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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #752
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Clouds, Picnics, & Colors"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Mogel
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/24/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Hello, i'm Mogel, and I'm a potato. My special friend aster demanded
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I write a text file in 30 minutes. I spend the first 20 minutes talking on
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IRC. Here's what I did with the remaining 10 minutes. I'm not using my
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time very effectively.
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One day clouds and picnics and colors got together to write a story.
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The story was about clouds and picnics and colors. Clouds and picnics and
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colors are not very good at writing stories. They are novice authors at
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best. Sure, they tried to read Henry James, like we all do, but it was
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so difficult and boring and *pointless*.
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Picnics were particularly adamant (Adam Ant?) about this point. They
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were more of the swashbucklin' wacky-ass Mark Twain type. They were more
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apt to the delightful wit and use middle American dialect. He hung a
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gigantic poster of OKAY but OKAY but overtop of his WINDOW.
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Clouds didn't give a pooper scooper about writing stories. They
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were painters! They painted pictures of things and got so wrapped up in
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things and things that they painted that they ate themselves up and then
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cried and fell into a hole. Clouds was particularly fond of America's
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Ashtray Realism movement, which, of course, was completely stupid. Clouds
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was a genius, though, because. Just because.
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I don't know anything about Colors. I like green.
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Why do armpits smell exactly like taco salad? This really bugs me.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #752 - WRITTEN BY: MOGEL - 7/24/99 ]
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