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$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #182
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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$$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$.
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$$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$
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>> "The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt" <<
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by -> Aster
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le and kurt had been best friends for a very long time. they
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understood each other. they thought themselves higher than the other as
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well. this is what caused their latest argument. they both wore green pants,
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yellow shrits, and bright orange socks to the nail factory evewry morning.
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one day le decided he would where green socks instead, so he stayed up all
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night (despite serial's cast iron pot) making green socks out of kurt's
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pants. in the morning kurt did not notice and went to work with no pants on.
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half-way throught the day he reallized that le's socks were nbot blinding
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him like they usually did, and then realized he had no pants. he was very
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mad.
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"DUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"no!" le screamed.
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"window dust!!!!!!!!!!"
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"off!"
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"beeeeeeeeeeeer dust!!!"
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"yes!"
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"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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eventually they got so loud that the manager threw them, and their
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roommate, remote out. they were fired. so they went home. le gave back the
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pants, and kurt tried to put them on but the would not get past his knees.
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so they instantly forgot about the whople thing when serial booped em on the
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heads with the cast iron pot. from that day on kurts pant6s never fit, and
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le got more blinded because more of kurts socks showed.
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---
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MORAL(s):
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1) live by yourself.
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2) don't wear clothes you non-existent roommate would want
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3) don't read stupid things like this
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4) be more creative
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5) GET OFF YOUR ASS
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6) DO SOMETHING DAMMIT
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7) DON"T SIT THERE UN YOUR FAT ASS ALL DAY READING STUPID MIXED UP STUPID
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STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8) okay. I will say it one more time, do something.
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I have one more thing to say, before you get off your ass and do
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something. serial does not take any responsibility for being so irresistible
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that ppl start whacking ppl on the head with cast iron pots, because they
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want to be like himn and then get arrested.
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okay, I am done now.
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do something.
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do something.
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do something.
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do something.
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do something.
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do something.
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do something.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #182 -- written by Aster -- 1/13/98 *
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