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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #563
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888 888 888 888 888 "Real, Not Real"
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888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
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888 888 888 888 888 " by Unrelated
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888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/11/99
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You know, there are things in life that aren't real, that are real,
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and things that are real that think they aren't, and aren't but think they
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are. For example, take this once frivolous, but now serious concept into
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min, suck on it for a while, then reject it, like a new one celled organism
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released into the blood stream.
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U.F.O's, Aliens, Area 51, and BULLSHIT!!
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ok, do you see where this is going? All 4 of these things match,
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the real/not real senarios.
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U.F.O.'s: Unidentified Flying Object. If you were to see a
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blinking light flying high above you up in the sky and not see the metal
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wings/propellers/or hear a noise from it, it's a ufo. However, it does not
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mean that it is a visiting spacecraft from another planet, in feact, even
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if it were to suddenly "disapear" that would mean it's either, gone behind
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some clouds up in the upper atmosphere, or, now, don't run away, a
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satelite!!! OH WOW!! Do you know how many fucking sattelites are up in
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the earths orbit right now? Well, I don't, but I know it's alot, and that
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you can see them.... (Real = U.F.O.)
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Aliens: Now, I'm not talking refugees migrating from kosovo,
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(though, it is pretty shitty). I'm talking about other worldy beings
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visiting our planet... NO CHANCE!!!! If you would like to see the
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statistics for an actual... well, just look it up in one of my favorite
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books, (I know you know how to read, other words you wouldn't be looking
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at this right now) "Cosmos" by Carl Sagan. (Aliens on Earth = Not Real.)
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Area 51: NOT THE VIDEO GAME!! There is an actual place, out in the
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desert somewhere called Area 51, however, it is for, well, I'm not sure,
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we've all heard rumors, but, the government keeps denying that it's around,
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or, that weapons testing is going on, or whatever RUMOR happens to pop up
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there, the government would like us to think that it wasn't there, but it
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is. (hey, for fun, start your own innovative rumor bout Area 51, back it
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up with some type of government money being spent on the unknowns, and
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write a book about it, neat huh?). (Area 51 = Real, Wanted to be "not
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real".)
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BULLSHIT: Def. #1 -- Waste material excreted from the anal cavaity
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of a bull.
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Def. #2 -- A statement or sentence/comment/etc that has
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been given, or heard, that is not true. i.e. -- "I wuz
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abduct'd by som' o 'dem aliens and they did som' awfly
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pervers' things t' me.", Billy-Joe-Bob from the trailer
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court. (Not REal, but pretends to be.)
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Now, you have either thought about or have been thinking, "Well,
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what about Roswel, New Mexico?"
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My Answer is this: Think about it. You're from a really small
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town, the population is dying, money is going out of the town, and the
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people are unhappy. Oh look, one of the governments toys broke and landed
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near our town. Wow, look at all that activity, and wow, look at those
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pretty lights. Hmmmm... "I saw some flashing lights", "I saw some strange
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looking writing", "Oh yeah, well I saw a creature walk out"..."blah blaj
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blah". Tourism in Roswell is HUGE! Money is flowing in, and the place is
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now extremely famous throughout the world. And look at all the money
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they're making, not only the people there, but all the company's that
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would like to make money off stupid people. i.e. alien posters, clothes,
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lighters, stuffed animals, toys, cartoons... etc, etc.
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In closing, I would like to say... GROW UP!!! You're not special,
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aliens don't happen, and your mother was a goat, what are you gonna do
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about it, huh?
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #563 - WRITTEN BY: UNRELATED - 4/11/99 ]
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