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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #202
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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>> "Big, Scary, Jungle Snake" <<
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by -> MoonBagel
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<SkYFLuXX> can i make your kittie purr?
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<MoonBagel> I'm allergic to cats
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<SkYFLuXX> i'm talking about the kitty between your legs silly!
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<MoonBagel> Uh oh
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<MoonBagel> how did it get there?
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<SkYFLuXX> you were born with it!
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<SkYFLuXX> i want to make your kitty purr
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<MoonBagel> then why am I allergic to cats? :\
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<SkYFLuXX> and make it wet
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<SkYFLuXX> I"M TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA YOU MORON!!!
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<SkYFLuXX> VA-GIN-A
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<MoonBagel> What's that?
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<MoonBagel> Cats don't like water, silly
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<SkYFLuXX> your private parts
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<MoonBagel> My friend's cat squawls and runs away when they get it wet
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<MoonBagel> I bet mine would do the same
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<MoonBagel> I like puppies.
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<MoonBagel> My puppies likes to get wet.
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<SkYFLuXX> alright
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<SkYFLuXX> listen
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<MoonBagel> Maybe we could do that.
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<MoonBagel> Yes?
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<SkYFLuXX> listen
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<MoonBagel> Okay
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<SkYFLuXX> you know that little crack
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<SkYFLuXX> between your legs
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<MoonBagel> yes
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<SkYFLuXX> that's what im talking about!
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<MoonBagel> That's not a kitty, silly!!
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<SkYFLuXX> i said your fucking vagina your moron
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<SkYFLuXX> listen
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<SkYFLuXX> i want to take my dick and shove it in your fucking vagina
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<MoonBagel> Kitties are furry and purr.
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<MoonBagel> oh.
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<MoonBagel> Wouldn't that hurt?
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<SkYFLuXX> NO!
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<SkYFLuXX> it would feel VERY VERY good
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<MoonBagel> How do you know?
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<MoonBagel> Do you have a kitty?
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<SkYFLuXX> BKUZ!
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<SkYFLuXX> no
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<MoonBagel> Oh
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<MoonBagel> why not?
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<SkYFLuXX> i have a big scary jungle snake
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<MoonBagel> what if it bites me??!@
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<MoonBagel> I might bleed!!
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<SkYFLuXX> only the first time baby
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<MoonBagel> I don't like to bleed
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<SkYFLuXX> after that it's smooth sailing
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<MoonBagel> are you a vampire?
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<MoonBagel> are you going to suck my blood?
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<SkYFLuXX> no
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<SkYFLuXX> but i got something for you to suck
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<MoonBagel> A lollipop?
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<MoonBagel> I like those
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<MoonBagel> one time I gave one to my kitty..
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<MoonBagel> but it choked.
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<SkYFLuXX> ohh really?
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<SkYFLuXX> well your kitty should like this lolipop
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<MoonBagel> What flavor is it?
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<SkYFLuXX> salty
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<MoonBagel> Like pretzels?
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<SkYFLuXX> yeah
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<SkYFLuXX> but it's creamier
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<MoonBagel> I haven't ever had a salty lollipop
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<MoonBagel> pretzels aren't creamy, silly!!
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<MoonBagel> unless you put cheese on them.
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<MoonBagel> but I don't like cheese.
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<SkYFLuXX> well alright
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<MoonBagel> I think I might be lactose intolerant.
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<SkYFLuXX> NO!
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<SkYFLuXX> it's just a new kind of lolipop ok
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<MoonBagel> Does the wrapper get stuck to it?
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<SkYFLuXX> well sometimes my snake is bad
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<SkYFLuXX> so i spank him
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<MoonBagel> oh no.
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<SkYFLuXX> and he pukes
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<MoonBagel> that doesn't sound good :\
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<SkYFLuXX> and i have to clean it up with a tissue
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<SkYFLuXX> and from the puke
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<MoonBagel> I would not want to puke
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<MoonBagel> I don't like getting spanked
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<SkYFLuXX> the tissue sticks to my snake
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<MoonBagel> it makes me cry
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<SkYFLuXX> well my snake likes it very much
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<MoonBagel> how do you know?
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<MoonBagel> Does it TELL you? :P
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<SkYFLuXX> yes
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<SkYFLuXX> he says it feels very good
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<MoonBagel> I didn't know snakes could talk
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<SkYFLuXX> well he doesn't exactly tell me
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<SkYFLuXX> but trust me
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<SkYFLuXX> i KNOW he likes it
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<MoonBagel> how do you know, though?
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<SkYFLuXX> ohh i know
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<SkYFLuXX> trust me I KNOW
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<MoonBagel> but how??!
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<SkYFLuXX> just TRUST ME
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<MoonBagel> Why?
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<SkYFLuXX> alright
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<MoonBagel> okay.
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<SkYFLuXX> I PUT A BUNCH OF VASOLINE ON MY HAND
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<SkYFLuXX> I WRAP MY HAND ARUOND MY DAMNED DICK
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<SkYFLuXX> AND SLIDEI T UP AND DOWN REALLY FAST
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<SkYFLuXX> UNTIL I CUM!
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<SkYFLuXX> AND I LIKE IT ALOT!
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<MoonBagel> okay.
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<MoonBagel> What's cum?
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<MoonBagel> You spelled 'come' wrong, dummy
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<SkYFLuXX> heh
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<SkYFLuXX> this white sticky stuff that makes babies
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<MoonBagel> how does it make babies?
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<MoonBagel> Babies are kind of pink
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<SkYFLuXX> magic
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<MoonBagel> oh.
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<MoonBagel> okay.
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<MoonBagel> thank you!
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<MoonBagel> I've learned a lot this evening
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<SkYFLuXX> chow old are u?
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<MoonBagel> 17
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<SkYFLuXX> errr
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<SkYFLuXX> heh
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<SkYFLuXX> you don't say
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<MoonBagel> I do say
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<MoonBagel> Silly, I just did
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<SkYFLuXX> i hope for your sake you're playing dumb
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<SkYFLuXX> heh
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<MoonBagel> umm..
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #202 -- written by MoonBagel -- 3/06/98 *
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