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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #437 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Boogiemen Are Scary" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/15/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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this is about boogiemen. they live in voids and wind and dark.
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there are many different kinds that do many different scary things.
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there is the standard, run-of-the-mill kind that comes on dark
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and windy nights to little kids windows. these ones have no name but
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they are the most commonly known.
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the soul-eating kind
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these are the most most dangerous, but don't worry, they are very
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rare. since the great oblig defeated most of them in a battle many
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thousands of years ago since then they only come out on the very very
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very worst nights and only prey on the certain people that they chose
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their henchmen and spys are the invisible harmless kinds.
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the furry kind
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the furry kind is espeacialy evil because it has all the cute
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little furry animals as it's friends and helpers. so beware of bunnys,
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kittens, puppies... big feirce bears are much better to become friends
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with of dinaosoursa or something of that not-furry-cuddly sort.
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the kart-wheel kind
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you can eat these ones. they are yummie. they taste good in
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crab cakes or grillled chesse sandwhiches, but becareful that you only
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use a special trap when you kill them because otherwise they will swallow
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you whole and yucky poo.
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the blue kind (with orange eyes)
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they're bad cause blue is yucky. they are pretty harmless...
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they cannot see you unless you are wearing orange.
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the invisible harmless kind (the only harmless ones)
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they are spys for the yucky bad kind that eat your soul. beware
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they cannot hurt you but can tell the bad ones where you are.
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the ping-pong-ball kind
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these ones are very veyr veyr rare you can only find them in
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three places: thailand, LITTLE TINY BOXES VERY VEYR TINY AND the
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packages for certain ed gorey books but they can poke your eyes and ears
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and mouths and kill you.
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the hijkljfiuwefns kind
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not much is known about these.
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they came from the moon but like to live here better. it is
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paradise for them here. they like to eat apple pie and apple juice and
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apple crisp and anythign apples. they also like beet juice. they like
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to poisen orange juice that people drink.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #437, WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 1/15/99 !!
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