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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #473 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "The Grinch That Could Not !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: Pleasure Himself" !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> Hardcore 2/3/99 !!
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And now for our featured presentation...........
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"The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure himself"
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Every Virgin
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Down in VirginVille
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Liked their Pureness a lot.
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But the Grinch
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Who lived just north
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Did NOT!
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The Grinch hated virgins! No matter what season
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Now, please do not ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
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It could be that his head wasn't being pleasured just right.
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It could be, perhaps, that the virgins were too tight.
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But I think that the most likely reason of all
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May have been that his penis was two sizes too small.
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All the virgin girls and boys
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Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush right for their
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And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
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That's the one thing he hated! The Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
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And Then
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They'd do something He liked least of all!
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Ever virgin down in virgin-ville, the tall and the small,
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Would stand close together, and play with themselves.
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They'd play! And they'd Play
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And they'd PLAY! PLAY! PLAY! PLAY!
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And the more the Grinch thought of this, he almost shot a big load
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The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this or I'll explode!
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Why for sixty-nine years I've put up with it now!
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I must stop myself from coming!
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But HOW?"
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Then he got an idea!
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An Awful Idea!
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The Grinch
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GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
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He'd end his pointless miserable life.
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The End
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many std's you will most likely receive if you decide to meet with the
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people through our phone service. This means if your penis starts oozing
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it. And may god have pity on your soul.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #473, WRITTEN BY: HARDCORE - 2/3/99 !!
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