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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #407 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Daisy !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/7/99 !!
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You see, when you work at a gas station, there is a vast area of
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stupid fucks you have to put up with. For example, if one more fucking
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person tells me that the damn car wash didn't clean there car I am
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going to have to decapitate them and put there head in a bag with the
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head of my pathetic, annoying, and dumbass coworker, Matt. The
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customers car being clean is like the least of my worries in the
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wintertime because, let me tell you, the excitement of my day consists
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of being able to call Mercantile Bank and find out the temperature
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every hour on the hour! But, I normally do it like every five minutes,
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just to get away from looking at the faces of the stupid people and
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making Matt actually do his job because if you stand at the registers
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with him, he's bound to wander away and have a cigarette just as often
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as I call the bank. Now I can't let Matt have any enjoyment now can I?
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Back to the stupid customers. Okay, there is this one guy who
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is like fifty or something and coincidentally "visits" every time I am
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working. He tells my co-workers he will pay them off if they let them
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take me out. But one day, I looked at the asshole and said, very
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slowly so he would understand, "Okay, jack-off. I have a job to do
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here and I can't get it done with you here because the only thing on my
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mind is if I want to punch you in your face or call the cops with a
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sexual harassment charge?" I don't think he liked that too much
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because he walked away and hasn't been in since. Yeah, I probably
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could have gotten fired over that and all that good stuff, but fuck
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that! Those who know me, know better than to fuck with me and I just
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informed another useless soul to back off. I feel he learned his
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lesson and that was so my point!
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Then this other guy comes in like once a week with his kids, one
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who is like 12, a girl, and a 18 or 19 year old guy. He asks me how
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school is and every single fucking time he asks, "So you still with
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that guy?" The only way he knows is because my boyfriend was in there
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one day and must've noticed who he was. He keeps saying, "Well my boy
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is looking for someone. Do you think you'd drop your boyfriend for
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him?" Now whos damn business is it what I do in my personal life?
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What a dick!
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #407, WRITTEN BY: DAISY - 1/7/99 !!
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