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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #666
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`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
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888 888 888 888 888 "Fifty-Nine Different Ways
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8 To Say Vagina"
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Styx
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 5/31/99
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o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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My job is hard.
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To celebrate this, my two bosses and I came up with a game to make it
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harder; for one whole month, each of us would have to come up with one word
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for "vagina." It went from April 20th, 1999 - May 20th, 1999. Of course,
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it should've amounted to ninety-three synonyms, but Jordan and Ray just
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couldn't hold up to their end of the bargain because they go fishing a lot
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and it makes them stupid.
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This is the culmination of our month's work.
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For those who don't know me, I'm Matt.
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Show this to your girlfriend.
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04-20-99 : Matt - Cunt
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Ray - Pussy
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Jordan - Snapper
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04-21-99 : Matt - Twat
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Ray - Box
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Jordan - Hairpie
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04-22-99 : Matt - Slot
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Ray - The "V"
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Jordan - Love Box
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04-23-99 : Matt - Love Canal
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Ray - Moist Spot
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Jordan - Hole
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04-24-99 : Matt - Clam
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Ray - Cherry
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Jordan - Punnani
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04-25-99 : Matt - Quim
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Ray - The Drapes
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Jordan - V-Box
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04-26-99 : Matt - Muff
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Ray - Pustada
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Jordan - Cooze
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04-27-99 : Matt - Putang
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Ray - Love Slit
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Jordan - Recepticle
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04-28-99 : Matt - Cockpit
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Ray - Well
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Jordan - Beaver
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04-29-99 : Matt - Cooch
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Ray - Gash
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Jordan - Cooter
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04-30-99 : Matt - Flower
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Ray - Bearded Clam
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Jordan - Snatch
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05-01-99 : Matt - Velvet Glove
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Ray - Shaft
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Jordan -
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05-02-99 : Matt - Humpwrinkle
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Ray - Wet Sleeve
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Jordan -
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05-03-99 : Matt - Lips
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Ray - Kitty Cat
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Jordan -
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05-04-99 : Matt - Fishtunnel
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Ray - Love Nest
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Jordan -
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05-05-99 : Matt - Slit
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Ray - Cum Catcher
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Jordan -
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05-06-99 : Matt - Slop Spot
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Ray - Trim
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Jordan -
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05-07-99 : Matt - Heat Cavern
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-08-99 : Matt - Mothership
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-09-99 : Matt - Saltlick
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-10-99 : Matt - Creampuff
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-11-99 : Matt - Unit Clamp
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-12-99 : Matt - Flaps
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-13-99 : Matt - Cocksocket
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-14-99 : Matt - Camel Toe
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-15-99 : Matt - Naughty Bits
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-16-99 : Matt - Crotch
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-17-99 : Matt - Special No-No Spot
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-18-99 : Matt - Goo Chute
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-19-99 : Matt - Slime Slide
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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05-20-99 : Matt - The Perfect Place To Put Your Boner
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Ray -
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Jordan -
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #666 - WRITTEN BY: STYX - 5/31/99 ]
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