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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #674
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Hog"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Shoe
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Dedicated to my mom and dad because they love me.
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Chapter 1
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THE HOG
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One day a girl named sammy was at a new school. It was her first day
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and she couldn't predict what was to come of it. She got to school and met
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her teacher. Her teacher was a hog.
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Chapter 2
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THE MATH ASSIGHNMENT
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After about an hour of school math period began. The math
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assighnment was the whole math book!
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Chapter 3
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YUCKO!
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For lunch Sammy went to the cafeteria. She sat down with her insane
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friend Becky. They were forced to eat brusselsprouts and brocoli. They
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hated it very much.
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Chapter 4
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Recess
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When they went out to recess the evil duty Mel gave them detention
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slips. They were mortified and did not know what to do because they had
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never been in truble before. They went to the principals office and had a
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chat with him. He was dissapointed in Sammy because it was her first day of
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school.
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Chapter 5
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Music
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That day in music Sammy had fun playing the percussion instruments.
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She played the suprano xylophone and the alto metalophone. She had the most
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wonderful time. After music Sammy went home and told her mom about her
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horrible and wonderful day.
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Chapter 6
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Day 2
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One the second day Sammy went to school and had a wonderful terrible
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day.
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Chapter 7
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Day 3
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On the thrid day Sammy went to school and had a wonderful terrible
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day.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #674 - WRITTEN BY: SHOE - 6/9/99 ]
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