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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #772
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Moving Picture"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Mogel
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 8/2/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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"Iiiiiii caaaaaan noooooot stoooop talllllking liiiike thiiiiis!!!"
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"Whatdoyouwant?"
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"Sooooooooooooooooocks!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Whydoyouwantthem?"
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"Iiiiiii caaaaaan noooooot telllllll yoooou hoooow muuuuuchh iiiiii
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loooove soooooocks!!!!!!!!!"
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"Butwhy?................butwhy?.................butwhy?"
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BUT THEN FINALLY MR. MOVIE CAME BACK TO HIS HOUSE... TO SAY HELLOOO!
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"Helloooooo!!! I'm Mr. Mooooovieee! Are you so glad to see me?!
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Would anyone care for a Moooovieeee??"
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AND HE WINKED WHEN HE SAID IT, LIKE A HAPPY, GAY MAN. LIKE A FUN
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CARTOON CHARACTER! LIKE A SPECIAL GUY. LIKE SOMEONE YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW
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VERY WELL. A FRIEND.
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"Iiiiiiiiii'dddd liiiiiike tooooo seeeeeeee aaaaa moooovie abooout
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soooooocks!!!!!!!!!!!!! (please)"
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"Whatkindamoviesdoyouhavemrmovie?...??????/.//?!??"
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ANOTHER WINK. A SPECIAL WINK. MR. MOVIE WAS HERE!
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"Okay... Mr. Movie has a *great* movie for you all! I've got a
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movie about pretty people who do zany things... and stuff blows up!!"
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"ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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SO... MAYBE... I WANT... TO PLAY!!! SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY. TO PLAY.
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TODAY I WENT TO THE CIRCUS AND RODE ON A PONY. IS THAT PLAY TOO? THAT
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SEEMS VERY NATURAL TO ME, LIKE SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE CAN DO ANY TIME AND
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DOES NOT CONSTITUTE PLAY, BUT I ONLY DID IT THIS ONCE, AT THE CIRCUS, SO
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IT IS PLAY. BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE. IT WAS FUN.
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"ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Want to see my Movie now???! I'm Mr. Moooovie!!!!"
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"Moooooooooooooovieeeeeeeeeeeeee-eee-e-e-ee-e-eeeeee-e---e!"
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"Movie!......movie!........MoViE?"
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MR. MOVIE MADE RAINBOWS AND SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. AND
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SAT IN THE BACK WITH POPCORN AND SODA AND GUMMY BEARS TALKING AND TALKING
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SMACKING HIS LIPS ON JUICY FRUIT IS GONNA MOVE YOU THE JUICE IS SOFT AND
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IT GETS RIGHT TO YA EATIN' SNOWFLAKES, SINGING SONGS, HAVIN' A GOOD OL'
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TIME SMOKIN' CIGARETTES DRINKin" BEER EATIN" SUN DRIED TOMATOES AND HE
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LAUGHED OH MY GOD DID HE LAUGH
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BUT NOBODY COULD WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!//!!!!|"!!!!!!!??????.
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HE WAS TOO NOISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKING TOO TOOO TOOOO MUCH
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NOISE IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM!!!!!!!! MR MOVIE WAS BEING A MEAN MR MOVIE
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BUT HE DID NOT KNOW WHY OR HOW OR WHEN OR EVEN WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(MAYBE MIRANDA JULY KNOWS??/1?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OR WHY TOO -- HE WOULD JUST SAY:
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"Movie..........movie................movie........./....."
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AAH I'M SO GLAD IT'S A MOVIE!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #772 - WRITTEN BY: MOGEL - 8/2/99 ]
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