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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #740
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Flamingd24"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Neko
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 7/16/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Flamingd24: he sexy whats cookin
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neko31337: uh, who are you?
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Flamingd24: ur dream come true
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neko31337: oh, i see.
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Flamingd24: u better,,,, i can't believe u dont remember me... i'm hurt :(
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neko31337: um, what's your name?
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Flamingd24: nicole,,, come on jon u know better
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neko31337: nicole who?
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neko31337: i know too many people named nicole
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Flamingd24: we'll talk and u think about it, k?
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Flamingd24: so how've u been lately
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neko31337: i have been pretty ok...uh, did i go to school with you? or work
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with you? or...?
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neko31337: how've you been (not that i have anything to compare it to, as i
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don't know who you are)
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Flamingd24: ur getting there, i'm great, i've moved on since u broke my
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heart but hey shit happens right?!
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neko31337: i broke your heart? i don't remember anyone named nicole whose
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heart i could've possibly intentionally broken.
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neko31337: of course, i guess there's always the unintentional breaking of
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hearts...like when you crush on someone and you see them talking
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to someone else...you don't even pause to investigate -- your
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heart is already shattered into a million pieces and you're
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scurrying around to pick them up before they're gone forever.
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Flamingd24: just pretend like u realize who i am so i'm no longer aching
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neko31337: oh, HI, nicole, sorry about breaking your heart! glad to hear
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you're doing fine!
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neko31337: now would you be so kind as to tell me who you are and how i know
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you so i don't feel like i'm talking to a complete stranger?
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neko31337: you knoew, i just mispelled hurt as heart. crazy, huh?
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Flamingd24: u did?
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neko31337: yeah, when i was talking to someone in another window.
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Flamingd24: oh i understand
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neko31337: this feels like some silly hoax, since you're not willing to
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reveal how i know you or anything...
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neko31337: i'm sure if i know you as well as you make me out to know you,
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i'll feel super embarassed and will be licking your feet for
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forgiveness when you tell me...so, out with it!
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Flamingd24: didn't u work at hilander
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neko31337: yes
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Flamingd24: and remember me yet?
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neko31337: i remember someone named nicole working at hilander, but i don't
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remember knowing her very well at all. i remember her being quite
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pretty, though.
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neko31337: whether that is you or not, i have no idea...
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Flamingd24: well that wan't me
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neko31337: you didn't work at hilander or you're not pretty?
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neko31337: or none of the above?
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Flamingd24: i'll tell u what i look like and u guess, k?
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Flamingd24: not pretty
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neko31337: whatever works for you
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Flamingd24: i'm tall
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Flamingd24: reddish hair
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Flamingd24: green eyes
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neko31337: & did you work at hilander?
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Flamingd24: thin,
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Flamingd24: yes
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Flamingd24: not any more though
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neko31337: where did you work?
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Flamingd24: hilander
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Flamingd24: with u
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neko31337: no no, where in hilander
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Flamingd24: do u still smoke
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Flamingd24: as a cashier
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neko31337: i still smoke
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neko31337: is your name really nicole?
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Flamingd24: bad habbit
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neko31337: no kiddinh...do you smoke?
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neko31337: when did you work at hilander?
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Flamingd24: why ur catching on ... so come on out with it ....who am i?
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neko31337: you are nicole!
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Flamingd24: over xmas was the last time i saw u
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neko31337: you told me that already, silly
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neko31337: i don't suppose you have a picture you could send me to refresh
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my memory, do you?
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neko31337: i only remember working with one person named nicole
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neko31337: and you already said you're not her.
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Flamingd24: yes but my names not nicole
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neko31337: -oh-.
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neko31337: so it's all an elaborate hoax
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Flamingd24: u got me hooked on cigs
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Flamingd24: remember
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neko31337: haha
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neko31337: jennifer.
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Flamingd24: is that really the clue that gave it away?
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neko31337: yes.
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Flamingd24: shouldn't have said that but i was starting to pity u
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neko31337: so what was the point of all this?
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Flamingd24: my profile does say nicole though sorry if u read that
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neko31337: i don't have aol, i had someone else read it for me.
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Flamingd24: just dropped in to say hello
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neko31337: that was the psycho-est hello in the world.
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Flamingd24: i quite the individual u know,,,, also i was jk about me smoking
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thats gross
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neko31337: sigh
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neko31337: i was really wondering whose heart i had broken for awhile.
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Flamingd24: i was kiddding about that too
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neko31337: oh well
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Flamingd24: dont get all big headed now
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neko31337: too late for that
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neko31337: i need to go to sleep now, i have to work at 8am. next time don't
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be a stranger.
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Flamingd24: i wont, later
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epilogue: my ex-girlfriend and her friends are stupid.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #740 - WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 7/16/99 ]
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