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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #412 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Seaya !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/10/99 !!
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This past week I went to Minneapolis for the Alpha Phi Omega
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national conference (see http://www.apo.org/ i think). Then after the
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conference I stayed with my friend Katie who I had met in Scotland.
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Minneapolis is fucking freezing. For the hotel portion of my stay
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there were convenient "skywalks" which connected the whole city. I met
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lots of people and didn't leave the two hotels which housed our
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conference.
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I watched Xena warrior princess a lot and became entranced.
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One morning I woke up and the girl I was sharing a bed with,
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Megan, was scratching my back. Later she did not remember and blushed
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when I mentioned it. She had been half asleep and thought I was her
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boyfriend. She is a really good back scratcher.
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I met a bunch of mad irc-ers like myself, 'cept they hang out
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in #aposoc. Now I have a new channel to hang out in. fUn
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Anyhow, I met some people who were just as weird as me and the
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h0ef0lk.
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Then I stayed with Katie. Katie drives a zamboni. But she
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doesn't do it well, so she's quiting. She's sleepy and a vegetarian
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but she's not Soybean.
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It was so cold that when we walked from her work at the rink to
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her house her nose ring was stinging!
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We saw this movie and everywhere we went there were lovely beings
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with elven locks about their heads. Such eye candy in such a cold cold
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city.
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Katie lives in a section near the U of M called Dinkytown. No
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joke. It lives up to its name, but there are cool stores and cafes
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anyhow. Like 3 used clothing stores, 3 used CD stores, a comic/rpg
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shop, a student travel place, a breakfast place, a falafel place, an
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occult store, subway, pizza hut, a movie house, and several markets.
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Dinky but funky.
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I'd live there if I could stand it. 'cept katie says that wasn't
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the worst. She says that sometimes you walk down the street and your
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eyelashes stick together and the scarf sticks to you from the
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condensation of your mouth.
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I stayed in katie's room while she was at work reading Jeanette
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Winterson's oranges are not the only fruit and contemplating my life.
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Then I went shopping in Dinkytown. Got some CDs but couldn't find
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Dragon tarot.
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I had a good time in Minneapolis, but I froze my tits off!
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #412, WRITTEN BY: SEAYA - 1/10/99 !!
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