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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #491 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "In Search of BigDaddy" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Paganini !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 3/3/99 !!
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Okay. If your screen name is STUD4U... you might be a lost cause.
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Picture this. It is late. It is midnight. I am checking my email
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on the all too wonderful Aol network. I am happy. I worked all day. I
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am tired. I am weak, but I am also so very happy. Then it happens... my
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screen slows down... and all of a sudden... (dun dun dun) the IM appears.
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(No. You must keep reading.)
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Ask me what it says. "What does it say Sara Mann?" Well, it
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says "AGE? SEX?" and it is from someone named BIGSTUD. This happens to
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me just about every night. Of course the person is not always BIGSTUD.
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Sometimes it is 2Hot4U or Stud4U. The names vary but it is funny how the
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line is usually always the same. This would not bug me so much if my
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screen name were not Sarah10155. Met a lot of guys named Sarah lately?
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I have not. Another thing... what kind of line is AGE? SEX? What kind
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of line is that? You know, women just lay around wearing dresses, waiting
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for their pies to get done baking, and darning socks, thinking "God, I
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just wish some guy would approach me some day and say `AGE? SEX?'." Yes,
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that is what we dream about. Why, I remember back in school we used to
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sit around dreaming of the day our Prince Charming would come over on his
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horse, ride off with us into the glorious sunset only to whisper in our
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ears "AGE? SEX?" Wouldn't it be funny if people approached each other in
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person like that?
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Another thing. People lie. If I am going to talk to anyone on a
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strictly internet basis I am not ever going to trust them It's just a
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fact. People lie. I mean, if you just got home from your Dudgeons and
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Dragons club meeting; you're sitting around in old tight sweat pants,
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eating twinkies, and chain smoking, are you honestly going to describe
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yourself? No. You're going to advertise yourself as a buff, young,
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athletic guy who just likes to hang out. And the 'What are you wearing'
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question is a whole new issue. I'll tell you what... if you ask me what
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I am wearing over the internet... even if I am dressed in the largest
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parka you have ever seen, even if I am wearing wool in every imaginable
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place... I will tell you that I am naked. First of all, if you have asked
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me that... you are not worth describing my clothes over, and second of
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all... isn't that the desired response? Who asks that question to hear
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something like "Well, I just got this sweater from Lands End, and I am
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wearing it with the matching pants, which really set off the blue in my
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loafers..." No one wants to hear that. No. There are actually people in
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this world that believe that by searching things like member directories
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they will actually find some intelligent, sweet, wonderful super model who
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just happens to be sitting around wearing something lacy or nothing at
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all... waiting for someone named Stud4U to come along and change her life.
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People actually believe this.
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And what is with the whole Cyber sex deal, eh? What is with that?
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Have you ever looked into the member chats at the people connection? A
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friend of mine showed me the titles one day. There are some sick, sick
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people out there and the sad thing is that they actually find that sort of
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thing satisfying. It is satisfying to them to communicate via computer
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with someone they a) have know idea the gender of, b) have no idea the age
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of, and c) have no idea their relation to this person. I mean wouldn't it
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just freak you out if you got of the internet and later one day realized
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that the person talking dirty to you was your Uncle Harold? That's reason
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enough for counseling right there. I have read articles about people who
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have fallen in love over the internet. For the most part they are 17 year
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old boys and sad 30 year old women. It's just a sad sad sad affair.
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Okay. This did not really go any where. I think my point (is there
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one?) Is do not pick up people over the internet. Do not do it. Do not
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pick me up over the internet. Leave me alone. I do not want your
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pornography. Yes. That is it. I do not want your pornography. So,
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friends, the next time someone approaches you over the internet just stop
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and think about who you are talking to. Consider their age. Are you
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talking to a twelve year old? Are you talking to a scary old man?
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Consider their sex. Are you communicating with some strange gay dude or
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are you talking to some very confused individual? Consider their
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location. Are they across the street in the seemingly innocent van? Are
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they one of your classmates... the one who stares across the room at you
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and turns very quickly each time you wave the restraining order? All of
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these are important factors when deciding whether to love or to not
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love... over the world wide web. I do not want your pornography. Thank
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you and God bless America.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #491, WRITTEN BY: PAGANINI - 3/3/99 !!
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