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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #357 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Sad Days" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Aster !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/19/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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one day the little lamb said to the pig:
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"we should run away!"
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so the pig packed his bags so he could run away.
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then he found out his good friend the little lamb had been sold.
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he was crushed. all he knew to exist was gone and broken and destroyed
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so he walked to the very end of the field and climbed over the tall
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fence that was supposed to keep him in then he kept walking and passed
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over a bridge and through a valley. he stayed on the side of the road
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every night. one day, as he was crossing a large road, a drunk man in
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a jeep ran him over. the drunk man was hungry -- so was his pet wolf,
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so he took the pig home and made dinner.
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two days later he went to the doctor and found out he had some
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mysterious virus... then he died. he did not have very many friends
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and only his faithful wolf, kldsajfls, came when the poor wolf saw his
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dead owner in the casket. he broke the plastic cover and tore off his
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dead owner's head. with no place to live he wadered the streets eating
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lost wallets and eyeglasses.
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one day he wondered into a strange room with flashing lights and
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lots of people. it was hot and there was loud loud noise in the
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background. he was very sacred so he ran out side and jumped into a
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river. then he drowned, almost. a nice old lady in a wheel chair that
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had been parelized from the neck jumped in to try and save him. when
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she did this, she realized that she really was not frozen and that for
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many years doctors had been lieing to her. she now found most of the
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world to be very evil, so she stabbed her thigh with the fork she had
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been eating mashed potatoes with. when the ambliance came, her cat
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clawed their eyes out and ate them because the little old lady didn't
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know how to feed her cat.
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another ambliancce came soon. but it found a very unhappy thing.
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a dead old lady with mashed potatoes on her legs and a poisened cat and
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two amblience poeple with no eyes, just bloody stuff where they should
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have been. one of the ambliance peopel was a young man named Hendrik.
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he was already very depressed because of breaking up with his
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girlfriend who he loved very much. he tried to poke his own eyes out
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with the dead cats paws but his partner caught him and took him to a
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nice place with nice white rooms.
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and nice white beds.
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and nice white clothes.
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and nice white people.
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and nice white food.
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and a nice white life he lead.
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until he died.
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they barried him under a white tomb stone.
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in a white casket.
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wearing a white suit.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #357 - WRITTEN BY: ASTER - 12/19/98 !!
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