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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #207
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>> "Go To a Real Strip Club!" <<
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by -> Muze
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Why can't people be sensible?
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I was sitting in one of my classes watching the boy/girl couple fight
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over his birthday. He wanted to go to a strip club with his friends, she
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didn't agree. To make this more of a clear cut case, the strip club is Thee
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Body Shoppe in Lansing Illinois. If anyone has ever been there, they should
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know why this girl SHOULDN'T be getting upset. I'm not writting this from
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first hand experience, I've never been to a strip club. Girls are too
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classy for that.
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Back to the original subject, Thee Body Shoppe has a ten dollar cover
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charge, no alcohol, and lots of lesbians. Every man's dream right? Well,
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it would be if they served alcohol, but since it's an 18 and over club, they
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can't. Of course, maybe if they served food they could get a license, but
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that's besides the point. What fun is paying $10 to not drink, to not even
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get to brush up next to one of the strippers? The bouncers yell at you if
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your sleeve even touches one of these bitches. What fun is that? Sure you
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can get private table dances, but those cost an extra $15. You still can't
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touch. If you're going to go to a strip club, go to one that also serves as
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a brothel. Besides that, if you're going to go to one, go to one that your
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girlfriend has a reason to get pissed off at you for.
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I guess this girl is just really jealous, she needs to get over it.
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He isn't going to get laid or even a blow job. The job will still be yours.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #207 -- written by Muze -- 3/13/98 *
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