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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #369 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "What Really Happened at Christmas" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Avenger !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/22/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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A long time ago, g0d was bored.
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"y0, uh, g0d. the people want a savior and shit," said an angel.
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g0d scratched his head and thought. there was this chick named
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mary that he was going with at the time, and he decied to have her pop
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out a baby, and it would be the savior that the people wanted.
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so, uhm, he gave it to mary.
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9 months later, mary was walking around somewhere in israel.
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"man..israel sure does suck." she said. suddenly, her stomach
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started to shake violently.
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"that goddamn g0d. i guess i'm having his baby and stuff. so,
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uh, phear."
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anyway, after she had the baby, some werid fucking stars
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appeared in the sky. some mogi came wandering along, wondering why the
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fuck the stars were so bright.
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"hey, bitch. turn those fucking stars off. i'm trying to haq
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something," said a mogi.
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"whoa. mogi? like, mogel? are you his ancestors or something?
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do you guys read h0e?"
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"guh. you dipshit. we own h0e. except now it's called
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'hormonally overcharged ethiopians.'"
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"so, did you bring gifts or something? this is g0d's s0n.
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chr1st."
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the mogi handed her some sand, a back issue of cDc, and a piece
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of murmur's burnt flesh.
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"what the fuck is this?! you lame-asses! i want real gifts!"
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the mogi shrugged and walked off. mary read the issue of cDc,
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and was inspired to make a bomb. she later blew her stupid fucking
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head off.
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g0d was pretty pissy. he whined that chr1st was their savior,
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and stuff would be elite from now on. instead, it was more like h3ll.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #369 - WRITTEN BY: AVENGER - 12/22/98 !!
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