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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #380 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Want My Fucking Anubi" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Avenger !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/25/98 !!
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seriously.
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what the hell is the plural for all the egyptian god names?
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horus? would that be hori? they're's FUNGI. I want my fucking
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HORI. I want my ANUBI, too.
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i contemplated this for quite a while before I took action. the
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webster's dictionary lists the plural as 'anubises'.
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anubises my fucking ass.
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(maybe at this point, i should have just shut the fuck up and
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let it go, but that wouldn't be a very good e'zine article, and it
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wouldn't be very much fun, either. i decided to take action and call
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the company that publishes webster's dictionary.)
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me: uh. your dictionary says the plural of anubis is anubises. that's
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fucking wrong.
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guy: uhm, what?
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me: your stupid fucking dictionary. it incorrectly lists the plural
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of 'anubis' as 'anubises.' (going out of my way to curse.)
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guy: i doubt it, sir.
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me: you stupid fascist ansi-artist. listen to me. change the
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dictionary.
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guy: <hangs up>
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i pondered this for a minute, before I yet again decided to take
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_action_. man, i'm so witty. i take action so much. you should
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probably see me as a role model. yeah.
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i marched right into irc, and headed for #egypt. to make a long
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story short, i got banned after a long string of questions regarding
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anubis.
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stupid fucking anubis.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #380 - WRITTEN BY: AVENGER - 12/25/98 !!
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