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>> "Cancerman vs. Clinton" <<
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by -> GrayWolf
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Background:
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Cancerman:
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Ex-sniper for the us army. head of elite orginization that runs the
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world. Killed JFK. Smokes a lot of ciggarettes.
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Clinton:
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Draft dodger. President of large country. has sex with lots of
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women. Smokes pot.
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If Cancerman and Clinton ever had a fight they would both have vast
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resources to call upon to back them up. As the head of an elite
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orginization that runs the world, Cancerman could call all his hired killers
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and powerful stoolies in support of him. Clinton on the other hand is a
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figurehead at the fore of united states politics and could call upon his
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wife to bog Cancerman down in paperwork until the end of the next century.
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In addition all the dead heads would support Clinton. Cancerman is a
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trained killer with numerous deaths staining his hand. He plans, attacks,
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and then departs. Clinton would throw him off guard. He is a draft dodger,
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a cheater, and very very sneaky. He never plans anything and is thus able to
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think on his feet. Also his wife knows karate and healthcare reform.
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Clinton also has plenty of stamina as shown when he jogs several miles,
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cheats on his wife with numerous women, then jogs back. Cancerman smokes,
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he'd run out of breath easily. Oh, did I mention that Clinton smokes pot,
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that makes his mind something even Cancerman couldn't understand or
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anticipate?
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In closing, this is what would transpire:
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Cancerman and Clinton would approach each other. Clinton would hand
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Cancerman a restraining order and in response Cancerman would pull out a gun
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w/ a silencer and shoot him. At that point Clinton's wife would rush him to
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a hospital where he would be put on life support. At the same time Mulder
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would get angry seeing his president dead and shoot Cancerman. Cancerman's
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goonies would rush him to the hospital where he would be put on life support
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right beside Clinton. Clinton would then have a bad acid flashback and
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flail disabling Cancerman's life support and killing him. Shortly after
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Clinton would relive one of his affairs with Paula Jones and have a heart
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attack dying a few short minutes after Cancerman. they would both be cloned
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and while Cancerman would be able to return to the shadowy underground from
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which he runs the world Clinton would have to go to the secret complex where
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such people as Elvis, Tupac, and the newly cured of aids Magic Johnson to
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live out the rest of his life waited on hand and foot by a group of
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genetically altered females whose only purpose is to make those in their
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care happy.
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Even in death, Cancerman rules the world and Clinton has all the fun,
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go figure, eh?
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #201 -- written by GrayWolf -- 3/06/98 *
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