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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #243
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>> "Grumble. Grumble." <<
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by -> Scott S.
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Grumble. Grumble.
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Clearly the most difficult riddle to ever exist in a video game is that
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little "Grumble. Grumble." guy in the Legend of Zelda. You know the one. In
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the first quest before level 8. There's that little guy sitting in a room all
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by himself. And if you stab him he doesn't die, he just shoots fireballs out
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at you from those two little glowing flames next to him. The only way to get
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past was to give him the bait. That little clump of red meat on a bone served
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no other practical purpose but in this one place. Sure it was a fun toy to
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play around with, but so is mercury. That brings me to the point. First,
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there is.um.I guess there is no point. Just nostalgia. So what I'm saying is
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"Remember Zelda? Wasn't that cool? Weren't we cool back then when we finally
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beat Gannon and stabbed through the fire to get the princess? Yeah, we were.
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We were cool in our innocent youth. We were brash nogahide cowboys on a quest
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for justice!" Ok. That's all. The End.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #243 -- written by Scott S. -- 6/12/98 *
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