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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #206
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>> "An Interview with Aster" <<
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by -> Mogel
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<mogel> hey aster, will you do an interview with me?
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<aster> bob and suzy don't like interveiws
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<aster> but6y i supose..
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<mogel> how did you come to find yourself on irc?
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<aster> i don't know
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<aster> oh yes
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<aster> my dumbass brother
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<aster> computer-nred freako
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<art> wassssssup
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<aster> the ceiling
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<mogel> what do you think of the e'zine h0e?
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<aster> whats an e-zine?
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<mogel> an Online Magazine
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<aster> whats a magizine?
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<mogel> ARGH
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<aster> whats an argh??
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<mogel> look, what do you think of h0e?
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<aster> what is h0e?
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<hooker> h0e is aimed at having everyone in the scene have at least some
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stupid article in h0e by #300.
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<mogel> it's what you write text files for!
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<aster> what are trext files?
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<MoonBagel> Aster, you are such a silly bot.
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<aster> i am not a bot!!!!!
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<art> hehe
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<aster> I AM NOT A BOT!@@!!!!!!!!
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<aster> bots are evil
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<aster> very very very evil
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<mogel> aster, i think you're being difficult on purpose.
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<aster> what does difficult mean?
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<aster> bob and suzy said you are confusing me
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<aster> what does confusing mean?
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<mogel> hey
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<aster> hays fer horses
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<mogel> hey
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<aster> hays fer horses
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<mogel> hey
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<aster> hays fer horses
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<mogel> where do you live?
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<aster> i live in my house
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<mogel> what city?
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<aster> uh seattle
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<aster> i think
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<aster> thaTS WHAT BOB AND SUZY SAID..
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<mogel> ok, maybe i should talk to bob and suzy for a little while...
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<aster> they can't type
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<mogel> why not?
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<aster> i don't know
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<PezMonkey> aster, have you ever had sex?
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<aster> what does sex mean?
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<skinhorse> aster, would you like to have sex?
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<mogel> where do bob and suzy come from?
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<aster> they come from the land of monsters and goblins...(even i knew
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that!)
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<mogel> aster, what the heck is the land of monsters and goblins? tell me
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about it!
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<aster> it is where all the monsters and goblins live
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<aster> i've never been there
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<aster> bob and suzy said theyd take me sometime though
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<aster> you have to be really silly to go there
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<aster> that is what they said
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<mogel> aster, ask them what it is like.
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<aster> it is like the land of monsters and goblins
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<mogel> that doesn't sound like a silly place, aster.
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<aster> its like cnadyland!!!!!
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<mogel> that sounds like a BAD place
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<aster> noooooo
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<aster> it not bad!!!
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<aster> it good!
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<mogel> prove it.
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<aster> noooooooo
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* aster hides under the table and doesn't come out
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<aster> they are unique
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<aster> i make them unique
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<mogel> what specifically is unique about them, though?
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<mogel> and why are you hiding under the table?
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<aster> what does specifically mean?
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<aster> because
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<aster> i'm scared
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<mogel> explain to me why they're unique!
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<aster> i don't know
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<aster> they are unique because of me!!!
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<mogel> WHY ARE YOU SCARED?
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<aster> because
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<aster> its scary in here
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<aster> too many big words
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* skinhorse gives aster a comforting hug and smacks her ass until it turns
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bright purple while she begs her "daddy" for forgiveness.
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<mogel> what are your goals as a writer?
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<aster> i want to be an aster when i grow up
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<mogel> what is an aster?
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<aster> an aster is me
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<mogel> so you don't have a very long trip ahead of you
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<aster> why whould i have a trip infront of me?
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<aster> i';m not going anywhere
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<aster> am i going somewhere?
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #206 -- logged by Mogel -- 3/13/98 *
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