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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #145
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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>> "Here's The Story of a Cat Named Buddy" <<
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by -> Trip
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"It's 3:45 am. Where the hell is my food? I'm a cat!@ I require mass
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amounts of food, you dumbbutt humans!@ feed me!@" Buddy thought to himself.
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"ME0W!@#$#@$#$@%%$&"
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Mari walks in, half dazed and smoking a cigarette. A cheap cigarette. Mari
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radiates a vibe of 'you damn cats are eating me out of home and cigarettes'
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with a mere glance, as she passes to the counter. The same routine every
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morning, unchanging, yet Buddy and his fellow felines feel determined that
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if they don't constantly pester Mari for their daily dosage of Friskies Cat
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Food, they may never eat again.
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"M300000000W!@@!#@!@!@!@!@~!~!@"
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"I'M GETTING IT, you ungrateful little bag of fur."
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"me0ow!@?"
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"You heard me."
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Mari takes a can from the stock pile of Friskies, reaches for the can
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opener, and prepares the band of renegade felines their food. Buddy, growing
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ever hungry, is constantly under her feet, going in circles, meowing like
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nobodies business.
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Bridget and Buddy, in unision, "ME0W!@!@!@@@!"
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"IT'S ALMOST FUCKING READY, YOU RAT BASTARDS."
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"meow."
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Battling her way through a barrage of cats, she reaches down & retrives the
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food dishes. Scooping food into each dish, she meshes it all into a coarse
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gravel-like texture.
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"Why do i bother? I should just put this in the dish in one big chunk,
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they'll still fucking gobble it down."
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She finishes meshing the food.
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Now, Clairance has been awoken by the pleasant aroma of the fish flavored
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food, and is now in the bunch. A large, 20 pound albino American White Hair.
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Clairance gets beaten daily by the two, smaller cats, and has the scratches
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to prove it.
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Petting him, Mari puts Clairance's bowl on the ground first. "Poor kitty."
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"ME00000W!@!#!#!@!@#$$#&^"
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"Don't make me get violent, Buddy."
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Finished with her morning chore, Mari puts the two dishes for Buddy and
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Bridget on the ground, and they immediately begin eating like wild animals.
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Mari begins to stumble back to bed, and is met in the hallway by Marc.
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"Mom, can you make me a bagel?"
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #145 -- written by Trip -- 12/9/97 *
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