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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #758
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "BREATHE OUT. NOW."
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Ashtray Heart
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/24/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Polish your seafood very well with a dishrag. Make it good and
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shiny. Look at your lungs. Rip open your ribcage and look at them. Stand
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in front of a mirror. Rub the mirror against your chest, getting blood
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and entrails all over it. Stick your finger in the little streaks of blood
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left on the mirror and rub it around. Make doodles. Pour vinegar over
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your own head, and run around the earth backwards until you become wine.
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Consecrate yourself. Bury your knee in a wonded heart and lick it. Make
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clicking noises with your tongue. Fall down, play human. Apply
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tourniquets liberally. Rip a rubber band into at least twelve pieces.
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Draw a pentagram and lie on the floor naked in the middle of it while
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partygoers in Richard Nixon masks scatter prescription drugs in gaussian
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patterns around you. Perform divination with Boggle. Speak with a lisp,
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Wear iron pants. Blade. Build a miniature replica of "The Rack" to put
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hot dogs on. Count to seven.
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You know very well what to do.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #758-WRITTEN BY: ASHTRAY HEART-7/24/99 ]
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