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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #671
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "The Story of the Lost Cluster"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Anjee
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/9/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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on may 21st, my computer decided to write a short story while i was
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waiting for it to boot back up. since none of you have had the pleasure to
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meet my dear computer, i'm assuming i will have to interpret it's work.
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"ScanDisk has found a lost cluster.
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-> cluster was no doubt different. some would even say crazy.
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because of his unstable state of mind, cluster was rejected
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everywhere he went. pitying the poor loon, mommy and daddy
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cluster decided that this would be the last time he would be
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subjected to rejection. within a few days after the execution of
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the their believed fool-proof plan, cluster became more and more
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suicidal. he figured out that mommy cluster and daddy cluster
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did not "just leave to get sister cluster", but instead left him
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to get depressed and kill himself. so there he was, just
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floating around aimlessly in anjee's hard drive, which later
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resulted in cluster getting lost.
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Mr ScanDisk was taking a walk one bright sunny day and stumbled
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upon our lost cluster friend who was hungry and wearing rags.
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cluster was sitting under c:\cdpro\ and did not want to be
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bothered. he was trying to bore himself to death, but MrScanDisk
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ruined his suicide attempt. in a fit of rage, cluster bolted
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over and started punching the piss out of him. Of course this
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upset Mr ScanDisk, but he refused to react because of his kind
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and caring nature. also, based on the fact that he knew no
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cluster would normally wander around alone, he guessed that
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something bad might've happened to cluster.
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This cluster was probably a directory at one time.
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-> lets travel back in time. cluster started out by being a
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directory. he then got kidnapped by the feared BADSECTOR evil
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scientists who gave him all sorts of potions and tortured him
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in every single possible way. poor cluster.
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after what seemed like forever spent with the evil scientists,
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he was found and returned to his home. the potions affected his
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brain and he began acting weird and saying silly stuff. later
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that day they found a total of 4 dead bodies and all pointed
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the finger at cluster, but no arrests were made. actually, no
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one but cluster's parents dared to approach him.
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The directory has been recovered."
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-> the nice ScanDisk man took cluster into his home, fed, bathed
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and clothed him. shortly after, cluster got rid of his shyness
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and began trusting others, he would talk Mr ScanDisk's ear off
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about anything he could think of. he even admitted how he
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flushed some girl named tasha's hamsters (pissant and baxter)
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down the toilet.
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*pause*
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:(
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*resume*
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the nice kind man thought cluster's behavior resembled his from
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a long time ago when HE was captured by the BADSECTOR evil
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scientists. he then remembered that he concocted a cure. he
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immediately ran to his exe and brought it to cluster. trusting
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Mr ScanDisk, cluster took the claimed "remedy" and was magically
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poofed back into a directory. nobody ever rejected him anymore,
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his parents accepted cluster back into their exe and he became
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lifelong friends with Mr ScanDisk. everybody lived happily
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ever after. the end.
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mY baWX 0wNZ!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #671 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 6/9/99 ]
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