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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #633
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888 888 888 888 888 "I Suck, Part 2"
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I suck a whole lot. Sometimes it's on a straw. Other times, it's
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on a lollipop. If i'm feeling randy and naughty, I'll suck a popsicle. If
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there's a naked man standing around, I just might suck his hard wooden
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shaft.
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Ooooh yeah. I suck a whole bunch of DICKS. SLURP SLURP SLURP!
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I just can't seem to get enough of that penis sucking. All I do all
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day long, if I'm not milking clean a juicy cock, you bet I'm dreaming about
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it. Suck suck suck, that's all I seem to ever do.
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Why, I might even suck yours, too.
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So you better watch out and tuck your Mr. Winkies far away, because
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I suck. I suck a whoooooole lot, and sometimes I get a little out of
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control and suck right through denim. It's just that crazy. Zany. A
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little bit wacky.
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I'm a wacky girl. Wackity wack wack wacky, wackydee.
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And someday, I just have this ferocious dream of sucking out of a
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gigantic straw, just like, the biggest straw in the world. This straw
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could also be a penis. I'm just not sure. But I'm gonna suck it, I do
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nothing better, I'm telling you buddy.
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Sometimes I get people yelling at me to stop sucking, cuz you know,
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it was like an hour and I just couldn't stop sucking, it's like my mouth
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was out of control, it was on FIRE BABY and nothing could control the
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intense vacuum from within. It was a suckathon in my own little happy
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smiley mouth. I don't even remember what I was sucking. I think it was a
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vanilla milkshake. I swear, vanilla milkshakes are the ultimate in
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sucking, especially the ones from Burger King that have no flavor. They
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just taste like White. White nothing. White milky frozen mix.
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But that was kind of a tangent. Well not really, because I was
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still carrying on about the whole sucking thing, and that's the intent of
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this little tirade, to talk about how much I suck. And how much I like
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sucking.
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However, this whole suck thing is getting rather repetitive. Maybe
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I should just describe precisely how I suck. Yes.
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First, I wrap my juicy red lips around the suckable object. If this
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object is too large for me to wrap my lips around, then I will succumb and
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not suck on it. Of course, this would then qualify it as being
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non-suckable, and not in this category anyway, so it should completely be
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omitted from the description herein.
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Second, I create a pressure difference so that the
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air/plastic/skin/what not is driven intensely close to the
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skin/tongue/saliva/what not inside my mouth. The difference in pressure
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actually pushes, since I was once informed repeatedly that nothing sucks,
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it simply pushes. But that's certainly neither here nor there, brings back
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horrible teenage traumatic memories, and pisses me off a whole lot.
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Third, I complete the entire sucking process, although I don't
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really think that's a step at all, I just tossed that in there because
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otherwise it would say first and second and just look altogether lame
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without a third.
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And ta-da, I suck. And I don't even need five dollars. Don't know
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why those vietnamese hookers do.
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But anyways, it's really fun. I still am not quite sure why but
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sucking gives me intense pleasure. Sometimes I will gaze longingly at a
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soda straw and dream about the happiness I achieve while sucking. I will
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suck a milkshake until I have blower's cramp.
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Wait a minute, why do they call it blower's cramp, I mean crimini I
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wasn't blowing, I was sucking. I don't care how you twist it, any way
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shape or form, but that's not blowing. Why are things so stupid like that.
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Like, why is it that when it's kind of nippy outside, people say it's
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"chilly" but "chili" and "Chile" are two very hot things? That makes no
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sense and rather annoys me much.
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All I really want is to suck in peace and quiet. And smile and do
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that thing I do, all happy and suckfilled and smiling. I just wish I
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didn't suck so much.
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Sigh. Slurp.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #633 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 5/11/99 ]
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