (@slip129-37-189-186.ia.us.ibm.net)
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mr. todd... funny, last time i talked to you, you were being perfectly
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civil to me. why the change of heart?
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#2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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Summer...because i've looked at your homepage since then and realized
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my first impression was correct, you're a fucking idiot.
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#17: hello, it's me again (@slip129-37-189-186.ia.us.ibm.net)
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thank you very much sir for your riveting commentary! it means so very
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much to me! someday, my dear, DEAR, DEAR FRIEND, you will learn to deal
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with your past and move on! and be A VERY HAPPY PERSON!#@!#@!#@!#@!
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HAAAAAAAAAAPY
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#2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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Summer, i'm glad you're having fun copying and pasting with your neato
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computer, but I just think that pokemon is the perfect thing for a fat
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unattractive compulsive lying codependant internet addict would latch
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onto.
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#17: hello, it's me again (@slip129-37-189-186.ia.us.ibm.net)
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i love pokemon! it is a japanese cartoon that i have liked for a long
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time! :) it makes me very happy!#@! and thank you again for your
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comments!#@! i appreciate them a lot! you make me so happy for caring!
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it's nice to know you haven't forgotten me!
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#17: hello, it's me again (@slip129-37-189-186.ia.us.ibm.net)
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gerald tarrant: you MUST WRITE FOR HOE!#@!#@!#@!
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#2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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Whatever you say summer! Are you still
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PREGNANT?!
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#2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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your "abortion" must have really messed you up
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#17: hello, it's me again (@slip129-37-189-186.ia.us.ibm.net)
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i am amazed at your memory! you must be a very smart boy! i bet you
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have a college degree and everything! YOU SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!#@!#@!
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and i can bear your children!#@!#@ the world will smile!#!#@!
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Private message from #2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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what is your fucking problem?
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<Me> I do not have a problem!#@!#@! you started it and I'M TELLING MOM
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Private message from #2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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no really, what's the deal summer, what do you want from me?
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<Me> why do you think i want something from you? i come here all the
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time!#@! it has nothing to do with you!#@! i don't worry about what
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happened over 2 years ago, why do you? i am HAPPY!#@! YOU ARE
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SILLY!#@!
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Private message from #2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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i'm not silly, i'm serious. if you could stop being tigger for half a
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minute and talk to me i might be able to understand this shit.
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<Me> and what kind of conversation would you like me to carry on, kind sir?
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THIS IS ME I AM A CRRRRAZY WEEHOO and you are pouting!#@!#@! STOP
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POUTING OR SOME BIRD WILL COME ALONG AND PECK OFF YOUR LIP!#@!#@!
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Private message from #2: Gerald D. Tarrant™ (@98cfd767.ipt.aol.com)
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alright i see, you're fucking worthless as a person and as a
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personality. you can't even carry on a conversation summer. good
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fucking luck.
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Can't whisper
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User #2 has muted your whispers!
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#0 Chat Daemon (@localhost)
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Gerald D. Tarrant (#2) has left the forum.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #779 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 8/2/99 ]
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