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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #688
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Manuel's Good Night"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Trilobyte
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/14/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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i called up my friend jorge and i was like "man, dood, this shit's
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fucked up" because i was all depressed and shit. and he like listened to me
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and shit, because i was goin on and on and on about all that shit that was
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goin on, and he just sat there and listened. dude, my shit's so fucked up
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right now. i gotta like figure out somethin to commit to, like drugs or a
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woman or school or a job or like SOMETHING because i ain't committed to
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anything right now. i mean, like, can you really be committed to a woman
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and a school and all that shit all at the same time? cos, i mean, it's like
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you gotta work at the school shit, and you gotta like spend time with the
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woman, and sometimes you really really just wanna be with the woman and like
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FUCK damn schoolwork, know what i'm sayin?
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it's a tough as hell thing to like decide if you should work or you
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should focus on the woman, because if the woman don't get enough your
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attention, she gonna split. but then if you spent too much time with the
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woman, you ain't gonna be workin much, 'n she isn't gonna wanna be with you
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& shit. no woman dig a man who ain' got no job, unless she a lazy bitch
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too.
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'n jorge knew all what shit i was in and he say "yo, dood, you come
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over here man, we get this shit all worked out." so i hop in my ride and
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cruise over to jorge's and i walk in and his padre is on the couch drinkin'
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margueritas and his life be goin down the drain, you know what'm sayin?
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that ol man just keep gettin older and he ain' doin no thing about that
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shit. i mean, he jus' sit on dat couch and drink and get all drunk and
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spout bullshit about dumbass things, and he all sad'n shit, but he could
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get up and go out and so somethin. so what if his ol lady left 'im? that
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weren't why he started drinkin'. drinkin' is what he been doin since he
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turn forty, that musta been 5 fuckin' years before his woman left his sorry
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ass. and if he'd stop that dank ass shit, his life'd turn 'n be all good.
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but he all fucked up by now, i mean, _any_ little thing get to that
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man. two days ago his TV busted cos he watch the damn thing too much. 'n
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he sit there an' don't believe the shit happen. 'n he's all drunk off his
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ass and starin at his busted TV 'n jorge come upstairs and he says "eh,
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padre, wha's happening?" 'n his father turns his head over to jorge 'n he
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just puke all over the couch 'n he pass out.
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i guess later he took the tv outside and kick a whole through the
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side. useless drunkass.
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so anyways i walk into jorge's house and his dad's on the couch 'n
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shit and i go downstairs to jorge's room and he's got this chicky down
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there. and then i look over to my right and there's another chicky. 'n
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he's like "manuel, we be all set for tonight, dood!" and he hand me a
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corona and i drink and i sit next to my chicky and, man, she was fine, and i
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says "eh, girl, we gotta worry about commitment?" and she says "shih.
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what's commitment?" and jorge's over there makin it with his chicky so i
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look at my chicky and i grab her breast with my right hand, beer in my left,
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and i leaned over, stuck my tongue hard in her mouth... man, she was fine.
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and shit. that was one good as hell night.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #688 - WRITTEN BY: TRILOBYTE - 6/14/99 ]
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