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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #403 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Caitlin !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/7/99 !!
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In the year 2000, everything we know are reality is going to end.
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I've heard people talk all about this stuff about the world
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coming to an end.. armageddon... et cetera. I've come up with my own
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hypothesis, based on obvious facts presented directly to me.
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It all started a few days before New Years Ever, 1998. Everybody
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was running around, having a jolly ol' time with their friends, and
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families, seeing they had their holiday breaks...
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU SELFISH, SPOILED BRAT?!" my
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mother said, before running into her room, and slamming the door, harder
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then humanly possible.
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This, resulting from me getting ready to leave for a shopping
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trip, that she had known about, and not taking out the garbage which
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would take 5 minutes, but I preferred to finish what I was doing first.
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Now, this might not seem completely odd, but you don't know my
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mother. My mother, Kathy, is the sweetest, most kind, gentle, caring
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person alot of people will ever be fortunate enough to meet. Yes, I'm
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proud to call her my Mother, but indeed... that moment I felt like
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another teenager having their daily fight with her mother. It was
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scary, and most definately 'Odd.'
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Another example was my friend's mother freaking out on her, for
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the oddest things. Then there was my other friend, who's mother is
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usually inconsiderete and actually tried to have a conversation with
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her... or even better... her stepdad spent over one hundred dollars,
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buying her things for her new hamster, when he used to yell at her about
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every little thing.
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My friend and I thought about all these little things, and
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decided that they weren't the only ones acting strange. We examined
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everyone... our friend, who was notorious for sucking over 100 penises,
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is monogamous as of recently. Also, her younger sister has gotten
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completely irrational and make-believe like. My father has quit being
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completely submissive to my mother, my once kkk meeting attending
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friend is now accepting black people into her life, not only as
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associates, but as friends, and even... equals! My happy go-lucky choir
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teacher has been acting quite weird for almost this whole school year,
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and my devout straight edge friend got drunk and stoned on her birthday.
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So, in examining all of this in great detail, i realized even I
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was acting strange.. i've been self concious and nervous, and most of
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all.. i've been craving _security_!
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People tell us that the world is going to end in the year 2000.
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_MY_ theory is, the world as we know it will end, or the world as the
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human race once knew it will end. But, the neat thing is... it could
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mean anything. What if aliens land and take over? or, if they teach us
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new ways about life, civilization.. anything. But what I do know, is
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that everyone is changing, and rapidly. 1999 is the year of the
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apocalypse. The pre-destruction of the earth is going to result in
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some pretty fucked up shit. It's goin' down.
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"This is our warning. Revolution starts on the inside."
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #403, WRITTEN BY: CAITLIN - 1/7/99 !!
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